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Old 11-14-2004, 09:51 PM   #1
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Browns lockerroom pre-game
(Butch Davis walks around looking concerned)

B. Davis: They have Roethlisberger, they have Ward,they have Bettis, they have Farrior, they have Polamalu, they have Porter...

Aaron Shea: We're boned...

B. Davis: True as that may be, we can't think that way. Now, think people, we need a game plan. The Steelers have been getting into our head with little details like beating the tar out of everyone while we're getting killed. Any ideas?

(crickets cherp)

Shea: We're boned.

Jeff Garcia: We could play football for a change.

Kelly Holcomb: Pick up the Blitz?

Gerard Williams: Feed me beans?

ALL: NO!

B. Davis: Williams, you could beat Risninburner in the head.

Andre Davis: I think it's Ruthlessbradshaw.

Phil Dawson: I think it's Bugs Bunny.

B. Davis: Shut up, you dumb kicker!

Dawson: (Looks ready to yell, but gets distracted by something) Ooh, shiney!

Shea: We're boned.

B. Davis: Think, people....er...never mind.

Garcia: I could do a striptease for Plaxico.

Plaxico Burress: Huh?

Holcomb: Your lockerroom's down the hall, you pothead.

(Burress and William Green start leaving)

Holcomb: (Pulls Green back into the room)

B. Davis: I think I have an idea.

Dawson: Slinkys!

Shea: We're boned.

B. Davis: SHUT UP! Green, you're a waste of space, right?

Green: I'm wasted...

B. Davis: How about starting a fight with Porter, get him ejected.

Garcia: Oh, thank god.

Green: I have the munchies. (Leaves)

B. Davis: As far as the rest of you...

Ebenezer Ekuban: Is this actually your first name?

B. Davis: It's a typo, that's supposed to be a "U". Now, lets get them Steelers!

(The team stands up, turns around, and try to charge out of the room. They remember too late that there are walls.)

Shea: (Shakes head) We're boned.

B. Davis: So boned.

(Shea and B. Davis leave)

Burress: How'd I get back here?

The Clock's ticking:

Pvt. Hallowell, USMC

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Old 11-14-2004, 10:07 PM   #2
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I dunno, probably woulda been funny if I was like 10
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:17 AM   #3
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Old 11-15-2004, 04:29 AM   #4
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That not knowing how to pronounce "Roethlisberger" joke reminded me of that movie Rookie of the Year when everyone kept getting the kids name wrong. That movie was good times...

It's Gerard Warren, by the way
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:08 PM   #5
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Garden Hoser, you're in.

Yeah, good movie.
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:12 PM   #6
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Not a good quote coming from me


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Old 11-15-2004, 03:58 PM   #7
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Again i ask for Steeler fans not to be judged by this, some of us are actually intellegent haha
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Old 11-15-2004, 06:13 PM   #8
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Old 11-16-2004, 04:02 AM   #9
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Garden Hoser, you're in.

Yeah, good movie.
lol. yes. I think his name was "Rowengardner" or something like that. Similar to Roethlisberger. Good times.
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