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Old 03-25-2005, 02:22 PM   #1
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Old 03-25-2005, 03:41 PM   #2
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JBL: OMG GHOST!!! Outta my way!


Luther forgot to "go" before he came out so... He hoped that no one noticed.


Michael Cole: ANGLE WITH THE LEG HUMP!!
Angle: Tap! Tap!


The world's most painful nipple twister.


JBL: You turned his head into a water pitcher! How'd you do that?
Cena: cuz u r gay. :foc:
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Old 03-25-2005, 04:20 PM   #3
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"Thank you for saving the day, Latino stereotype man."




Big Show, Angry that the Jeep weighs less, lashes out blind.




Proving himself a wrestling God, JBL restores life to the Dead "2 Hot" Gimmick

Or

JBL Expresses shock at the revalation that this match was just to make his loss to Cena look good.




I want to mock this picture, but Elvis with an afro? Dat's Cool.




-INSERT FLYING BLOWJOB JOKE HERE-





Eddie's execution was flawless, except for the cameraman who caught him lifting Haas' wallet.




For some reason, the WWE rendition of the Rocky Horror Picture Show was not a big success.




When bad hair days attack.




The return of DX.




"PUT SOME PANTS ON!"




Cena is a great rapper, but a sup-par magician.



As a hypnotist, however, incredible...




Cena: Quick, anyone know how to spell nWo?




You think you had an embarrassing day? At least you didn't get your penis caught in a Jeep door.


"Gosh you're so tight."



Angle: I've finally had sex!

Sherri: Is it in yet?




"*Whispers* I'm really a man..."



The WWE's first in a series of "Loser has to go out with Randy Orton" matches.
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Old 03-25-2005, 04:40 PM   #4
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hurry up vince im in a match
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Old 03-25-2005, 04:43 PM   #5
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Carlito (singing): Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand/ Something something through the dusty land...


And Big Show is still looking for the door...


JBL couldn't help but tell Cena that his plant was dead. But how would he take it?


Sherri had nice feet and Angle has a foot fetish. You figure the rest out.
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Old 03-25-2005, 04:44 PM   #6
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Cameraman (Thinking): Damn, that's a great ass...

Cameraman: *Looks at the Titantron* OH SHIT, IT'S TAPING!


Luther wasn't strong enough...


But the Big Show humped that jeep hard enough to launch it five feet.


JBL: OW! HAVE MER... Crap, are you okay Scotty? Scotty?


Carlito... Former US champion, spitter of apples, and Elvis impersonator... He's a triple threat!


Rey: Catch me daddy!
*SPLAT*
Charlie: I ain't your daddy...


The first ever reverse gravity walk on the glass ceiling match was a huge success.


Sherri: Haha! You're bald!
Kurt (Feeling head): That's not the only thing that's bald I bet!
Sherri: *Giggle*
*Kurt pulls off Sherri's wig.*
Kurt: SEE!? HAHAHAHA!


Cena: Now I look like you!
JBL: HEY!


Cena: Now I look like a monkey!
JBL: HEY!


JBL: Why did you do THAT!?
Cena: It smelled like old dude...


JBL: I don't see anyth- HEY!


*SCHLUCK*
Kurt: Holy crap that's some mighty sucking power...


Kurt: WOO that felt good!
Sherri: What!?
Kurt: Nothing...


Worst. Figure Four. Ever.


Dawn: Holy crap, your tits are made of rubber!
Michelle: How do you think I got this job!?
Dawn: By blowing Vince...
Michelle: SHUT UP!
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:43 PM   #7
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Old 03-25-2005, 08:55 PM   #8
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Carlito proves shows the world what we all already knew.... he was really the loser from American Idle.
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Eddie: Okay, so on the count of three, I Irish whip into the corner behind me. One...two...


"Hmm...no talent under here either..."


Random spasming: It hurts everybody.


All I can think of is Cheech singing, "Ma ma ma-ma, cita, dondes the Santa Cleeeez... the vato with the bony kneees..."


Rey: Charles! How I've missed you!
Haas: Gaah! No...yes...NO!!


