Evolution....rehashed_style *RAW Spoilers*

**The Naitch** · 03-22-2005, 01:54 PM

Say they rehash Evolution with two more members, who do you think they'll have join? I have stinking feeling it'll be Snitzsky and Masters. Unless Flair's pep talk meant nothing...

**Nervous Ferret** · 03-22-2005, 01:56 PM

Flair: Could it be you Coach?
Coach: Could be!

**Kane Knight** · 03-22-2005, 02:01 PM

I think it's gonna be X-Pac, Chyna, and the NEw Age Outlaws.

**Shadow** · 03-22-2005, 02:01 PM

Yeah...that works. Let's put Masters and Snitsky into Evolution. But then you'd have to change the name to Devolution.

**RemyRed** · 03-22-2005, 02:01 PM

I wouldn't mind Masters in Evolution2. I think he could be the goldenboy for the WWE if he can fix up his ringwork (and could possibly have to change his gimmick)

**Kane Knight** · 03-22-2005, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Shadow

Yeah...that works. Let's put Masters and Snitsky into Evolution. But then you'd have to change the name to Devolution.

Man, the "It wasn't my fault" jokes are too numerous.

**The Naitch** · 03-22-2005, 02:06 PM

It'd be interesting to see Evolution go to Smackdown and select two members from the SD roster

**The Naitch** · 03-22-2005, 02:07 PM

or just have two SD stars drafted to RAW then have them join up later on

**Shadow** · 03-22-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Kane Knight

Man, the "It wasn't my fault" jokes are too numerous.

Aren't they?

LK · 03-22-2005, 02:40 PM

I can't honestly say that Snitsky fits in with the image that Evolution has.

**Innovator** · 03-22-2005, 02:41 PM

I would die laughing if I saw Snitsky in a suit acting like Naitch

**RemyRed** · 03-22-2005, 02:42 PM

lol though @ the thought of Snitsky wearing an Armani suit.

**Sickboy** · 03-22-2005, 03:35 PM

I'd rather see Triple H ditching Flair and Evolution and going back to his older look that he had back in 01 or so, you know get rid of the suit and start wearing denim and leather jackets.
I think that Triple H would fit to a gimmick that reeks of beer and cigarettes. Making him a badass would fit so much better than the "snobby evolution yada yada coward cheat to win" gimmick that he's had for the last few years. I'm not talking about taking Taker's biker gimmick, but a somewhat similar road.

**Mr. Nerfect** · 03-22-2005, 04:24 PM

Yeah, you could just see a low-life gang sititng around at Triple H's place with the image he portrayed in 2001, etc.

Anyway, I think Evolution on SmackDown! would work. Add Billy Kidman and Charlie Haas and watch them take over the singles divisions. Maybe Frankie Kazarian if you don't want to use Kidman. I can see the other join JBL's Cabinet to give Layfield a cruiserweight contender. Maybe for a tag team, you could add MNM to their ranks. So Evolution would end up with Triple H, Ric Flair, Charlie Haas, Billy Kidman, Joey Matthews, Johnny Nitro & Melina Perez as its members.

**Ruien** · 03-22-2005, 06:10 PM

Maven and Dean!!! I could only hope.

**John la Rock** · 03-22-2005, 06:11 PM

EVOLUTION is DEAD......I hope

**PullMyFinger** · 03-22-2005, 06:28 PM

Evolution is like the Free Masonry of Wrestling, I guess, with the way they try to create the whole thing.

**The Icon of Elisim** · 03-22-2005, 08:03 PM

Shelton Benjamin and a newly drafted Mark Jindrak

**El Santo** · 03-22-2005, 09:22 PM

Carlito Cool, and, um, Heidenreich

Carlito in a suit? Now that's cool.

... and Heidenreich in a three-piece would look that much more like he was off his rocker.

**Kane Knight** · 03-22-2005, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by El Santo

Carlito Cool, and, um, Heidenreich

Carlito in a suit? Now that's cool.

... and Heidenreich in a three-piece would look that much more like he was off his rocker.

Toss in some extra long sleeves for lil Johnny.

**KingofOldSchool** · 03-22-2005, 10:33 PM

Charlie Haas and Chris Masters

**Kane Knight** · 03-22-2005, 10:36 PM

The MAsterlock and the Haas of Pain!

