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10-12-2004, 10:40 AM
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He's Here
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RAW Captions 10/11/04
                 
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10-12-2004, 11:04 AM
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He's Here
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Vince: ... So this is where I will be when my explosive diarrhea acts up... Trish: KICK YOUR KNEES! Stacy (Crying): It's POINT TO YOUR knees  Trish: I know  The RAW divas were having an okay time... Not bad... Not great... Just okay... However, Lita, on the other hand, botched staying visible, and was having a great time flirting with the broom stick... Conway: OOOO! Watch it Nick... That's a tender area! Eugene: Who's Nic... EWWW! Don't you wipe!? Conway: Regal: Oooo Yeah! I'm the Macho Man! Eugene: Hahaha! Hahahaha! We did it! Hahahahaha! Ref: Shit these guys are tall... Regal: ADRIAN! I DID IT! ADRIAN! It's official, Regal has the biggest suck up mouth... Worst... Swanton Bomb... Ever... Batista: YEAH! I'M CHAM... Ref (In Batista's ear): That's not till next Tuesday... Batista: Oh... I mean... I'M GONNA BE CHAMPION! YEAH! VINCE PICKED M... Ref (Yelling): IN CHARACTER, DUMBASS! Batista: I'm telling Hunter on you  Vince: Lets see... Old man, check... Four young ladies, check... Reading material, check... It's times like these I ponder returning to an on-air role... Eugene: Are you my mommy? Girl on right: Yeah, and you've been a bad boy  Eugene: I cleaned up my toys today, honest! Girls:  (All girls back away slowly) Kane loved watching his Male Breast Feeding with Gene Snitsky DVD... Kane: DO THE FLAIR FLOP!.... That's better RC Cola Man... Medic in back: He may be seriously injured... Vince: Val is STIFF as a BOARD! Medic: He may not recover... Vince: Val is STRAPPED down! Medic: He may not pull through... Vince: Val is FLIRTING with... What'd you say? The new Chris Benoit Action Figure! Now with push dropping, face flopping action! Edge: You're sweaty... **Odd grin** Benoit: Yeeaahh... Edge: You must be HOT by the looks of it... Benoit: Uh... Bye... **Runs away** Edge: HA! DOUBLE you can't see me! HBK: That... Didnt... Feel... Goooood.... Uh... Last edited by Xero; 10-12-2004 at 05:03 PM. |
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10-12-2004, 01:31 PM
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EL MERO MERO!
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O'Haire watched on from his new cage the reaction of Gangrel to silver metal. George Costanza: Have you ever seen Trish dance? Jerry: Oh,no. The ladies had been in awe for abit now. No woman can resist the power of poetry by... HEI-DEN-RECIH! Regal: Off to TNA with your talents, Conway! ...wait.. **RANDOM SCORPION TELEPORT PUNCH TO EUGENE! ** Regal: IN YOUR FACE, O'HAIRE! O'Haire: Fuck you! Ref: ..omg... I'm standing next to Jake the Snake... Ref: ..So you're saying that the Sox will take the series this year? God: I don't work miracles, kid.. um, forget it. Now give my your Snickers bar! AND THIS YEAR, ROB CONWAY IS GOING TO KILL... BILL... regal. JR: BAWGAWD JERICHO'S RAISING THE ROOF! Batista: HELL YEAH! THIS IS THE GREATEST FEELING! WOO!! Whadaya think, J?! Jericho: .... Batista: Yeah, I agree, ma.. OMG IS THAT MR. BEAN?! King: ..And this fellow, aptly named 'Dennis the Menace', is always ruining Mr. Wilson's garden. Thus the nickname.. Menace. Now about Family Circus.. Girls: Come, take a bath with us. We are so lonely. We have never had a man around.. EUGENE: uuuuUmmM...I MUST FIND THE HOLY GRAIL! EHH!!! (runs like bat out of hell) Girl: ...shit! No matter how hard Kane tried, the attempt to do a vase with Snitsky always failed. Kane can pick up any loose trash with his new friend: The Swiffer Vacuum. Medic: People, does he have a name? Crowd: Umm... I dunno.. never seen him before.. I think he's new.. A fan from crowd: ...WITCH! HE'S A WITCH! BURN HIM! Crowd: BURN HIM!! Test: Phew.. glad I didn't go out there.. Earl: NoNo.. THIS is more like a Y ! HHH: Jim Cavaziel??.. I mean, Jesu-- **HEADBUTT'D** Benoit: Sorry, Adam, but I have to tell you: you have barely to no talent and well, what saves you is your mic skills. So I think.. Edge: (thinking).. Shit.. a power pellet... RANDOM PACMAN!! BAKA BAKA BAKA!! Edgeward: COME AND GET ME, YOU PELLET-EATING GHOST BASTARDS! Benoit: So.. that's what.. they look like .. with out the sheets.. EYYESS... **flop** After a night with Heidenreich, you'll never feel the same again! END. Last edited by Gone Mad; 10-14-2004 at 12:10 AM. |
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10-12-2004, 02:19 PM
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WOOOOOOOOO!
