The other No Way Out predictions thread

**tucsonspeed6** · 02-18-2005, 07:20 PM

Before I start this, I want to lay down the rules:

1: Anyone can make predictions here, including those who are in the Tipsters league, haven't been here for long, or don't even care about Smackdown (most of you)

2: If you actually care about Smackdown, you can make your predictions here too, but if I find out I'll probably make fun of you behind your back...

3: Points will be rewarded in the following manner. 10 points will be given for the correct winner of the match. 5 points will be given for correctly identifying whether the match will end in the following: CLEAN, SUBMISSION, CHEATING, INTERFERANCE, or DQ. Again, you can say more about the finish to show off, but I'll only award a maximum of 5 points. I don't think there are any ultra-gimmicky matches, so I'll just leave it at that.

Now, on to the matches.

JBL vs. Big Show in a Steel cage with really sharp, pointy wires that are surely going to cut somebody, or at least appear to be quite threatening atop the cage for 90% of the match.

Taker vs. The murderous, unstoppable monster that shits his pants when he sees old, washed up guys' belt buckles. (Oh yeah...I went there!)

Kurt Angle vs. John Cena in a match of some sort that will pretty much tell you the winner of the main event before it happens....or so I hear.

Bashams or Burritos?

A really good match that I'm guessing will only last for a maximum of 5 minutes....[/sad reality] For those of you who don't recognise the guys above (and how could you with all of the TV time they get....) they're Funaki, Paul London, Shannon Moore, Chavo Guerrero, Spike Dudley, and Akio.
***A bonus five points will be awarded for guessing the final two.***

Crappy filler that will probably fill a half hour. [/sad reality]
Honestly, I still have to decide if I'm gonna count this. Go ahead and guess anyway. Joy, Michelle, Rochelle, Lauren, and a large ball of naval lint. No finish required for this one.

**tucsonspeed6** · 02-18-2005, 07:32 PM

Here's my picks:

1: JBL via interferance (Batista will destroy both men, and one of the cabinet members will drag JBL across Show...barbed wire or not, the ring will have more men in it than Stephanie McMahon c. 1999. *WINK!*)

2: Taker will destroy Reigns for another borin--I mean, Clean victory.

3: Cena will beat Angle via interferance with Shawn Michaels screwing Kurt

4: Eddie and Rey will Soar, Bashams will bore. Overall, I'll Snore, and it'll be the Bashams cheating their way to victory.

5: I forsee at least one man will not even make it to the ring because he'll get destroyed in a backstage segment meant to hype an already over hyped match later on in the night. The final two will be Spike and Funaki with Spike winning via cheating.

6: Normally I'd go with the ball of naval lint because it obviously has the most tallent, but knowing the average whore obsessed WWE marks, they'll probably vote for the one with the most TV time prior to the "match". Joy whores it up in front of millions of people, including her children.

**The CyNick** · 02-19-2005, 01:25 PM

Depending how they lay this thing out, this could be a good show.

Tag title, CW title, Angle-Cena and the main event (with the booking) could all be pretty good.

If they were smart they'd give more time to the Cruisers than the Divas, but that aint happening.

I'd also expect to see BT vs Heidy and maybe something like Holly/Dupree vs Kenzo/Dupree.

As for picks:

JBL retains (I kinda expect some angle to happen where the Cabinet gets in the ring somehow, but Batista lays them all out, or they fight to the back. Leaving JBL and Show to finish their match one on one.

Cena over Angle, hopefully with no help. Shoot the HBK-Angle angle AFTER the match.

Bashams retain their titles, to start the Rey-Eddie program for Mania.

Booker over Heidenreich (hopefully)

Chavo wins CW title

Taker over Reigns (but Taker sells a little to make Reigns look good). I wouldn't mind seeing Orton show up after the match and maybe RKO Taker.

Divas thing........Who cares?

**The Fitz** · 02-19-2005, 04:51 PM

JBL vs. Big Show: JBL, Batista will break into the cage which will allow the Cabinet to enter. Escape.

Undertaker vs. Reigns: Taker...Tombstone. Pin.

Angle vs. Cena: Cena by way of an HBK superkick into the F-U. Pin.

Bashams vs. Rey/Eddie: Bashams after miscommunication between the faces. Pin.

Cruiser Match: London after pinning Chavo. Order of elimination: Moore, Akio, Spike, Funaki. Again....Pin.

