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Old 12-08-2004, 10:18 AM   #1
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:30 AM   #2
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WHAA....no Captain Charisma pic,or any of Batista or the lita/trish kiss...damn you WWE
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Old 12-08-2004, 12:04 PM   #3
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At least I can't botch this pose

5 Minutes later.....





Oh shit...
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Old 12-08-2004, 12:36 PM   #4
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*Trish bends backweards to avoid a clothline by Lita*
King: MATRIX MOVE!!
Lita: You wanna see a Matrix move? I'll show you a Matrix move!
*Lita dives into Trish's body and explodes her from the inside*
Lita: Damn right! :foc:
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Old 12-08-2004, 12:46 PM   #5
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You know, I used to get rep for posting this j/k
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Old 12-08-2004, 12:46 PM   #6
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Damnit I was gonna use this weeks Highlight Reel pics for the TNA thread, but since Jericho wasn't in them there's no use.
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Old 12-08-2004, 01:16 PM   #7
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Y2J: Ha Ha that's what you did to HHH so you could win the title
Benoit: Ha Ha yeah but it was worth it


Y2J (Thinking) Ahhhh so that's where I went wrong
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Old 12-08-2004, 01:24 PM   #8
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Vince: The belt has finally found its true master...

HHH: NO! You can't haves precioussss!!! SHE'S MINE! PRECIOUSSSSSS!!!!!!!
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Old 12-08-2004, 01:37 PM   #9
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Vince: Hey Hunter! You forgot this!


Hunter: Daddy, can I have Belty back now?
Vince: No, you need to learn your lesson. You forgot to put the seat down and Steph fell in.
Hunter: But... But...


Vince: I'm WAAAAITING!
Hunter: *DING*


Edge: Can we call this staring contest a tie now?
Randy: NEVER! *Blink* SHIT!


Jericho: What do you mean they forgot my espresso!? *SNNNNORRRRRE*


Chris Jericho and Stevie Richards have a rousing conversation about the brunette in the back.


Jericho: You're name's Chris too!? NO... WAY!
Benoit: You've known me for ten years, are you okay?
Jericho: Duuude, when did you cut your hair?


Lita botches entering the ring.


Ref: SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!
*SPLAT*
Ref: DAMN that was SWEET!


Lita: Me win championship? That's unpossible!


Seconds later, Lita is melted by the liquid fire that's squirting out behind her.
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Old 12-08-2004, 02:02 PM   #10
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Poor Lita. Still not getting any respect from the people here at TPWW.net *cheap pop*
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:16 PM   #11
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Headlines: Triple H, age 62, retains the World Heavyweight Title.



Triple H returns with a new gimmick: H-1000. Ability to run at 1000 MPH and walk threw medal poles.



Here, we see HHH anxiously awaiting in line to ride Space Mountain.



Dr. Benoit: Turn your head and cough.
Jericho couhgs.
Dr. Benoit: Ok....now bend over and sneeze.



Most awkward siamese twins ever.
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Old 12-08-2004, 03:43 PM   #12
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Ring Announcer: “Here is your winner, and the NEWWWWWWWW World Heavyweight Champion, MR. McMAHON!”



Lita: "Now THIS is the angel's crown of gold I'M talkin' about!"

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Sorry folks I'm no good at captions, as evidenced above , so I only did the first and last photos.
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Old 12-09-2004, 12:18 AM   #13
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McMahon: Ya lookin' for this, huh, Wonka?? Ya Oompa Lumpa bastard?!


McMahon: I now crown myself champ!
HHH: Last time I checked, I owned this company..
McMahon: Yes, sir. **hands HHH title back**


Vince: Look at me! I got a big nose and I like to screw with the talent, along with the boss's daughter! Blahblahblah!
HHH: ..WAIT A MINUTE! His impression... of Hogan is BRILLIANT! **looks into crowd** SWEET KNIGHTS OF CAMELOT! A TAQUITO VENDOR!


eDGE: Well, isn't that right, Ice... man?
RKO: ...um, what's right? I haven't said anything.
eDGE: You don't know the quote? I thought you knew..
RKO: You think you know me..
eDGE: HEY! ... shut up.


Jericho, embarrased, found out he was the one millionth customer at a local porno store. He wasn't embarrased for being in the store, but was for picking up a copy of "One night in Chyna" for HHH.


Jericho (looking at the ground): HAHA! I should get Eugene drunk more often.
Eugene: HeehHEEHe.. sooooo this is what WWE writers feel like?>.... MENTALLY CHALLENGED GIMMICK FOR ONE TIME TALENTED WRESTLER 2004! ** flops completely **


Jericho: Hey, I like your impression of the Tin-Man from Wizard of Oz.
Benoit: ..glue,glue ... no really, glue.. I can't move!


M. Bison (in crowd): Well, she WOULD botch my move too...
Ref (to himself): He's always here..


Lesnar (in crowd): ... Don't even say it.


Announcer: AND THE NEW WOMEN'S CHAMP..
Lita: I don't want this! I'm just gonna lose it and get it back next month! Please!
Announcer: ... AND NEW CHAMPION... HHH!
HHH (wearing a skirt): HAHA! I TOLD YA I'D DO IT!! I AM THE GAME! ORTON!!


In an incredibly stupid heel turn, Lita powerbombed Belta in a table just to build up a fued with her boyfriend Belty for WM21. In related news, Kane becomes an actor full time after finding out his old job went out of business and he is soon nominated for an Emmy.

end.. mercifully.
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Old 12-09-2004, 06:13 PM   #14
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50 years later, Vince Russo still hadn't learned his lesson when he has David Arquette regain the World Title.


HHH: "Wait... so as long as I'm stuck on the couch, I don't get Belty either?"
Vince: "Shouldn't have pissed of my baby girl."
HHH:


Vince fulfills every egomaniac's dream of becoming a champion who whacks off in public.


Jericho's suspicions were aroused when he saw a "We'll Miss You" banner peaking behind the balloons.


Girl: "So where you from?"
Jericho: "Well, technically I'm from Canada, but they've been announcing me..."
Girl: "I hope you're from New York. I love New Yorkers."
Jericho: "Manhattan, ma'am. I'm from Manhattan."


Benoit: "She likes Atlanta guys, eh? You don't say..."


Things turned tragic when Lita tried to re-enact The Matrix.


Sometimes, just for fun, the ref would just pick girls up with the Force and swivel them up and down.


Lita: "Whaddya mean that Dark Angel stuntwoman is the new number one contender?"


Lita: "I did it! I did it! I did it!"
Bart: "Okay, you can put your hands down now."
Lita: "I can't!!"
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Old 12-09-2004, 09:41 PM   #15
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Look what I found in the Cheerio's box!


Look Vince, I found one in the Lucky Charms box too!


"So help me Hunter, if Trinity flops and you embarass this company you will never see Belty again!"


Hunter: (In best vampire voice) I am the terror that flaps in the night.



Damn, I make this lei look good. Wonder if it would be a good look for Fozzy...


For Halloween Chris Jericho went as a Canadian pimp.


Benoint: Nice lei. All you need now is a grass skirt.
Jericho: I am not inviting you to any more office parties.



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Old 12-10-2004, 12:31 PM   #16
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Lita botches losing.



I've wanted to use that for, like, 3 months!
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