I haven't seen any wrestling since before christmas

[BigDaddyCool]

some one fill me in quick.

[loopydate]

On RAW

Evolution controls all three male titles after Armageddon.
-Triple H is facing Shawn Michaels in a Last Man Standing Match at the Rumble for the World Title.
-Ric Flair and Batista are defending against the Dudleyz at the Rumble
-I'm assuming Orton is in the Rumble

Kane and Booker T had a mini feud.
-Kane attacked Booker for no apparent reason on RAW
-Next week, he says he did it 'cause Book took his World Title shot at WMXIX.
-Both men throw their names into the Rumble
-Kane DEMOLISHES Booker on tonight's RAW

Goldberg = Gone...no wait...he's back
-Goes against Bischoff's authority, is deactivated from roster
-Is re-instated by new "Sheriff" Austin (more on that later)

Austin is the "New Sheriff in town"
-Pleads his case to the Board of Directors, is re-instated
-Has no matchmaking capabilities (which hasn't stopped him from making matches)
-Is there to uphold the rules (which, to the best I can tell so far, means driving around in an ATV and harassing Teddy Long and Evolution)

Teddy Long rules
-Mark Henry used his Survivor Series favor to get Teddy a job as G.M. for a night
-Brought back Jazz to beat the living crap out of Trish

Jericho and Trish are still at it
-Jericho has developed feelings
-Trish still doesn't trust him
-Stacy convinces Trish to let Chris down easy
-Christian convinces Y2J to forget about Trish and go out partying with him
-Trish comes to talk to Jericho, but he and Xtian already left

Three-Man Announce Team
-Apparently the Coach has joined JR and the King full-time

On SmackDown!

Brock and Hardcore
-For some reason, Holly's still getting a main-event push, and they're fighting at the Rumble
-Holly choked out Big Show with a chair during a street fight while Brock pretended to be afraid of him.

The United States Title
-Big Show hasn't defended it once
-John Cena seems to be #1 contender, but no title shot has been announced

The Guerreros split
-Kurt Angle returns to try to mend the fences
-Angle gets the two a Tag Team Title match against the Bashams
-Chavo finally turned on Eddie after the match in very "Owen Hart in '93" fashion (even though he didn't kick anyone's legs out of their...legs)

RHYNO WON A MATCH!
-Sure, it was against Funaki on Velocity, but still...

Tag Team Title picture
-The Bashams still have them, and they're dodging Scotty and Rikishi after they lost a non-title match to them.

Royal Rumble returns
-Kurt Angle and Billy Gunn will both make their in-ring returns at the Rumble.

The Crippler's pursuit
-Paul Heyman told Benoit that he'd never get a title shot while Heyman was GM
-Benoit won a match to get himself into the Rumble, circumventing this clause
-Heyman forces Benoit into a "mini Rumble" with the FBI, and he wins it

John Cena
-For some reason, now Michael Cole is offended by him...

Jamie Noble, Nidia, and...Rey Mysterio?
-I guess that black mist stuff must be pretty potent, 'cause Nidia still can't see me.
-Jamie's been using Nidia as a weapon to win matches, then blaming his opponent
-He did this against Rey, but it backfired and Rey beat him for a title shot
-Rey won the belt from Tajiri
-Rey tries to convince Nidia (in Spanish!) that Jamie's using her, but she won't listen
-Nidia is forced into a match with Tajiri for #1 contender status (Jamie was a no-show)
-Tajiri wins, and Rey makes the save afterwards
-Noble comes out and confronts Rey, taking Nidia with him

===

That's all the big stuff. If I left anyone out that you're curious about, just say so.

