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The Franchise
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New Jack on Jeff Jarret (LOL)
Jack: Okay Jeff. Let me tell you something that a lot of people in this business want to tell you but the won’t. You are not over. You ain’t never been over. When you came out lookin’ like you was a member of KISS with that bullshit flaky, fuckin’ freaky goddamn glitter glow in the dark shit with the thing around your neck and the shit runnin’ down, you looked like a fuckin’ idiot.
The goddamn guitar Jeff, where did that come from? The Honky Tonk Man brought it into the business but New Jack mastered it. And all of the sudden Jeff Jarrett was on TV swingin’ the motherfuckin’ guitar filled with baby powder. Why? Because it was over. You ain’t never been over Jeff, you’s a spoiled brat; you ain’t got shit but your daddy. And if it wasn’t for your daddy you wouldn’t be fuckin’ shit. Everywhere your daddy went you ended up there. When he was with WWF/E, whatever, you was there. When he was with WCW you was there, you understand? And now you got your own fuckin’ company. And you got this little bullshit deal with fuckin’ FOX. Whatever the fuck. When that shit’s over you’ll be back in Memphis runnin’ motherfuckin’ house shows because it ain’t gonna last because ain’t nobody buyin’ the product. The buyrate of your show is sub-zero. And the only reason that people come into there is because they can’t go nowhere else because it’s WWE, TNA, and everybody else. You understand? And that’s only because you got some fucked up TV deal, you know what I mean? Your show don’t mean shit. ![]() The Franchise |
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#2 |
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Hahahaha.
I think I like New Jack. |
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My Opinion Matters
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I'm all there is
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ROFL. OMG ROFL. I can't breathe.
"YOUR BUYRATES ARE SUB-ZERO" "You got some fucked up TV DEAL" "Glitter Glow in the Dark Shit." ROFL |
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LOL. If New Jack doesn't get that job in the WWE, he should shoot on Triple H, Stephanie McMahon or Brian Gertwitz.
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Father of Hinduship
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LMAO
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#7 |
L.G. Fuad
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New Jack is the man...
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He's Here
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'glitter glow in the dark shit' with 'epilepsy-inducing lights', and you've got Hunter to a T. That's some funny shit, though. ![]() |
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RAPTURE READY.
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nice
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#10 |
Cranky Kong
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You know, that's great and all, but let us not forget that New Jack is a steaming pile of rancid dog shit in the ring.
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#11 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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that is still some funny stuff there.
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#12 |
blaaah
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LOL
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#13 |
Tedious Inevitability
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lol, nice to see that New Jack has a wide vocabulary.
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LOL!
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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Depending on how you look at it, it'd probably be less / more funny if it were in English. I can picture it now, they'll write his promos in English and he'll translate it into ebonics.
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Spammy Certified
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Where did he say this? |
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He's Here
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EL MERO MERO!
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Hey, his fuckin' vocabulary ain't sub-zero, and shit, Fox. Baby powder guiter over like glitter glow and some shit. Ain't don't agree then you are everyone else and not WWE and TNA, fuckin' shit....
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#20 |
The Next Great One н²
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That's shit be hurtin' a playa like New Jack... Yeah, I don't give a fuck how he wrestles, that doesn't matter to what he said about soembody else, that was some funny shit
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#21 |
Shadow Conspircy leader
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Wish I could give New Jack Rep.
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The sad thing is that Jeff Jarrett has three times more talent than New Jack. Even f'n JBL has more talent than New Jack. Even Brooklyn Brawler have more talent than New Jack. No,no,even the Insane Clown Posse have more talent than New Jack.
New Jack is mad because Jarrett actually accomplish something and he hasn't. Jeff Jarrett was black-balled from the WWE but he created his company and in two years have a national tv show with a monthly ppv. New Jack on the other hand can't even get a tryout match in the WWE. As much people crap on Jarrett, he's been going through alot lately in his personal life with his dad and wife being sick. Plus he has to run a business. Too bad a no talent jackass like New Jack have to put out crap so he can get attention. |
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#23 |
GO HABS GO!
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Isn't it lame when a guy like New Jack, who has never been over anywhere where it counts, talks shit like that? What's he doing? What's he ever done?
He even types like he fucking talks. It's were not was you fucking mental defective. Sorry, not a fan of Jarrett, but New Jack is like a piece of dust on the sands of the wrestling world. |
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#25 |
Mad
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I Love Jarrett
New Jack just sucks |
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Franchise of TPWW
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I think New Jack would make a funny manager. And prolly for all the wrong reasons.
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#28 |
Hello
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LOL
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