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Less Talk, More Rokk!
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Rate The Wrestler - Day 123 - Balls Malhoney - Christmas Special!
Well, Merry Christmas to everyone, Helmsphere here, well that sorta rhymes but nevermind, anyways, let's start things off, Our favorite, well versed Technical Wrestler who is playing a Mentally Challenged person, Nick Densmore (sp?) scored a 84, which is good, but doesn't get him into the Top 10.
Anyways, I wanted to do something involved with Christmas, and well I can't do Kane who was the Christmas Creature, since he was already done, however, surfing thru Wrestlecrap, made me think of the right person....This man hails from the South Pole and is Santa Claus, evil brother, He is Xanta Claus Or for you ECW Fans....This man is known as one of the most extreme and yet untalented wrestlers in the world, he is the Chair Swinging Freak, and well, as his ECW Entrance music said....He got the biggest, Balls of them all, this man is the master of the nutcracker suite, He is Balls Malhoney! Current Top 10 Leaderboard T-1st Bret "Hitman" Hart (96) T-1st Kurt Angle (96) T-1st Tully Blanchard (96) T-3rd Owen Hart (95) T-3rd "Million Dollar Man" Ted DeBiase (95) 5th "Ravishing" Rick Rude (94) 6th "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (93) T-7th Brian Pillman (92) T-7th "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels (92) T-7th "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson (92) T-7th The Rock (92) T-7th "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (92) The Optimists: Dave Youell Impact! The Optimist Alienoid06 Helmsphere |
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#2 |
My Opinion Matters
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Wrestling Ability- 9
Charisma- 3 I rate him a 7 |
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#3 |
Chill out, dickwad.
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8 because he is the man.
BALLS. |
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7. And I'm being generous, because it's Christmas.
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#5 |
The Franchise
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10 for the "balls" it took for that fire spot and he has a lot of technical skill that is underated by people
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#6 |
Bastard Deer
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6
Humbug |
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#7 |
President of Freedonia
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9
The man had the "balls" to take huge spots for the fan's entertainment, and he does have some underrated technical skill. Also he knew how to work a crowd. I still remember him and Sabu headlining a show by some local indy fed at a small gym near my house, and they were just a few feet away from me on many occasions. ![]() |
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#8 |
Hey
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6.5
I'd give him a higher score because of Christmas but Fuck Christmas |
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#9 |
Your All Puppets
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7.0
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#10 |
Now. Here. Man.
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I'll give him a 7. Good wrestler, but he never really caught my attention.
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#11 |
Franchise of TPWW
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6.8 and I almost feel generous for that.
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#12 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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My hands smell llike apples.
7. I remember playing the ECW game for N64. I always cracked up laughing when I would do his taunt where he leaned forward and yelled "NUTCRACKER!". |
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#13 |
quesque fuck?
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6
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#14 |
Mas Vagina Porfavor
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6.5
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#15 |
Less Talk, More Rokk!
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Voting Closed
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