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Finnish Eskimo
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**Smackdown spoilers**
COMPLETE SMACKDOWN SPOILERS FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS
Smackdown: *WWE United States champion Orlando Jordan vs. Booker T. The Bashams and Big Show got involved, setting up General Manager Teddy Long decreeing they would have a handicap match right now.... *Big Show & Booker T defeated WWE United States champion Orlando Jordan & The Bashams. *Torrie Wilson pinned Dawn Marie. *Carlito's Cabana: MNM, Johnny Nitro and Joey Mercury (Joey Matthews), managed by Melina debuted, challenging Rey Mysterio for a shot at the WWE Tag Team championship before laying him out. *Backstage, John Bradshaw Layfield blamed his cabinet for his losing the WWE title to John Cena. JBL walks out and runs into a UPS deliveryman who has a package for John Cena. JBL takes the package for him, believing its a new championship belt. *Backstage, Rey Misterio is being checked out by the doctor when Eddie Guerrero comes on the scene, saying he just heard what happened and was late to the building because of a problem with his ride. Rey tells Guerrero he just wants to be alone after everything that happened last week. *WWE champion John Cena comes out for a title belt presentation. They plug Wrestlemania 22 will be in Chicago. JBL comes out with the box and when he goes into the box, but when he goes into it, there's nothing in it but meat guts. Cena says that he got JBL the one thing that he didn't have - guts - and dumps it over JBL's head. They lower a new WWE championship belt that spins from the ceiling. Cena celebrates and shows it off to the crowd. *Heidenreich defeated an unnamed opponent and reads the beaten opponent a poem about "Breaking Wind in the Windy City." Heidenreich actually got a big pop for the poem *Backstage, Booker T is doing promotional photos while Sharmell psyche him up. Kurt Angle shows up and talks down to T. Sharmell gets in Angle's face and Angle mocks Booker for having a woman defend him. *WWE Cruiserweight champion Paul London cuts a promo saying that he has 18 staples in his head from last week and isn't cleared to wrestle, but he's there for a fight and calls out Chavo Guerrero. Guerrero came to the ring and tells London that he stole the title and never defeated Guerrero. Guerrero says that he's a man of honor and won't go after London while he's hurt. Billy Kidman attacked London, and they brawled. London got the better of him and hit the 450 splash, then showed off the belt to infuriate Guerrero. *They plugged Big Show vs. Booker T for next week. *Kurt Angle pinned Eddie Guerrero in about 20 minutes of a good match. There was a ref bump. Angle went to grab a chair but Rey Misterio came out and hit the West Coast Pop. Rey grabs the chair, and Guerrero sees him with the chair, so they have words. Angle hits Rey, who knocks into Guerrero with the chair. Angle scores the pin. Rey and Eddie face off after the match. Dark: *JBL comes out and demands a rematch against John Cena. Teddy Long comes out, setting up John Cena coming out. They have a quick match with Cena defeating Bradshaw with the F-U. (PWinsider) This week just sucks. First Matt Hardy, then Diva Search II, then Molly Holly, and when I thought I couldn't be more angry with wwe, a spinning wwe-title ![]() Discuss. |
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#2 |
Hey
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God why can't they just leave titles alone. It was funny when Lance did it because all he did was put stickers on the belts, or when Austin did it because it actually looked good, this whole spinning shit is dumb
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#3 |
...IN HD!!!!
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Who cares about some spinning WWE Title?
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#4 |
My Opinion Matters
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The spinning title wasnt that bad actually. Looks cool.
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I'll Bit Torrent it and have a look at Carlito, London and the Angle V. Guerrero match.
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#6 |
"Ask him!"
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Meat guts? Spinning WWE Title? Seriously. What the fuck. WWE can kiss my ass this week.
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I missed this. Who's this Sharmell? She sounds familiar, but I'm not sure. Is she Booker's real life wife, or some new girl, or what?
Carlito's Cabana sounded fun. |
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...IN HD!!!!
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Then they released her. And yes she's the Book's real life wife. |
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#9 |
I Hate Bottles
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Paul London, Dawn Marie, and a 20 minute Angle/Guerrero match. Sounds half way entertaining at least.
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#10 |
Tedious Inevitability
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Pics of the title would be good.
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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I haven't seen any of MNM but i have seen them individually and if they are allowed to do all there stuff we could have another Hardy Boys on our hands which sounds good IMO, with those guys and also the Shane Twins in the works smackdowns tag scene is look OKish again.
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#12 |
Inno Knows.
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Haven't seen Joey Matthews since ECW
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*Oh Sh*t*
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sounds decent to bad.
The spinning U.S. title looked awful. Hopefully the spinning WWE title won't look awful even though i still consider it a disgrace to it. And just reading WWE champion John Cena doesn't even sound right. Sure he is over but his time was before WM 21. Back when he was entertaining. Now he's just bland crap. I dunno. Here's hope that it looks better on TV than it reads. |
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Has an evil monkey...