Diva Thingy: Michelle because she's the Super Bowl chick...right...or was it someone else, anyways whatever....

Booker T. vs. Heidenriech: Heidenriech. Pin?

BTW TS6, bonus marks for you for not being jerk and allowing anyone.

**Corndad** · 02-20-2005, 03:08 PM

JBL Via Climbout (most likely through door). Batista will be involved somehow and whoever Big show may be facing at Wrestlemania will get involved

Taker will win this one via pin following a tombstone

As much I love Kurt and being in Pittsburgh, gotta go with the obvious and Cena via FU pin

Bashams win pinning Rey, Will start a fight between Rey and Eddie going into WM.

I see Paul London winning this one by pinning Spike lastly

I would say as much as I love Michelle

I would say Joy since she is the one who has actually had a semblance of an angle to be in recently.

Also Added Booker vs Heidy
Booker via pin

Well so far doin well in this. Maybe we can even get more people for a Wrestlemania thread.

**Astley316** · 02-20-2005, 03:25 PM

JBL vs. Big Show: JBL,
Batista breaks into the cage, he takes out jbl, and not being too smart, big show gets pissed off at Batista interfearing in his match and goes to take him
out, but Batista takes out big show too, he leaves, JBl comes round first, and escapes the cage

Undertaker vs. Reigns: Taker...Tombstone. Pin.

Angle vs. Cena:
HBK gives angle a sweet chin shot, Cena covers for three

Bashams vs. Rey/Eddie: Bashams after miscommunication between the eddie and rey

Cruiser Match: London after pinning Chavo. Order of elimination:Funaki Moore, Spike, Akio, chavo . .

Diva Thingy: aint watched smackdown in a while, so dont any of these women, ill just say Joy

Booker T. vs. Heidenriech:booker t via pin

**#1-norm-fan** · 02-20-2005, 04:50 PM

JBL via pinfall

Taker via pinfall

Cena via pinfall

Bashams... pinfalls

Funaki via pinfall. Last 2: Funaki and Chavo

Michelle via hotness

Booker T over Heidenreich via DQ

**SammyG** · 02-20-2005, 06:17 PM

JBL vs Big Show:

JBL after Batista inteference, cage opens up, cabinet helps JBL win once again.

Undertaker vs Luther Reigns:

Taker via Tombstone

Angle vs Cena

Cena, HBK sweet chin music on Angle, straight into an F-U by Cena

Tag Titles:

Bashams, Miscommunication between Eddie and Rey results into a bashams victory. Seeds planted for mysterio eddie match at WM 21.

Cruiserweight title:

Paul London pins Chavo in the end.

Booker T vs HEI-DEN-REICH

Heidenreich with whatever his weird finisher is.

Divas thing:

Michelle, by fans goin crazy bout her

**tucsonspeed6** · 02-21-2005, 05:49 PM

Ok, here's the results:

WWE CHampionship-- JBL won on a technicallity but still cleanly.
Taker/Reigns-- Taker wins cleanly
#1 Contender's Match-- Cena won cleanly
Tag Match-- Mysterio and Guerrero won via a quick cheat on Eddie's part.
Cruiserweights -- Chavo beat London by cheating
Diva crap -- Joy's a whore, but a winning whore none the less.
Sorry, I didn't know about the Booker T match when I made this thread. It was a DQ on Heidenreich btw. Booker wins.

And we have a new champ! Cynick pounced us all with 60 points. However, our two former champions have a rematch clause that says they can compete again at the biggest show of them all. WRESTLEMANIA! Ironically, so can anyone else on this website. Reps to Cynick, and I hope to see everyone at the Wrestlemania thread with their game faces on.

