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#1 |
Formerly Ġohâń3k
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wow [1 night in chyna trailor]
http://www.avn.com/index.php?Primary...tent_ID=207655
no comment. thought i'd give the topic more of a description... also.. those of you brave enough can watch the trailor, no way in hell i'm watching that Last edited by V; 12-03-2004 at 11:41 PM. |
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#2 |
my other rides your mom
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56 min? 55 floor play
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#3 |
my other rides your mom
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"When she first enters the frame, ensconced in something “sexy” and looking to tease, it harkens back to those nightmare moments where you’re slightly drunk in a room, waiting to see what it is you really seduced, and out comes someone who makes you wonder, Is it a man, a she-male—and most importantly, what the hell is that bulge between its legs and what are its plans for me?! Yikes!"
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#4 |
Temporary
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#5 |
LIMITLESS
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LOL @ the summary
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#6 |
Formerly Ġohâń3k
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yeah i edited my first post to include that they actually have a trailor up... scaarrry
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#7 |
Shadow Conspircy leader
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I am not clicking that.
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#8 |
Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Ok, someone watch it. Kevin would, but he's scared.
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#9 |
Ninja Mod, Esquire
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I nominate FUnky to watch it. He has big balls afterall... Anyway, what's the worst thing that can happen, Chyna materialized through your TV and kills you?
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The Satanic Mechanic
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As far as I can tell, I'm ok. I mean, I can still see, but I guess I'll find out if little Funky still works when I go look at some (non-Chyna) porn sometime in the near future. |
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#11 |
1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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I will take one for the team
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#12 |
not gayo
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LOL I watched the trailer, its nothing special really. I don't see why you guys are making such a big deal about it. I mean yeah, its Chyna, but it could be a LOT worse.
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#13 |
1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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Yeah it is nothing
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#14 |
not gayo
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OMG SPLAYA YOU ARE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#15 |
Formerly Ġohâń3k
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Mayo = ratings
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#16 |
Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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Almost looks like it could of been made up. But sadly as we know it wasnt. I have already said that I would go ahead and watch it on the other post of this. Hopefully my eyes wont burn out during it.
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#17 |
Temporary
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I have to say that is the worst trailer for a porn I have ever seen. That trailer makes me not wanna see this.
I mean come on the sex tape is obivously gonna suck so they could of at least made a decent trailer to the sell the damn thing. |
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#18 |
...IN HD!!!!
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Hey let's look on the bright side...school's now have something they can show teens to prevent them from having sex.
"See kids, this is what sex looks like." *shows Chyna and X-Pac going at it* *Teenage sex rate drops at a dramatic level* |
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#19 |
The Satanic Mechanic
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BTW, for those who watched the trailer, I am not related to Johnny Fly (AKA the producer) in any way.
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#20 |
Pelvic Sorcerer
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gross dude
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#21 |
Resident drug enabler
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I used to defend Chyna's looks, but ever since she left WWE... *cringe*
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#22 |
Resident drug enabler
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lol. @ the review. Mini penis.
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#23 |
Inno Knows.
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I've said it once and I'll say it again...I've lost all faith in mankind
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#24 |
Damn me and my charisma
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Should I be glad that I felt no movement in the groin area while watching that trailer?
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Darth Teedious
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#26 | |
my other rides your mom
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That made me think of when Peter Griffin taped over his wedding with a porn, and lois sent it to her grandmother in a old folks home...the guy was punching himself in the Groin telling it to wake up. ![]() |
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#27 |
The Next Great One н˛
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I think it is safe to say nobody will visit China ever again.
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#28 |
Has an evil monkey...
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That is the worst trailer I've seen for anything.
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#29 |
My Opinion Matters
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Looks ok to me, except for that weird as hell alien music they were playing.
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#30 |
Triple A's a bitch
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Just watched it.
SCARY SH>IT! Looks total garbage, but the descriptions page is hilarious. It's a MUST READ! |
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#31 |
Tedious Inevitability
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"Hey Lois can I borrow your mace?..AHHHHHHHHH! Thats better"
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#32 |
One Man Horror Show
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Notice how the DVD cover has "JOANIE" in large letters and "sean" in tiny letters. Dominated much, eh, X-pac?
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#33 |
EL MERO MERO!
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Just read the review and isn't it funny after all that descriptions, the guy then says watch it. Heh, I wasn't going to before and not of that descriptions helped any bit either. The cover just creeps me out alone and hell, I like horror movies!
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#34 |
Stickman
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At least it's not as bad as German Goo Girls.
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#35 |
King of Love and Piss
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"We watch as Sean dives in for his hot lunch, camera wobbling woozily as he contemplates what will likely be his last meal in a porn movie. Joanie’s loins are riddled with razor burn, bruises, zits and ripped to the max from serious squats. It doesn’t take long for the man in the boat to appear from under Joanie’s clitoral hood. (Now I know why there’s such a thing as gawkers’ block on the freeways.) "
Cmon.. lets give this movie a chance! |
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#36 |
R.I.P Eddie Guerrero
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Well I took one for the team and actually watched it(Some how I can still see and type).It's basically a Rob Zombie video mixed in with wipes and a pole
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I've taken the liberty of posting the review so you don't have to click on the link.
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#38 |
The Caption Crippler
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I will rep anyone who ends up watching the full thing when it comes out. Lord knows you need something for your troubles.
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#39 |
EL MERO MERO!
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Order "One Night in Chyna" now and you'll receive a FREE lifetime pass to therapy!
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Adminstigator
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