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Conway's new "Double Pull My Finger" proved devastating. |
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10-12-2004, 02:29 PM
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Inno Knows.
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Kane: WTF?! This isn't my "Brianna loves Jenna"! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTAAAAAA |
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10-12-2004, 04:41 PM
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It's Hammer Time
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As usual I didn't read anyone else's before doing this.
When Spiders invaded the arena they had no choice but to set it on fire. Stacy and Trish take bad dancing to a new level. Noooo! Lita! Stay away! Please! Red Rover, Red Rover, we call Jericho over! Jericho: Here I go! Time to add undisputed Red Rover champion to my list! Eugene: I'm BRITISH! Ha ha ha ha! Regal: Cheerio, cheerio. Man gets hit in groin with flaaaagpole. Homer: Ha ha ha ha! This contest is over! Give that man the prize! Tomko looking up at Jericho: Are you my cousin Billy? Jericho: Do you want me to be? Tomko: *nod* Jericho: I'm not. If you stare at this picture long enough it turns into an optical illusion! In order to get young people more involved in politics, WWE introduced their new segment: Jerry Lawler reads from the news. I seriously don't remember seeing this. Snitsky: WTF Kane! I'm busy breastfeeding my baby! Whachu lookin' at? Kane: It's not my f- Snitsky: HEY! Kane: RC Cola better than Pepsi MY ASS! Val Venis wiped out while ramp surfing. HHH: What the hell?! This is the only picture I'm in this week? you can't even see my face! VIIIINCE! Bentoit: Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts... Low blows for all! DING! |
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10-12-2004, 05:29 PM
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Spammy Certified
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King: Hey lisa wanna read the paper with me? Conway:He's talking to lisa! I'll show him Regal: Eugene help! Eugene: Calm down, shes just rading the paper with him. Later that night... Lisa: Ohhhh Eugene! |
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10-12-2004, 07:37 PM
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I'm not the only one who thinks that Stacy looks really weird in that second pic am I?
As a hilarious gag, Pat Patterson's last act before leaving the WWE was to plant a thermal detonator on the RAW set. In a rather foolish act, Trish decided to kick Stacy even as she held up the glass ceiling. All three: "Oh crap... here it comes... sinking... sinking... sinking....." Conway was hesitant to cross the bridge over the Pit of Eternal Peril, but Eugene and Regal were going to make him do it no matter what! There was something different about the British Bulldog... As punishment for getting a pop, Regal was hung by the wrists from the roof truss. Honestly, La Res could be so barbaric sometiems when jerking off Regal's flag penis. WWE Presents... EXTREME GYMNASTIC TUMBLING BLOOPERS!!! Batista: "You mean I'm holding a belt that DOESN'T belong to Hunter?????"  Lawler: "'Brock Lesnar to return with Ultimate Warrior gimmick; Also, hot pics of Stephanie in the shower! Turn to Page 5.' Huh." Eugene: "Hey... girl hugging my waist... lower." Not even watching Gene Snitsky's new IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT JUST DO MY TAE BO video could get Kane strong enough to overcome career burial. Kane: "Pepsi for life! Bitch!" Medic: "Shit! Actually being on RAW has given his system a shock! He's not used to live TV! Gimme 10 CC's of Heat! Stat!" Benoit always loved being launched from an intergalactic wormhole. Benoit: "And that is why I'm gonna win the vote and kick your ass at Taboo Thursday!!" Edge: "Um... I'm not him." The blinding floating orb had already taken out Michaels and Benoit, but Edge was fearless in the face of adversity. [/QUOTE]Michaels and Benoit: "So this is what it feels like to have your glowing right testical ripped from your body and levitated in the air." |
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10-12-2004, 07:42 PM
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Darn... didn't mean to steal your Pepsi/RC Cola gig, Gouda.
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10-12-2004, 10:57 PM
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It's Hammer Time
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And I didn't mean to steal Xero Limit 126's breast milk. Wait... that didn't sound right...
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10-13-2004, 01:33 AM
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"Mr. Tuesday Morning"
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JR: "As you can see, it seems Benoit and Micheals are still feeling the ill effects of Flair's patented 'Testicle Pinch'... " |
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10-13-2004, 02:12 AM
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Mostly Harmless
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Ok, being new to the forum I think I got this right on how to put the captions under the pictures....
