Return of Caption of the Month: December!

[Gone Mad]

Hey everyone! Your resident caption poster here, taking over for Corky as you can see. This is my turn to try this, so the rules with me will be abit different.

-Vote your fav caption by either posting here or PMing me for the next 5 days. If you can't find a funny one, you can also nominate one I didn't pick for the READER'S CHOICE spot (by the 4th day, the most popular choice will be placed on the list). And one vote per person, so no cheating!

Anyways, enjoy and if it all works, we will do this again next month.

CORKSCREWED:

Somewhere in Minnesotta, Brock suffers three more heart attacks.


Girl: "So where you from?"
Jericho: "Well, technically I'm from Canada, but they've been announcing me..."
Girl: "I hope you're from New York. I love New Yorkers."
Jericho: "Manhattan, ma'am. I'm from Manhattan."


PORKSODA:

Here, we see HHH anxiously awaiting in line to ride Space Mountain.

ALIENOID06:

Vince McMahon: Damn Funaki's hot. Give him a push.

Dave Lagana: But that's not Funaki, sir...

*Funaki interupts*

Funaki: Thank you, Mr. McMahon!

*Funaki puts his hand over Lagana's motuh and slowly walks him out of the room behind an oblivious Vince.*

gonMAD00:

eDge: **crying** WHY DOES EVERYONE THROW WATER ON ME AND CALL ME A MOGWAI!!?!?

LOOPYDATE:

BISCHOFF: ...and Edge is now from the great state of Texas. Okay, good meeting. Everybody drive safe and have a merry Christmas.
HHH: ...the crowd is still here? Man, these people will sit through anything!


COLE: Cena's going for...no!

TAZZ: Jesus with a crucifix! Get it? Crucifix? 'Cause he's Jesus!

SAVIOR:

John: This is for goldberg!
Jesus: Its just my name!

EL SANTO:

Mick: "Ha ha! Don't worry guys! I DIDN'T really get your nose! It was my thumb all along!"

VASTARDIKAI:

Rock: Did you just answer The Rock's shirt with "Not long enough?"

Mick: Guilty, Guilty as charged!


Hunter: Now for the weekly torture: The first person to turn their eyes from the Chyna/X-pac sex tape has to job to me!

*Hunter starts the tape*

Tajiri: What did he say?

GOUDA:

HHH: DON'T YOU HATE PANTS?!

All of December's caption threads for Reader's Choice:
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthrea...light=Captions
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthrea...light=Captions
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthrea...light=Captions
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