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#15 |
I'm all there is
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Here Come the Tag Teams. About time they got called up. They've been saying it forever.
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#16 |
Kiss the blade
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carlitos cabana....lol "I spit in the face of blah blah blah" thanks to cool king for that funny comment.....I'll never get tired of that
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LJGBEAOUGHAEGIBEAGP
JOHNNY FUCKING NITRO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#18 |
Time to Nut Up or Shut up
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Would somebody fill me in who MNM is?
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Tongue my Fartbox
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Nothing about the lottery? Doesn't look like its gona happen, somehow i doubt smackdown would be able to get a big announcement like that over raw.
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#20 |
King of Love and Piss
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The Paul London segment sounds awesome.
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Your All Puppets
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#22 |
I'm all there is
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Matthews Nitro Melina
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Time to Nut Up or Shut up
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#24 |
Instant Credibility
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Actually that sounds fairly entertaining. I'm not sure why people freak out about the spinning belt so muhc that they miis:
--the debut of MNM --an entire segment (astounding for the WWE) building up the chase for the Cruiserweight title -- Heidenreich reciting poetry --the slow burn of Eddie/Rey. Because, when this split occurs, an Eddie/Rey feud is going tear the house down. --A WWE product where the main event is a 20 min match between Kurt Angle and Eddie Guerrero. Thats going to be solid, even with a bump by Rey. "Pimp my Title" aside, that reads like the best Smackdown they've had in a while. |
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#25 |
YesYesYes!
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MNM, its about time they got on the show. I saw them at a SmackDown house show over a month ago and they seemed alright. Their manager is that black chick with the blonde hair from the diva search.
Angle/Eddie for 20 minutes, can't go wrong with that. Sounds like an alright show, and I actually want to see the new Cena belt. He should have his own kind. |
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#26 |
I'm all there is
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That black chick IS NOT Melina. Melina is that spanish chick that was in that Diva limbo game on Raw a while back.
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I thought that name sounded familiar. She was... not as nice on the eyes.
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#28 |
...IN HD!!!!
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Melina:
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#29 |
TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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Damn it, when will people realize that not every fucking thing has to fucking spin. If that belt looks shittier than the US Title... I will whine about it.
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Viva la Raza
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Spinning belts bring the ratings down. ![]() Seriously, ask any mark and he'll tell you the belt is cool. Just try it and you'll see. What's freakin cool about a damn spinning title? Looks like a kid toy rather than a wrestling championship belt, actually. Lets say you show one of your friends what wrestling is for the first time. He thinks it's pretty cool, cruiserweights matches, eddie/rey feud... and then he sees the champ. A guy in his early 20s (i think) comes out with a sucker theme song, while rapping. He's the CHAMP. He's on top of the mountain. And he comes out with a freakin spinning title belt made of plastic while screamin out loud, ''WAZZUP CHAIN GANG! THE CHAMP IS HEEEEERE! THE CHAMP IS HEEEEERE!'' And then your friend tells you about how much you suck for watching wrestling, punches you in the head and throws you in a crocodile-filled river. So... spinning belts bring the ratings down cuz the fans die. ![]() |
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#31 |
Guest
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![]() Alas, more talentless shit.. erm... divas. ![]() MNM sounds good... Cabana.. meh.. Spinning Title.. what the fuck. Am I the only one that SERIOUSLY wants to kick Vince's ass? Then tatoo the words TPWW.net onto his forehead?! Gah... And SHARMELL is an ex-diva/Booker's Wife. ![]() |
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#32 |
It's Hammer Time
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The Cabana was... cool.
And Heidenreich... just did a face promo/poem.... I think. He wanted everybody to be his "friend". |
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TPWW's HHH Mark Since '04
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LMAO... "I like blowing farts out of my ass, like I like wind blowing through the grass."
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MVP Mark
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Carlito is awesome!
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R.I.P Eddie Guerrero
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EL MERO MERO!
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SD! was better than Raw this week in my opinion. Carlito... he's cool. Angle/Guerrero was fun, as was Heiden's poem and MNM coming out and killing Rey. And I think Sharmell has really help bring Booker back into the spotlight since I think he has gotten cooler...
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Ninja Mod, Esquire
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Anywho, does anyone find it ironic that MnM are using the "Problem Solver" as a finisher, which was the move of the team Joey Mathews feuded against in ECW? |
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#38 |
Herp a derp, and so on
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Wow. That Angle/Eddie match was phenomenal, one of the best matches I've seen ever. Why couldn't they have saved it for a PPV?
![]() I lmao'ed when Carlito said "Wow, what an entrance! Let me be the first to say...you guys are COOL!" ![]() And the Heidenreich poem was hilarious. Maybe he's not such a dead weight after all... ![]() |
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![]() Wow, what an entrance! The whole high leg splits upskirts tease... ![]() |
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One Man Horror Show
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Damn. Paisley's got more charisma than the entire Smackdown Diva roster combined. Melina seems to have some potential, though.
And, crap... Heidenreich made me laugh tonight. "He's my friend! My friend!" Heh. |
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