**Corndad** · 02-21-2005, 07:23 PM

If theres any man to take my place as the "other" champ, im glad its Cynick, one of the most knowledgable posters on here. I hope this grows for the Wrestlemania thread

**Astley316** · 02-24-2005, 12:58 PM

Yeah well done Cynick

and ill be back at wrestlemania,

**Evolution** · 02-24-2005, 02:54 PM

I'm taking part for WrestleMania. It's my dream to be involved with WrestleMania (hey, it's kinda getting involved)

02-19-2005, 04:51 PM	#4
The Fitz Fitman 3:16 Posts: 180	JBL vs. Big Show: JBL, Batista will break into the cage which will allow the Cabinet to enter. Escape. Undertaker vs. Reigns: Taker...Tombstone. Pin. Angle vs. Cena: Cena by way of an HBK superkick into the F-U. Pin. Bashams vs. Rey/Eddie: Bashams after miscommunication between the faces. Pin. Cruiser Match: London after pinning Chavo. Order of elimination: Moore, Akio, Spike, Funaki. Again....Pin. Diva Thingy: Michelle because she's the Super Bowl chick...right...or was it someone else, anyways whatever.... Booker T. vs. Heidenriech: Heidenriech. Pin? BTW TS6, bonus marks for you for not being jerk and allowing anyone. Last edited by The Fitz; 02-19-2005 at 07:08 PM.

02-20-2005, 03:08 PM	#5
Corndad #YesMovement Posts: 11,640	JBL Via Climbout (most likely through door). Batista will be involved somehow and whoever Big show may be facing at Wrestlemania will get involved Taker will win this one via pin following a tombstone As much I love Kurt and being in Pittsburgh, gotta go with the obvious and Cena via FU pin Bashams win pinning Rey, Will start a fight between Rey and Eddie going into WM. I see Paul London winning this one by pinning Spike lastly I would say as much as I love Michelle I would say Joy since she is the one who has actually had a semblance of an angle to be in recently. Also Added Booker vs Heidy Booker via pin Well so far doin well in this. Maybe we can even get more people for a Wrestlemania thread. Last edited by Corndad; 02-20-2005 at 06:22 PM.

02-18-2005, 07:20 PM	#1
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	The other No Way Out predictions thread Before I start this, I want to lay down the rules: 1: Anyone can make predictions here, including those who are in the Tipsters league, haven't been here for long, or don't even care about Smackdown (most of you) 2: If you actually care about Smackdown, you can make your predictions here too, but if I find out I'll probably make fun of you behind your back... 3: Points will be rewarded in the following manner. 10 points will be given for the correct winner of the match. 5 points will be given for correctly identifying whether the match will end in the following: CLEAN, SUBMISSION, CHEATING, INTERFERANCE, or DQ. Again, you can say more about the finish to show off, but I'll only award a maximum of 5 points. I don't think there are any ultra-gimmicky matches, so I'll just leave it at that. Now, on to the matches. JBL vs. Big Show in a Steel cage with really sharp, pointy wires that are surely going to cut somebody, or at least appear to be quite threatening atop the cage for 90% of the match. Taker vs. The murderous, unstoppable monster that shits his pants when he sees old, washed up guys' belt buckles. (Oh yeah...I went there!) Kurt Angle vs. John Cena in a match of some sort that will pretty much tell you the winner of the main event before it happens....or so I hear. Bashams or Burritos? A really good match that I'm guessing will only last for a maximum of 5 minutes....[/sad reality] For those of you who don't recognise the guys above (and how could you with all of the TV time they get....) they're Funaki, Paul London, Shannon Moore, Chavo Guerrero, Spike Dudley, and Akio. *A bonus five points will be awarded for guessing the final two.* Crappy filler that will probably fill a half hour. [/sad reality] Honestly, I still have to decide if I'm gonna count this. Go ahead and guess anyway. Joy, Michelle, Rochelle, Lauren, and a large ball of naval lint. No finish required for this one.

02-18-2005, 07:32 PM	#2
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	Here's my picks: 1: JBL via interferance (Batista will destroy both men, and one of the cabinet members will drag JBL across Show...barbed wire or not, the ring will have more men in it than Stephanie McMahon c. 1999. WINK!) 2: Taker will destroy Reigns for another borin--I mean, Clean victory. 3: Cena will beat Angle via interferance with Shawn Michaels screwing Kurt 4: Eddie and Rey will Soar, Bashams will bore. Overall, I'll Snore, and it'll be the Bashams cheating their way to victory. 5: I forsee at least one man will not even make it to the ring because he'll get destroyed in a backstage segment meant to hype an already over hyped match later on in the night. The final two will be Spike and Funaki with Spike winning via cheating. 6: Normally I'd go with the ball of naval lint because it obviously has the most tallent, but knowing the average whore obsessed WWE marks, they'll probably vote for the one with the most TV time prior to the "match". Joy whores it up in front of millions of people, including her children.

