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Old 02-03-2005, 03:04 PM   #1
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I thought this was pretty funny
I was reading Lita's Biography book the this morning when I came across this little tidbit in Chapter 42. Im sure this wouldnt normally be funny but after the whole Austin beating up on women thing I just had to laugh at this....

This was about after Wrestlemania X-7 when Austin was heel.......

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Creative decided that they needed to get some heat on Stone Cold, so they had him beat up Michael Cole and JR. It still didnt matter...he was getting the loudest pop of the night.

Which is where I came in.

The logic was that beating up a defenseless girl---a girl that the fans love---would evoke the heel heat that they wanted. "I'll do whatever I've got to do ," Steve said when they told him they wanted him to beat my ass. "Im not afraid to go there."
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I dont know if anyone else thinks its funny but I did.....

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Old 02-03-2005, 03:09 PM   #2
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Old 02-03-2005, 03:19 PM   #3
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Lita's biography goes on for 42 chapters?

What the hell does she have to write about?
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Old 02-03-2005, 03:27 PM   #4
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Maybe its really 10 chapters and she botched going from 9 to 10.

I don't get it
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Old 02-03-2005, 03:40 PM   #5
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Lita's biography goes on for 42 chapters?

What the hell does she have to write about?
Chapters 3, 27 and 35 are about breakfast, lunch and supper. It's not as long as you'd think.
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Old 02-03-2005, 03:59 PM   #6
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lol you got to be kidding?

Are chapters 5 and 37 about getting changed?
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Old 02-03-2005, 04:35 PM   #7
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Its 56 chapters long.......

Basically the beginning is pretty boring...then she makes it to wrestling and it starts to get good. But by the time you get to where she was in the WWE you can basically stop reading because if youve read The Hardy Boys book its basically the same stuff.
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Old 02-04-2005, 02:37 AM   #8
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Old 02-04-2005, 03:53 AM   #9
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Vince: We need you to beat up Lita...

Austin: That's a risk I'm willing to take.

Vince: Attempted homicide...

Austin: That's a risk I'm willing to take.

Vince: And impregnation... you want to start an Austin 3:16 Family...

Austin: That's a risk I'm willing to take.
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:13 AM   #10
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LOL. She'd botch it all tho...
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:48 AM   #11
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LOL. She'd botch it all tho...
I didn't watch wwe back then, can anyone tell me what happened? Did Lita mess it up or something???
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:59 AM   #12
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I didn't watch wwe back then, can anyone tell me what happened? Did Lita mess it up or something???
Back then, Now, The Future

She's always botching up.

Check out the hilarious sucide dive against Trish on Raw when she won the title, that still makes me laugh now
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Old 02-04-2005, 01:18 PM   #13
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I haven't read it, but I bet it has a lot of typos....
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Old 02-04-2005, 01:41 PM   #14
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Lita's life story, so much fun. Do you reckon she's spent more time out injured than active in the WWE?
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Old 02-04-2005, 06:59 PM   #15
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why does every1 diss Lita.

she shits over Trish in terms of wrestling ability
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Old 02-05-2005, 06:04 AM   #16
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Being able to do a moonsault does not = shitting over Trish in terms of wrestling ability. She's admittedly not super duper horrible, but she's by no means great. And Trish is WAY better than Lita as a wrestler.
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Old 02-05-2005, 06:12 AM   #17
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Being able to do a moonsault does not = shitting over Trish in terms of wrestling ability. She's admittedly not super duper horrible, but she's by no means great. And Trish is WAY better than Lita as a wrestler.
I have to agree. Trish can string a match together better, and when she's selling injury, she's not actually injured from a blown spot DURING the match.
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Old 02-05-2005, 07:38 AM   #18
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Trish is great at getting a rise out of me, I can't help but stand up and root for her.

She gets a pop out of me.
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Old 02-05-2005, 03:08 PM   #19
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Lita gets a few pops from me. :>
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