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DVDs that will never sell....
Okay, I'll admit I'm stealing this idea from another site, but oh well.
"Losing Happily" - starring Triple H "Monkeyface" - starring Daniel Puder "The Guide to Facedom" - starring Randy Orton "Why It's Great To Be Straight" - starring Shawn Michaels "The Jim Ross Workout" - starring "good ol' JR" "I Can't Believe I Screwed That and Filmed it: The Life and Times of Xpac" "Staying Positive" - starring Bret Hart "Balancing a Checkbook" - starring Paul Heyman "Good Clean Fun" - starring Papa Shango "Successful Internet Relationships: The Rob Feinstein Story" Add your own! ![]() |
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Viva la Raza
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Dvd version: One night in China
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One Man Horror Show
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"The Guide on How to Lose Weight Using Stacker 2" --- Big Show
"That's my Baby! The WWE's most memorable pregancy angles" "That's Why They Call Me Sexual Chocolate: The Best of Mark Henry" "Big Man, Big Heart: The Best of Giant Gonzales" "The XFL: Season One" "How Do You Like Me Now? The Hardcore Holly Story" "Purple Rain: The Best of the Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukea" "The Greatest Chamber of Torture Matches of All Time" |
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Spammy Certified
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"New years Revolution"
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#5 |
Time to Nut Up or Shut up
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Greatest botches volume one-------- Lita
100 wyas not to screw over your opponent------------ Triple H How to be friendly.............. Hardcore Holly The story of Zach Gowen How to be a good commentator----------- Kenzo Suzuki Karoke with Kenzo Suzuki. |
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#6 |
The Next Great One н²
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How to Wrestle by The Undertaker.
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It's Hammer Time
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"Super Mario Brothers" featuring Shannon Moore as Bowser.
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Father of Hinduship
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"How to hide one's homosexuality" by Jeff Hardy.
"I can teach YOU to have an IQ above 70! ooooh yeeeeah!" - Randy Savage |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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"How to stay on top without marrying your boss' daughter" Starring Triple H with Easter Eggs featuring Larry Zybsko
"Wrestling With Shadows: Jeff Hardy's Subconsious" "WWE Presents: The Best Of The InVasion" "Jeff Jarrett: WCW World Heavyweight Champion" "Vince Russo: WCW World Heavyweight Champion" "David Arquette: WCW World Heavyweight Champion" "Thugs Are Born In West Newbury, Massachussetts" "Best Of The Survivor Series: The Gooker" "Best Of The Survivor Series: The End Of The InVasion" "Best Of Kane: When Shane-O-Mac Attacks" "Earl Hebner: I Was Stoned In 97' " "Triple H: From Terra Ryzin To Terrorizing Talent" "The Undertaker 360: From Casket To Motorcycle To A Texas Police Station" "WWE Presents: The Rise And Fall Of Scott Hall" "Jerry Lawler v. Larry King: Robbing The Silicone Cradle" "Batista: Holy Man To A Believer In The Power Of Evolution" "Ric Flair: Rubber Tits Gone WILD!" "CSI:WWE Season 1 'Who Killed Triple H' " (Wait, that would sell) I'll stop because I already posted way too many, and have way too many ideas left. Last edited by James Steele; 01-15-2005 at 11:50 PM. |
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Father of Hinduship
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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"Steven, your fossa!"
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The Lita DVD collection (On betamax only)
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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***WARNING: Heavy Sexual References***
Drakul, I will positive rep you just because...
well... alright... I'll just give you an B- for effort! Anyway, I have got some more! "Vince McMahon Screws: Genetic Jackhammer To Legend Killer" "Heidenreich's Sensual Poetry: A DVD For Those With An Alternative Lifestyle Who Need Help Getting In The Mood" "Ric Flair & Triple H Present: The Dirtiest Player In The Game" "Tough Enough: Maven Goes To Jail" "Shannon Moore: Maximum Velocity™" "Welcome To Hell: Sally Jesse Raphael's Inside Look At The WWE Midcard" "Chuck Norris & The Undertaker: Badge On A Pole Vols. I,II, & III BOX SET!" "Judy Bagwell: how My Son Saved Me From A Pole" "WCW: The Ultimate Vince Russo Swerve" and finally... "Mark Henry: Showers In Mae" |
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The Next Great One н²
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"Batista: Holy Man To A Believer In The Power Of Evolution"
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Cat: The Other White Meat
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Naked Mideon: Behind the Fanny Pack
Zach Gowen's Guide to Being Bipedal Nicole Bass Does Dallas 1 Night in Bull Nakano JR Presents: Moving Both Sides of Your Face Guarding Life, Boring to Death: The Best of Waylon Mercy Flyin Flair: How to Hit a Move off the Top Rope Shockmaster: After the Debut The Rise and Fall of The Christmas Creature (or Fake Diesel, whichever Kane you prefer) We're Not in Kansas Anymore: Oz's Best Matches Bastion Booger: Here Comes the Taint (finisher shot in opponent's POV) Bird Life: The Gobbledy Gooker The Sunday Morning War King Kong Bundy in Hedonism Airplane Etiquette by Sir Scottwick Hall |
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Cat: The Other White Meat
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I am fully aware.