02-19-2005, 01:25 PM	#3
The CyNick Make the IWC Great Again Posts: 8,922	Depending how they lay this thing out, this could be a good show. Tag title, CW title, Angle-Cena and the main event (with the booking) could all be pretty good. If they were smart they'd give more time to the Cruisers than the Divas, but that aint happening. I'd also expect to see BT vs Heidy and maybe something like Holly/Dupree vs Kenzo/Dupree. As for picks: JBL retains (I kinda expect some angle to happen where the Cabinet gets in the ring somehow, but Batista lays them all out, or they fight to the back. Leaving JBL and Show to finish their match one on one. Cena over Angle, hopefully with no help. Shoot the HBK-Angle angle AFTER the match. Bashams retain their titles, to start the Rey-Eddie program for Mania. Booker over Heidenreich (hopefully) Chavo wins CW title Taker over Reigns (but Taker sells a little to make Reigns look good). I wouldn't mind seeing Orton show up after the match and maybe RKO Taker. Divas thing........Who cares?

02-20-2005, 03:25 PM	#6
Astley316 white army Posts: 516	JBL vs. Big Show: JBL, Batista breaks into the cage, he takes out jbl, and not being too smart, big show gets pissed off at Batista interfearing in his match and goes to take him out, but Batista takes out big show too, he leaves, JBl comes round first, and escapes the cage Undertaker vs. Reigns: Taker...Tombstone. Pin. Angle vs. Cena: HBK gives angle a sweet chin shot, Cena covers for three Bashams vs. Rey/Eddie: Bashams after miscommunication between the eddie and rey Cruiser Match: London after pinning Chavo. Order of elimination:Funaki Moore, Spike, Akio, chavo . . Diva Thingy: aint watched smackdown in a while, so dont any of these women, ill just say Joy Booker T. vs. Heidenriech:booker t via pin

02-20-2005, 04:50 PM	#7
#1-norm-fan Resident drug enabler Posts: 45,473	JBL via pinfall Taker via pinfall Cena via pinfall Bashams... pinfalls Funaki via pinfall. Last 2: Funaki and Chavo Michelle via hotness Booker T over Heidenreich via DQ

02-20-2005, 06:17 PM	#8
SammyG LAKE SHOW HOES Posts: 25,764	JBL vs Big Show: JBL after Batista inteference, cage opens up, cabinet helps JBL win once again. Undertaker vs Luther Reigns: Taker via Tombstone Angle vs Cena Cena, HBK sweet chin music on Angle, straight into an F-U by Cena Tag Titles: Bashams, Miscommunication between Eddie and Rey results into a bashams victory. Seeds planted for mysterio eddie match at WM 21. Cruiserweight title: Paul London pins Chavo in the end. Booker T vs HEI-DEN-REICH Heidenreich with whatever his weird finisher is. Divas thing: Michelle, by fans goin crazy bout her

02-21-2005, 05:49 PM	#9
tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	Ok, here's the results: WWE CHampionship-- JBL won on a technicallity but still cleanly. Taker/Reigns-- Taker wins cleanly #1 Contender's Match-- Cena won cleanly Tag Match-- Mysterio and Guerrero won via a quick cheat on Eddie's part. Cruiserweights -- Chavo beat London by cheating Diva crap -- Joy's a whore, but a winning whore none the less. Sorry, I didn't know about the Booker T match when I made this thread. It was a DQ on Heidenreich btw. Booker wins. And we have a new champ! Cynick pounced us all with 60 points. However, our two former champions have a rematch clause that says they can compete again at the biggest show of them all. WRESTLEMANIA! Ironically, so can anyone else on this website. Reps to Cynick, and I hope to see everyone at the Wrestlemania thread with their game faces on.

02-21-2005, 07:23 PM	#10
Corndad #YesMovement Posts: 11,640	If theres any man to take my place as the "other" champ, im glad its Cynick, one of the most knowledgable posters on here. I hope this grows for the Wrestlemania thread

02-24-2005, 12:58 PM	#11
Astley316 white army Posts: 516	Yeah well done Cynick and ill be back at wrestlemania,

02-24-2005, 02:54 PM	#12
Evolution I Just Passed You By! Posts: 1,107	I'm taking part for WrestleMania. It's my dream to be involved with WrestleMania (hey, it's kinda getting involved)