**KingofOldSchool** · 03-22-2005, 10:38 PM

Their tag team finisher could be "The Masters of Pain" or the "MasterHaas" and when you say it it'd sound like "Master Hoss."

Cause Masters is a hoss bah gawd! And he doesn't taste like BBQ Shrimp either!

**Kane Knight** · 03-22-2005, 10:42 PM

I prefer Haasterbation.

**KingofOldSchool** · 03-22-2005, 10:44 PM

They need to resign A-Train, put him and Heidenreich on Raw. Then they can form a stable with Haas, A-Train, Heindenreich, Masters, and Snitsky.

They will then call themselves "The Haas Factory."

Imagine the orgasms J.R. would have.

**Kane Knight** · 03-22-2005, 10:48 PM

He'd die faster than a Vioxx OD.

**Fox** · 03-23-2005, 01:55 AM

You need two guys who are cool and will look good in suits. Snitsky would look absolutely ridiculous in a fucking suit, and he doesn't carry that "cool" stigma. Masters would be okay, I suppose, but he needs to tone down his gimmick as not to look more cocky than Triple H.

Triple H, Ric Flair, Chris Masters, and Mark Jindrak would be ideal.

But Triple H, Ric Flair, Chris Masters and AJ STYLES would look so much better.

**Fox** · 03-23-2005, 01:56 AM

You need two guys who are cool and will look good in suits. Snitsky would look absolutely ridiculous in a fucking suit, and he doesn't carry that "cool" stigma. Masters would be okay, I suppose, but he needs to tone down his gimmick as not to look more cocky than Triple H.

Triple H, Ric Flair, Chris Masters, and Mark Jindrak would be ideal.

But Triple H, Ric Flair with MONTY BROWN and AJ STYLES would look so much better.

**Doink** · 03-23-2005, 04:51 AM

luther reins & marty jenetti

**Sickboy** · 03-23-2005, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Doink

luther reins & marty jenetti

You got neither name right...

**Hired Hitman** · 03-23-2005, 09:40 AM

Maven and Hassan

**Saimou** · 03-23-2005, 10:45 AM

I think I ain�t saying anything new, but I wouldn�t mind seeing Chris Masters and Frankie Kazarian wearing suits and being part of Evolution. But �cause WWE has booked Frankie for cruiserweight division on Smackdown, I don�t see him drafted right away. So, when I think about my second pic...Maven would be alright, so as Charlie Haas, but my favorite pic is drafting Rene Dupree back, then turn on his La Resistance folks and joining Evolution.

**The CyNick** · 03-23-2005, 09:29 PM

I mentioned this before, but I think they should have two Evolution factions, one on RAW led by HHH and the other on SD led by Orotn. This angle would play out over the summer.

Anyway, if they were to revive Evolution on RAW, I think I would definately bring Haas over from SD and put him there. HHH could motivate him talking about how Benjamin was main eventing on RAW while Haas was playing second banana to a guy who should be on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Haas and Benjamin would fued over the IC title.

The other guy would likely be a bigger guy. Jindrak would make some sense, although I dont think he's ever going to be all that good. Cade would be another option, and I guess Masters as well, but I dont see much in him either.

**Innovator** · 03-23-2005, 09:35 PM

HHH would be better off losing a rematch to Batista, then go on a "soul searching" break for a week or so. He needs to think about why he's been losing, and why everyone has been abandoning him. Then he comes back looking like he did in 2000, not as Flair Jr., but as the game everyone praised.

**WrestlingFreek1987** · 03-23-2005, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Naitch

It'd be interesting to see Evolution go to Smackdown and select two members from the SD roster

I like that idea.

NEW EVOLUTION (on SmackDown!):
Triple H
Ric Flair
Kurt Angle
Eddie Guerrero (turned heel)

**Sickboy** · 03-24-2005, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by WrestlingFreek1987

I like that idea.

NEW EVOLUTION (on SmackDown!):
Triple H
Ric Flair
Kurt Angle
Eddie Guerrero (turned heel)

Yeah, right. That happens the moment hell freezes over.

**Londoner** · 03-24-2005, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by The Naitch

Say they rehash Evolution with two more members, who do you think they'll have join? I have stinking feeling it'll be Snitzsky and Masters. Unless Flair's pep talk meant nothing...