[QUOTE=Xero Limit 126] Trish shows poor sportsmanship after loosing the Hokey Pokey championship. Thinking you're Triple H, just another side effect of hunger. Grab a Snickers. ...I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.... It's a good thing that Gene took up wrestling because his sign language tapes never caught on. |
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10-13-2004, 02:21 AM
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King K Cool
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You see,this is why people make fresh mints. |
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10-13-2004, 02:26 AM
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Hehe, those are actually not bad! And for a firsttimer, that's actually pretty damn good!
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10-13-2004, 03:02 AM
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R.I.P Tanner
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the crowd was as shocked as Jerecho when he could handstand on top of the glass Ceiling |
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10-13-2004, 04:33 PM
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Spammy Certified
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for the second you need to see the commercials first.
How did you get in there? Regal: Get in there you can do it! Encouraging Natives love Emerald Nuts Last edited by Savio; 10-13-2004 at 06:27 PM. |
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10-13-2004, 06:04 PM
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Um, Paul, that's Encouraging.
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10-13-2004, 09:03 PM
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Mostly Harmless
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NO!! Don't show the Hulk Hogan Right Guard adverts! We will be good! We promise! Regal: Eugine! How many times do I have to tell you not to give people wedgies in the ring?? Now all these poor folks are going to be traumatized by seeing his ass. Last edited by Jorgha; 10-16-2004 at 11:52 PM. |
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10-14-2004, 03:56 AM
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You're Fired
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Victoria was intrigued, Stacy was confused and Nidia was disgusted by the sign in the crowd that said: Women wrestlers should know how to wrestle! Eugene and Regal: We both have been destroyed by HHH, its your turn! Conway: Awww crap... Kane had another reason to be mad when he cut his head after watching Snitsky's "How to cut your own hair" video. |
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10-14-2004, 05:35 AM
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^
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10-14-2004, 08:38 AM
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They made a wall, but had forgotten to cover their nutts. |
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10-14-2004, 06:26 PM
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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Lawler: Read Fury A Becks! Girl on Left: Someone set up us the Bomb! Conway: Voltron form Blazing sword! Vince Backstage: NO! My Regal RoBeast! One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song? Did you guess which thing was not like the others? Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong? If you guessed that one is fat and ugly, Then you're absolutely...right! Trish: Simon never said hands in the air, Bitch!!! Stacy: I thought this was Freezetag! Eugene: But what about what happened to Magic Johnson?... Page Three Girl: Well, that was in Spain, and he was in the NBA. Last edited by tucsonspeed6; 10-14-2004 at 06:38 PM. |
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10-14-2004, 06:35 PM
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10-14-2004, 06:39 PM
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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10-14-2004, 08:18 PM
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Mostly Harmless
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I don't remember this being part of flag football. Val made a serious error trying out for the Olympic luge team. |
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10-14-2004, 10:02 PM
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Fthagn?
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This is a weak looking Slipknot video.. American Bandstand has hit a new low. Wait, I thought this was Charmed.. This was taken moments before the terrible accident involving Triple H firing all three men. Now the only problem was that they played 'Real American' during this part here.. FLAG STEALER! Conway: Stop! I hear something! Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up? And then it donned on him- Batista had no idea where the fuck he was. King: 'Seven killed in tragic boating accident. News at eleven..' Wait.. Engaged Ninnies love Emerald NNuts Kane: This doesn't look like Survivor.. Worst. Limbo. Ever. What?! Stone Cold broke his neck again?! As the crucifix broke, Benoit could only pray it went forward and not out of the ring. Edge: Oh yeah, well, you like men! Benoit: Yeah?! Well, you mom had sex with your dad! Edge:  ... Take that back. I think it goes without saying that Edge can't mime. And the first ever 'Touch Your Balls' Iron-Man competition is off to a great start! |
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10-14-2004, 10:04 PM
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Stacy: (2 Minutes After this incident) Why? (Sob) WHYYYYYY??? Euguene and William Regal take a time out to help young Charlie Gordon to his front row seat. IIOBOBOOBOB *Chair Shot* JR: RKO! *Chair Shot* JR: Pedigre! *Chair Shot* JR: Stone Cold Stunner! *Chair Shot* JR: Cripper Crossface! *Big Chairshot* JR: JOHN CENA WITH THE ROCK BOTTOM! |