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#18 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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OK, just wanted to make sure.
*** 1,111 Post BABY!!!!!! *** |
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Cat: The Other White Meat
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I would edit it, but you already quoted it, so I'll just ask everyone to forget that one and pretend it said "JR Presents: Six Minute Abs" instead.
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LOL!
I struck the fear of god in you! MWA HA Ha ha ha ha hA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Oh, and a DVD that wouldn't sell would be called: "The Best Of Ultimate Warrior's E-Bay Shannigans Vol. 1" |
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Inno Knows.
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Best of HHH: Wrestlemania XII
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Inno Knows.
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Getting Over 101 by Glenn Gilberti
not WWE but still works |
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Innovator=Greatness
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#24 |
He's Here
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Triple H, Chyna, and X Pac, The Ultimate Love Triangle
D Generation X, The Chyna Years Guitar Lessons with Jeff Jarrett Shawn Michaels' I Take It All Back: The REAL Story Behind the Screwjob Steve Austin's Guide to Dating The Best Entrances featuring the Shockmaster, The Ultimo Dragon, Goldberg, and many more! The Ultimate Botch Collection Presents: The Complete Works of Lita |
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Banned WWE on 1/1/07
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Any documentary narrated by Ultimate Warrior
Warrior: "And then came the downfall of WCW...It wasn't the road to an unadulterated mindset that drove us all to an address of succession in dictatorship and thought processes, it was the rarely charted vines enwrapping the arms and binding them to rusted metal gates. Thinking is the key. It's not a matter of iconoclastic necrophelia that musters in languid pools, no....it's mankind. Yes, large amphibious quadrapeds that have fused with the heavens and the very core of the molten moon. The patriarchs of our civilization were cybernetic in nature. Not in the literal sense, but more of a realistic sense. A realism that can reach out through the shadows of doubt and clutch the tiny candies in the bottom of the vase. We never knew to release the candy and pull our hands out! And so, in a sense, we became warriors. Fierce, "Ultimate" warriors who shouted obsenities at the moon for the sake of censorship. We pounded our fists on dried clay and molded in it our new selves, a box of hope and nightmares that consumed life! ...And then Vince Russo came. |
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Triple H, Chyna, and X Pac: Lets get ready to suck it
Gobbeldy Gooker: How to make the perfect egg Triple H: How to Job Scott Hall: An expert opinion of quitting alcohol Heindenreich: Epiletic fits? Calm yourself down, write a poem Nothing else I could think off |
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Stickman
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A HHH DVD.........i'm not even trying to be funny. Seriously, not many people will buy a dvd of HHH.
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YesYesYes!
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How To Kill Babies, And Get Away With It: The Gene Snitsky Story
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Inno Knows.
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Humbling Thyself by HHH
I'm the real HHH by Jeff Jarrett Poor ticket sales, that really is my fault by Gene Snitsky |
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He's Here
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These are DVD's, not books. Although, they could be adaptations of books, I guess.
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Now. Here. Man.
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The Best of ECW('s part in the Alliance)
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Tedious Inevitability
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Cranky Kong
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"This Match is Scheduled For One Fall: The Owen Hart Story"
Already, I regret having typed that. |
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R.I.P Eddie Guerrero
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Snitsky's "10 ways to punt a baby" and Lita's "Kiss of death:You reap what you sow"
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Anybody Thrilla,
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Inno Knows.
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Viva la Raza con mi amigo, cuenta de El Luchador Grande
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Guest
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A no-selling DVD.....
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Cranky Kong
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Hey, I was a huge Owen fan. But it HAS been a while. He'd probably find that funny, you know.
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Guest
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'WWE presents, Best 2 out of 3 fall matches that didn't go the distance'
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