A part of raw that meant nothing? I would never think of that happening...**cough* (Triple H's promo)*cough*

**the_rock's_#1_fan** · 03-26-2005, 02:21 PM

I'd say it's a good chance that Snitsky & Masters could end up joining, but they might decide Masters is too inexperienced and instead put Big Visc in, but god i sure hope not!

**Fignuts** · 03-26-2005, 02:24 PM

*smacks forehead

**tucsonspeed6** · 03-26-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by the_rock's_#1_fan

I'd say it's a good chance that Snitsky & Masters could end up joining, but they might decide Masters is too inexperienced and instead put Big Visc in, but god i sure hope not!

Why would they let Snitsky into Evolution? You're an idiot
They're all about being classy and cool, ...you moron
and Snitsky is neither. Dipshit.
And Batista and Orton were both pretty green when they were entered into the group, DIE DIE DIE!
so it doesn't make sense that they wouldn't let Masters into the group. Bitch!
Personally, I'd choose Masters and Maven for the new guys. But then again, I'd also like to see you torn to shreds by millions of fire ants...but that's probably a secondary goal.

03-22-2005, 01:54 PM	#1
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	Evolution....rehashed_style RAW Spoilers Say they rehash Evolution with two more members, who do you think they'll have join? I have stinking feeling it'll be Snitzsky and Masters. Unless Flair's pep talk meant nothing...

03-22-2005, 01:56 PM	#2
Nervous Ferret love yourself Posts: 47,788	Flair: Could it be you Coach? Coach: Could be!

03-22-2005, 02:01 PM	#3
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	I think it's gonna be X-Pac, Chyna, and the NEw Age Outlaws.

03-22-2005, 02:01 PM	#4
Shadow Shadow Conspircy leader Posts: 18,582	Yeah...that works. Let's put Masters and Snitsky into Evolution. But then you'd have to change the name to Devolution.

03-22-2005, 02:01 PM	#5
RemyRed My Opinion Matters Posts: 2,435	I wouldn't mind Masters in Evolution2. I think he could be the goldenboy for the WWE if he can fix up his ringwork (and could possibly have to change his gimmick)

03-22-2005, 02:06 PM	#7
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	It'd be interesting to see Evolution go to Smackdown and select two members from the SD roster

03-22-2005, 02:07 PM	#8
The Naitch RAPTURE READY. Posts: 31,936	or just have two SD stars drafted to RAW then have them join up later on

03-22-2005, 02:40 PM	#10
LK It's Clobbering Time! Posts: 5,337	I can't honestly say that Snitsky fits in with the image that Evolution has.

03-22-2005, 02:41 PM	#11
Innovator Inno Knows. Posts: 43,710	I would die laughing if I saw Snitsky in a suit acting like Naitch

03-22-2005, 02:42 PM	#12
RemyRed My Opinion Matters Posts: 2,435	lol though @ the thought of Snitsky wearing an Armani suit.

03-22-2005, 03:35 PM	#13
Sickboy Self-pity is my hobby... Posts: 3,423	I'd rather see Triple H ditching Flair and Evolution and going back to his older look that he had back in 01 or so, you know get rid of the suit and start wearing denim and leather jackets. I think that Triple H would fit to a gimmick that reeks of beer and cigarettes. Making him a badass would fit so much better than the "snobby evolution yada yada coward cheat to win" gimmick that he's had for the last few years. I'm not talking about taking Taker's biker gimmick, but a somewhat similar road.

03-22-2005, 04:24 PM	#14
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,523	Yeah, you could just see a low-life gang sititng around at Triple H's place with the image he portrayed in 2001, etc. Anyway, I think Evolution on SmackDown! would work. Add Billy Kidman and Charlie Haas and watch them take over the singles divisions. Maybe Frankie Kazarian if you don't want to use Kidman. I can see the other join JBL's Cabinet to give Layfield a cruiserweight contender. Maybe for a tag team, you could add MNM to their ranks. So Evolution would end up with Triple H, Ric Flair, Charlie Haas, Billy Kidman, Joey Matthews, Johnny Nitro & Melina Perez as its members.

03-22-2005, 06:10 PM	#15
Ruien MVP Mark Posts: 16,451	Maven and Dean!!! I could only hope.

03-22-2005, 06:11 PM	#16
John la Rock That's how I roll!!! Posts: 4,437	EVOLUTION is DEAD......I hope

03-22-2005, 06:28 PM	#17
PullMyFinger Posts: 3,319	Evolution is like the Free Masonry of Wrestling, I guess, with the way they try to create the whole thing.