She's really a man, baby!
Dawn: Why - won't - this - wig - come - OFF!


Cena tries to salute the Nazi in the ring, but fails. It is reported that Lita trained him in Nazi saluting.


JBL: Get outta my ring, ya stinkin' VARMINT!


JBL: "What! A bug? GETITOFFGETITOFF, Get it OFF!!"


Luther: "Damn, Show was right...no talent under here..."


Guy in crowd between Angle and Sherri: "Wow. Kurt is in amazing shape, especially from this angle!"


Guy to right in front: "I DO believe that was Michaels' patented entrance from the pre-Attitude era of WWF television!"
Guy to left of Kurt: "Heh...I really don't care, man..."


Kurt fails at his attempt of counting Sherri's little piggies when he promptly passes out.


Cena: Ya can't SEE me!
JBL: Wow! You're right! With this water in front of me, I CAN'T!
Teddy Long: How's about uncoverin' my face, playa?
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Old 03-25-2005, 10:54 PM   #10
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Cena tries to salute the Nazi in the ring, but fails. It is reported that Lita trained him in Nazi saluting.
I wanted to make a NAzi crack there, but couldn't figure out one to tie in.
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Old 03-25-2005, 11:32 PM   #11
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JBL: Man my arm pit sure does stink.

Scotty:....
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Old 03-25-2005, 11:34 PM   #12
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JBL: I said my ARM PITS!!! stink

Cena: Sorry.
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Old 03-25-2005, 11:37 PM   #13
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You'd make that face too if you had a woman growing out of your crotch.
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Old 03-26-2005, 12:17 AM   #14
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Carlito:Oops I Did It Again....Something Something Ooh Baby Baby Something Something Thats Cool Man


Cena:Now Keep Your Eyes On The Water While I Make Your Hat Disappear
JBL:Oh Wow Cool I Love This Trick


Dawn:Hey Look They're Like Silly Putty


Sherri:Kurt Dont Look Now But The Guy In The Front Row Is Checking Out Your Ass


JBL:I Say I Say Now Get Out Of My Ring There Son


Cena:Oh Look It's Foghorn Leghorn's Long Lost Son


Rey:I Love You Man
Eddie:No I Love You Man
Camera Man:Oh Yea Thats How Daddy likes It
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Old 03-26-2005, 12:16 PM   #16
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Big Show was pissed when Domino's didn't live up to their 555 deal.



How come no one ever listens to Yosemmidi Sam anymore?



Sherri botches giving birth.



And for Cena's next trick, he will make the water suddenly...DISSAPEAR!
(Pours the water into the hat)
Well that was quick



No one ever fucked with Granny Dawn again after Michelle stole her rolax.



Cena has fun spraying cheese on JBL. Dinosaurs!
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Old 03-26-2005, 12:47 PM   #17
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Fans were more or less nonchalant when they found out that this year's Wrestlemania entertainment would be provided by a sub-par Macy Gray imitator.


Sherri: "Aw, geez, Kurt, could this promo wait? I just got out of the shower."


You know that matches are getting slow when Cena is on the sidelines entertaining the crowd with shadow puppets.


JBL: "That is NOT a good impersonation of Popeye the Sailor Man!"


Cena had to take extreme measures and act fast after he'd discovered what Randy had done to JBL's hat.


Cena: "And with Stainguard Plus, you can remove stains in a fraction of the ... Whoa. Yikes."
JBL: "What, is the stain gone?"
Cena: "Uh...."


Dawn: "Whoa!"
Michelle: "Oh, Christ. RHYNO!"
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Fans were more or less nonchalant when they found out that this year's Wrestlemania entertainment would be provided by a sub-par Macy Gray imitator.


Sherri: "Aw, geez, Kurt, could this promo wait? I just got out of the shower."


You know that matches are getting slow when Cena is on the sidelines entertaining the crowd with shadow puppets.


JBL: "That is NOT a good impersonation of Popeye the Sailor Man!"


Cena had to take extreme measures and act fast after he'd discovered what Randy had done to JBL's hat.


