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RAW Captions [11-22-2004]
![]() And then suddenly, it hit him. "Why the hell WOULD a vampire have metal teeth anyway???" ![]() Despite Triple H's assurances that Lance's was only "this" small, Flair remained nervous about his upcoming Penis Length Contest with Mr. Storm. ![]() Sometimes during his spair time, Hunter liked to go target practicing with his awesome WWE cardboard wrestler cutouts. ![]() Not even RAW was prone to the senseless sports violence when Benoit suddenly decided to "Latrell" poor, innocent Edge. ![]() Edge: "That.. son of a bitch threw a cup of BEER at me!!!!!!" |
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#2 |
Formerly Ġohâń3k
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![]() Triple H wishes he didn't forget his shovel today |
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#3 |
Spammy Certified
Posts: 46,111
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![]() HHH: Check out my new invention...The Glass wall! |
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#4 |
EL MERO MERO!
Posts: 4,259
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![]() HHH: HAHA! Your little beam of sunlight will never hurt me, Blade ... Wait, yes it can... AHHH!!! ** burns up! ** ![]() HHH: Um.. you don't wanna do this.. um, Dave, do something! Batista: Y-You did throw a cup at Artest. I can't help you there... HHH: It's just you and me then, eh, Flair... Flair?? Flair: **flops** HHH: .. ![]() ![]() RKO: How 'bout now, Hunter? Can you find Waldo now?! Maven: Yeah, he's not behind me.. oh, yes, he is. Nevermind... RKO: ![]() ![]() Edge: NOOOO!! Benoit: Hey, I had to spend good money for this! Now you're watching this double feature of "One night in Chyna" and "Spongebob the Movie" even if our headS explode! Edge: WE'RE WATCHING THE CHYNA MOVIE NOW?! AHHHH!!!!!! ![]() Edge: Uggghhhh.... can't get that damn U2 song out of my head! ... Must.. stop it.. HOLA, We're at a place called Vertig-- DAMN IT TO HELL!!! ...stupid, catchy Bono.. end. |
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#5 |
...and a Batman symbol
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![]() Voice from titantron:...here we see a female horse during its mating season. As you see here, sshe approaches her victim, and forces him to the ground. Then, she forcefully attatches herself to the males reproductive organs 2nd voice: OH YEAH, ONE NIGHT IN CHYNA, BABY Triple H: so this is what the Discovery channel is about? ![]() Triple H: Its....not...my...fault? Gary! Wrong Cards! ![]() Randy: WHAT DO WE WANT? Wrestlers: MORE WORLD TITLE REIGNS IN THE NEXT THREE YEARS Randy: WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Wrestlers: IN THE NEXT THREE YEARS ![]() Benoit: Play a Jigglypuff on MY Squirtle, will you? ![]() Edge: SOMEBODY ANSWER THAT STUPID PHONE! |
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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![]() Snitsky the Master of Disguise almost had his cover blown when his official WWE Edge wig almost fell off. yes I do suck that bad ![]() |
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#7 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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![]() Triple H: SHEEN! Sparkle sparkle! ![]() All three guys ruined the yearly Evolution family picture. Hunter: I still want these in wallet size... ![]() Randy Orton opens to the portal to Midcard Hell to teach Hunter a lesson. Hunter: No... NOOOO! OH MY GOD! THE HORROR! Randy: THIS, Hunter, THIS is your new home! NOW GET IN THAT PORTAL! Hunter: NOOOO! I'M SORRY FOR SENDING YOU ALL THERE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! Jericho: Too late now. If they hadn't had us licking Vince's balls, we wouldn't be as pissed. ![]() Benoit: I love you Edge! Edge: ![]() ![]() ![]() Edge - The Next Retard in Training |
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#8 |
WOOOOOOOOO!
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![]() ![]() Flair: So....which one's career haven't you started to ruin yet HHH: Uhhhhhhhh..... |
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#9 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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![]() “Since I ran out of things to say, I’m going to give you fans a little treat inspired by Edge! That’s right, a 7358978635 second pose for the rest of my air time quota!” ![]() And now another eposide of “What are they thinking!!!! HHH: I’m a homo?!?!? Well you’re straight! Yeah! That’ll be my come back next time! Naich: Uhhhh… I think I left the oven on…… shit…. Batista: [cool]OMG!!!!11!!1!!! i aM SucH @ 1337 HaxXoR! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! ^_^!!! [/cool] ![]() Show of hands! How many people think that Triple H is not abusing his powers backstage? ![]() The ever so vain Edge will take a moment to see check on his professionally whitened teeth, even if he is in a match. ![]() “MY NAME IS ADAM FREAKING COPLAND! I AM CANADAIN, AND I HAVE MY OWN NON-GHOST WRITTEN AUTOBIOGRPAHY OUT, AND YOU STILL DON’T KNOW ME!?!?!? |
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Fthagn?
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![]() This is the last time Hunter is allowed to play the son of God.. ![]() Hunter: My name is Triple H and we approve of this message.. ![]() Didn't the WWE learn last time that 'The Union' sucked.. ![]() A game of peak-a-boo gone horribly wrong. ![]() Worst. War Face. Ever. |
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