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10-15-2004, 06:38 PM
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trish misunderstands the rules of panty peeping stacey- it was only one drink girls, honest! oh, what a feeling, when you're dancing on the ceiling! confident, confident, dry and secure! jerry- jackpot! looks like the holiday inn is having a 5 for 1 special mistaking eugene for ron jeremy, the page 3 girls go looking for the prize kane becomes the newest member of the aryan nation kane- toro! toro! benoit- wow, those levitation lessons really paid off! Last edited by ginagm; 10-16-2004 at 04:45 AM. |
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10-15-2004, 09:12 PM
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EdgeWard: Come on Micheals..Come on Benoit... fans: [chanting] Edgewaaaard. Edgewaaaard Edgward: My names not Edgeward!!!!!! Kane[in creepy voice he uses on lita]: Edgewaaaaaaaaard.... Lita: I thought his name was Edge? EdgeWard: Benoit and Micheals: ref: fans[now silent]: Kane: Lita: I really dont get it..... |
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10-16-2004, 09:30 PM
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The Arena began to catch fire one they found out that President Bush is in the arena. Lawler: Watch your step there ladies. J.R.: This match is a slobberknocker!!! Lawler: No it's not, this match is a slobberdrooler, HA ha!!! Stacy: Vicky, your boob is pressing against my boob. Nidia: And you have a nice soft touch of your hand... Regal: Eugene, what in the bloody hell are you doing? You are supposed to swing this guy to the ropes? Eugene: Well you're the one that told me to hold his hand. Eugene about ready to make a porn. Kane: "He's hypnotizing me." Benoit: "GGGEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOOMMIIINNnnnnOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo......." Benoit: "HHH now I want a rematch for the title..." EDGE: I am not HHH.
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10-17-2004, 12:15 AM
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Mostly Harmless
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Regal: I feel pretty, oh so pretty... Eugine: This flag matches my underoos. Forgetting where he was, Chris Jerchio decides to practice yoga. Lawler, using a pencil and his remarkable drawing skills, illustrates to the page three girls how their photos would be enhanced with nipple clamps. Kane, like most cows, learned to sleep standing up. With enough effort and duct tape, Edge learns how to keep weebles down. Benoit:So Shawn, this is what it feels like to be you? Shawn: Yea Benoit: Cups should be mandatory in this sport. Shawn: They leave panty lines. Spandex is so unforgiving... |
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10-17-2004, 12:25 PM
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yes. yes. yes.
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These are my first ever captions....I'm feeling the pressure...
Kane looked on in fear as Snitsky ScissorHands made his Raw debut Jericho's new Bungee Bomb finisher was not worth the long walk up to the gantry... Jerry found an interesting distraction during the latest Triple H promo... Michaels - 'I told you we'd catch something over here in England' Trish kicked Stacy for having the gall to believe that most Manchester United fans actaully come from Manchester Jericho ran head first into the new 'Rocky-like' Batista statue being proudly unveiled in the ring Rosey, in an attempt to prove his superhero powers was fired from a cannon. Kane, jealous at only having a 'fire and miscarriages' gimmick responded angrily. Yes, it's true. English girls will do anything for money. Conway's new 'Bruce Lee with a flag' gimmick stole the show Monday night Benoit - '..and that's how you find the hypotinuse of a triangle...' Hebner, always ready to screw a Canadian, was instructed by Trips to fly directly into Benoit's path... Val - 'You know, you lie down on a beach in Spain, and wake up....uh...where am I? |
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10-17-2004, 11:49 PM
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One Man Horror Show
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Attendance was huge for the Grand Opening to the Portal to Hell. It was nice to see that Stacy was trying, but she could never quite match Trish when it came to dancing to the "Ninja Rap". When she felt Victoria's hand slowly creeping up her side, Stacy gradually learned of the real reason behind her breakup with Stevie. Eugene: "Na-na... na-na... Dude looks like a lady!" Conway: "Wait... wait a minute. Is it 'Dude looks like a lady' or 'Do it like a lady'?" The crowd saw a different side of "The Man's Man" when Regal celebrated by pulling of a pirouette. Lawler: "Goddamn, Andy Capp is really funny today!" Eugene couldn't help but smile. Telling girls that you were pregnant really DID get the chicks! Although he was overseas, Glenn Jacobs never missed a show of "Bill O'Reilly: The After Hours Edition". No one was more surprised than Kane when Rosey suddenly shot a white-hot fireball out his ass. Medic: "I saw you with my wife last night, YOU BASTARD!" Val: "AcccckkkkK!" Hebner knew he promised he would catch Benoit, but now he was having second thoughts. Benoit: "... but ... it's true.... I mean, it was just a few months ago..." Edge: "Look, Chris, I'll swallow that story about you being from Atlanta, but ... you used to be a World Champion? Yeah, right." Edge freaked when he realized he'd already lost five fingers in woodshop class. If you have Testicular Torsion, remember these three words: Stop. Touch. And Tell. |
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