[BigDaddyCool]

Originally Posted by loopydate On RAW Evolution controls all three male titles after Armageddon. -Triple H is facing Shawn Michaels in a Last Man Standing Match at the Rumble for the World Title. -Ric Flair and Batista are defending against the Dudleyz at the Rumble -I'm assuming Orton is in the Rumble Kane and Booker T had a mini feud. -Kane attacked Booker for no apparent reason on RAW -Next week, he says he did it 'cause Book took his World Title shot at WMXIX. -Both men throw their names into the Rumble -Kane DEMOLISHES Booker on tonight's RAW Goldberg = Gone...no wait...he's back -Goes against Bischoff's authority, is deactivated from roster -Is re-instated by new "Sheriff" Austin (more on that later) Austin is the "New Sheriff in town" -Pleads his case to the Board of Directors, is re-instated -Has no matchmaking capabilities (which hasn't stopped him from making matches) -Is there to uphold the rules (which, to the best I can tell so far, means driving around in an ATV and harassing Teddy Long and Evolution) Teddy Long rules -Mark Henry used his Survivor Series favor to get Teddy a job as G.M. for a night -Brought back Jazz to beat the living crap out of Trish Jericho and Trish are still at it -Jericho has developed feelings -Trish still doesn't trust him -Stacy convinces Trish to let Chris down easy -Christian convinces Y2J to forget about Trish and go out partying with him -Trish comes to talk to Jericho, but he and Xtian already left Three-Man Announce Team -Apparently the Coach has joined JR and the King full-time On SmackDown! Brock and Hardcore -For some reason, Holly's still getting a main-event push, and they're fighting at the Rumble -Holly choked out Big Show with a chair during a street fight while Brock pretended to be afraid of him. The United States Title -Big Show hasn't defended it once -John Cena seems to be #1 contender, but no title shot has been announced The Guerreros split -Kurt Angle returns to try to mend the fences -Angle gets the two a Tag Team Title match against the Bashams -Chavo finally turned on Eddie after the match in very "Owen Hart in '93" fashion (even though he didn't kick anyone's legs out of their...legs) RHYNO WON A MATCH! -Sure, it was against Funaki on Velocity, but still... Tag Team Title picture -The Bashams still have them, and they're dodging Scotty and Rikishi after they lost a non-title match to them. Royal Rumble returns -Kurt Angle and Billy Gunn will both make their in-ring returns at the Rumble. The Crippler's pursuit -Paul Heyman told Benoit that he'd never get a title shot while Heyman was GM -Benoit won a match to get himself into the Rumble, circumventing this clause -Heyman forces Benoit into a "mini Rumble" with the FBI, and he wins it John Cena -For some reason, now Michael Cole is offended by him... Jamie Noble, Nidia, and...Rey Mysterio? -I guess that black mist stuff must be pretty potent, 'cause Nidia still can't see me. -Jamie's been using Nidia as a weapon to win matches, then blaming his opponent -He did this against Rey, but it backfired and Rey beat him for a title shot -Rey won the belt from Tajiri -Rey tries to convince Nidia (in Spanish!) that Jamie's using her, but she won't listen -Nidia is forced into a match with Tajiri for #1 contender status (Jamie was a no-show) -Tajiri wins, and Rey makes the save afterwards -Noble comes out and confronts Rey, taking Nidia with him === That's all the big stuff. If I left anyone out that you're curious about, just say so.

Thanks.

[Savio]

Victoria turned good.

[Corkscrewed]

LMAO! Loopy, you should do recaps for the site.

[DMI]

Oh yeah, and after everyone of those matches and recaps, there was a Final Fantasy commercial.

[loopydate]

Originally Posted by Deadman Inc Oh yeah, and after everyone of those matches and recaps, there was a Final Fantasy commercial.

This post by Deadman Inc has been brought to you by Final Fantasy X-2.

*Music plays, women kick ass, then smile pretty at the camera*

[spd10000]

But let's not forget about those "Truth" commercials, and the oh-so-annoying Castrol GTX.

[BigDaddyCool]

What about Funk Master Flex's lug commerisals, those still playing?

[loopydate]

Originally Posted by BigDaddyCool What about Funk Master Flex's lug commerisals, those still playing?

Yeah, but not quite as often. Now, it's usually just the "Boot of the Night: Brought to you by Funk Master Flex' new Lugz driving shoe. LUGZ!"