Cena: "And with Stainguard Plus, you can remove stains in a fraction of the ... Whoa. Yikes."
JBL: "What, is the stain gone?"
Cena: "Uh...."


Dawn: "Whoa!"
Michelle: "Oh, Christ. RHYNO!"
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Old 03-26-2005, 04:38 PM   #19
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"I try to stay awake, but I choke...yeah...something something and I crumble...my world stumbles when you are not cool..."
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Old 03-26-2005, 06:13 PM   #20
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Cena botches shitting in JBL's hat.
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Lita: No! NO! You're not botching it right!!
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Old 03-26-2005, 07:52 PM   #22
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Oh man, if somebody altered it so that JBL was holding Lita's head and pouring water on it instead of the hat, I'd die laughing.
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Old 03-26-2005, 07:56 PM   #23
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Or...


JBL: That's what you get, boy! I would NEVER do anything harmful to another WWE employee!
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Old 03-26-2005, 08:00 PM   #24
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JBL: That's what you get, boy! I would NEVER do anything harmful to another WWE employee!
You are a captioning GOD
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Old 03-27-2005, 06:15 AM   #25
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Old 03-27-2005, 12:18 PM   #26
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Hey, I captioned a few pictures...then I edited it and captioned those.
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Old 03-29-2005, 03:58 AM   #28
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Maybe now that I have time to do a few captions, I’ll have time to get back with the NCW… This session of captions is brought to you by Jack And Coke… And my real parents are Jack Daniels and Luther Vandros…. Sorry for any repeats.


Eddie secretly reveals his new trainer is Triple H when he reacts to Rey’s hand buzzer.


And that’s the last time they forget triple sausage on his pizza.


Scottie: But I have paper! Paper, damn you paper!
JBL: Rock beats all!


“When Carlito’s baby left him, he found a new place to dwell! It’s down at the end of Jabro… Whatddya mean someone else already did this bit? Thas not cool!”


Today’s weather- Raining Mexicans.


Worst… Swanton Bomb…. Ever.


Oh, the things she would do to support her magic habit…


Extreme SHAMPOOING!!!!!!


“That’s right! 3rd star to the right and straight on ‘till the ratings improve!”


JBL: Don’t you ever say that about Miss Duff! She’s a fine young actress who has a bright future ahead of her!
Cena: Pffft! At least Lohan is legal!


JBL was amazed! How on earth did Cena pull a pitcher of water out of his hat?


Only a true friend would douse you in insecticide to make sure the spider is off of you.


With The Big Show in the ring, Luther takes it upon himself to have a refreshing restroom break.


Sherri: Pssst! The reason why it’s funny is the name of the man on first is “who” so when they’re asking “who’s on first” they’re saying his name, not asking you a question.
Kurt: But that still doesn’t explain the marmalade in my trousers…


Who knew that Kurt would be able to get The Nanny as his love slave?
Then again, with her voice, who would want her?


Cole: Oh my god! It’s the ankle lock! Will HBK submit to this very move at WrestleMania?
Tazz: Not f***ing likely, since he’s Triple H’s ass buddy.
Cole: What!??!?!
Tazz: The show is recorded. We’ll just edit this part out.


You can never give a nipple twister to Elista-girl!


JBL: Mr. Fins! What did you do to my goldfish!
Cena: You mean my sushi, BITCH!
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Old 03-29-2005, 09:08 PM   #29
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EDDIE: Nice to meet you


BIG SHOW: Boy this truck is heavy


JBL: Take that!


ELVIS: Hearbreak Hotel


REY: I can fly


EDDIE: I lift you


ELVIRA: Hey Kurt, nice cape


BOTH: OW!


CENA: I use my powers to make you naked


CENA: I'm pouring water in your hat
JBL: No don't!


JBL: My back!


LUTHER: I am strong!


KURT: Thanks for the kiss


KURT: I'm Shawn Michaels, WHOOOOO!


KURT: I'm gonna hurt you


NO NOT MY SHIRT! MY BROTHER GOT IT FOR ME FOR HANNAUKAH!


CENA: This is water
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Old 03-29-2005, 09:19 PM   #30
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