03-22-2005, 08:03 PM	#18
The Icon of Elisim Elitist Member Posts: 15,438	Shelton Benjamin and a newly drafted Mark Jindrak

03-22-2005, 09:22 PM	#19
El Santo One Man Horror Show Posts: 1,046	Carlito Cool, and, um, Heidenreich Carlito in a suit? Now that's cool. ... and Heidenreich in a three-piece would look that much more like he was off his rocker.

03-22-2005, 10:33 PM	#21
KingofOldSchool ...IN HD!!!! Posts: 23,327	Charlie Haas and Chris Masters

03-22-2005, 10:36 PM	#22
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	The MAsterlock and the Haas of Pain!

03-22-2005, 10:38 PM	#23
KingofOldSchool ...IN HD!!!! Posts: 23,327	Their tag team finisher could be "The Masters of Pain" or the "MasterHaas" and when you say it it'd sound like "Master Hoss." Cause Masters is a hoss bah gawd! And he doesn't taste like BBQ Shrimp either!

03-22-2005, 10:42 PM	#24
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	I prefer Haasterbation.

03-22-2005, 10:44 PM	#25
KingofOldSchool ...IN HD!!!! Posts: 23,327	They need to resign A-Train, put him and Heidenreich on Raw. Then they can form a stable with Haas, A-Train, Heindenreich, Masters, and Snitsky. They will then call themselves "The Haas Factory." Imagine the orgasms J.R. would have.

03-22-2005, 10:48 PM	#26
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	He'd die faster than a Vioxx OD.

03-23-2005, 01:55 AM	#27
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,072	You need two guys who are cool and will look good in suits. Snitsky would look absolutely ridiculous in a fucking suit, and he doesn't carry that "cool" stigma. Masters would be okay, I suppose, but he needs to tone down his gimmick as not to look more cocky than Triple H. Triple H, Ric Flair, Chris Masters, and Mark Jindrak would be ideal. But Triple H, Ric Flair, Chris Masters and AJ STYLES would look so much better.

03-23-2005, 01:56 AM	#28
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,072	You need two guys who are cool and will look good in suits. Snitsky would look absolutely ridiculous in a fucking suit, and he doesn't carry that "cool" stigma. Masters would be okay, I suppose, but he needs to tone down his gimmick as not to look more cocky than Triple H. Triple H, Ric Flair, Chris Masters, and Mark Jindrak would be ideal. But Triple H, Ric Flair with MONTY BROWN and AJ STYLES would look so much better.

03-23-2005, 04:51 AM	#29
Doink Posts: 1,434	luther reins & marty jenetti

03-23-2005, 09:40 AM	#31
Hired Hitman The Next Great One н� Posts: 18,684	Maven and Hassan

03-23-2005, 10:45 AM	#32
Saimou Finnish Eskimo Posts: 11	I think I ain�t saying anything new, but I wouldn�t mind seeing Chris Masters and Frankie Kazarian wearing suits and being part of Evolution. But �cause WWE has booked Frankie for cruiserweight division on Smackdown, I don�t see him drafted right away. So, when I think about my second pic...Maven would be alright, so as Charlie Haas, but my favorite pic is drafting Rene Dupree back, then turn on his La Resistance folks and joining Evolution.

03-23-2005, 09:29 PM	#33
The CyNick Make the IWC Great Again Posts: 8,922	I mentioned this before, but I think they should have two Evolution factions, one on RAW led by HHH and the other on SD led by Orotn. This angle would play out over the summer. Anyway, if they were to revive Evolution on RAW, I think I would definately bring Haas over from SD and put him there. HHH could motivate him talking about how Benjamin was main eventing on RAW while Haas was playing second banana to a guy who should be on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Haas and Benjamin would fued over the IC title. The other guy would likely be a bigger guy. Jindrak would make some sense, although I dont think he's ever going to be all that good. Cade would be another option, and I guess Masters as well, but I dont see much in him either.

03-23-2005, 09:35 PM	#34
Innovator Inno Knows. Posts: 43,710	HHH would be better off losing a rematch to Batista, then go on a "soul searching" break for a week or so. He needs to think about why he's been losing, and why everyone has been abandoning him. Then he comes back looking like he did in 2000, not as Flair Jr., but as the game everyone praised.