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Old 04-06-2005, 12:39 AM   #1
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Anyone know of a good Joel Gertner site?
That has audio clips of his Gertnerism's?
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Old 04-06-2005, 06:14 PM   #2
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give me your phone # and i'll do it personally. It'll be more authentic.
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Old 04-06-2005, 06:14 PM   #3
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Old 04-13-2005, 12:13 AM   #4
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On Bubba Dudley - "The man who drove Beulah McGillislutty into the mat so hard she didn't know whether to urinate, defecate, or ejaculate."

Joel "The man who is so big he can't help from hurt'n'er" Gertner

"The quintessential muffstuffer -- oops, I mean studmuffin..."

Joel "Just like the Rubix Cube, the more you play with it, the harder it gets" Gertner

"The quintessneital studmuffin, Joel Gertner. Remember that name. You'll be screaming it later.

Joel "Point the direction you want my erection" Gertner

Joel "Harder than the tree that hit Sonny Bono" Gertner

Joel "Bigger and better than the Titanic, because only 400 women went down on the Titanic" Gertner

Joel "I've busted more nuts than a peanut factory" Gertner

"And then there's me. I'm like milk. I do a body good."

"The quintessential studmuffin, the man whose wit is more tongue in cheek than a lesbian orgy, Joel 'The man whose phone number is on your girlfriend's speed-dial, because she loves the way I sixty-nine her' Gertner."

"I'm hotter than 15-year-old girl in a field hockey skirt."

"Ladies and gentlemen, the following matchup is scheduled for one fall with a 15-minute time limit. And your referee is bald."

Joel "The biggest ladykiller in Buffalo since OJ Simpson" Gertner

Joel "Delivers more package than UPS" Gertner

Joel "I'm like the middle of the litter box...I'm always surrounded by pussy" Gertner

Joey "The girls like to call me Fred Flintstone because they love the way I make their beds rock" Gertner

"Super Crazy is Mexican, so how can he hit a guillotine? 'Guillotine' is French. You don't see us calling him Super Croissant!"

http://www.cagematch.de/_/features/archive/funny/gertner.shtml There are a few more on there, but these are the best, imo. Couldn't find any audio clips, though.
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Old 04-13-2005, 06:32 PM   #5
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I'm gonna sue you for copyright infringement.
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