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Old 04-22-2005, 02:06 PM   #1
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Kayfabe Corner 6: WWE on TNA, HHH's New Song, More TNA News & 1990's Feud
This is going to be a weaker KC Column - as I haven't watched any wrestling at all these last few weeks, save for about 3-4 TNA matches. I also really haven't read much on the internet - except for any news posted here on the forums. But nonetheless, read on - now.

A discussed angle would be Matt Hardy, Molly Holly, Rhyno and Jesus Aguilera all showing up on TNA as a unified group. TNA would make it seem as if WWE is staging an invasion. To avoid problems, they could have all the 'invading' talents wear generic shirts that read 'WWF' - since the name is no longer McMahon's. In the event that anyone gives them shit about this, they should say that WWF stands for 'We Were Fired'.

WWE's music division is currently bringing HHH into the studio with Jennifer Lopez and Fat Joe to remix their hit song 'Hold You Down'. No lyrics are 100% confirmed yet, but the rumored lead-in to the song will be as follows:

[Jennifer]:
Now you've been holding me down
For such a long time now
From back in DX history
To now in my story
Straight from the 'F'
You've always been doin' it to me
And ya held me back
(When you) Even back then you said
I wasn't anything
It was you who was holdin' me down
No matter what was goin' on
So whenever I go out you got me laying down

[HHH]:
You know that you're gonna job to me
You'll always be down
You know you can't be beatin' me
No matter the situation
I'm gon' hold you down


In more bad news for TNA, many people have been leaving during the middle of their TV tapings, complaining that it is too cold inside. This usually happens during Dustin Rhodes' matches, when there is absolutely no heat in the building


KAYFABE'S DREAM MATCH OF THE WEEK
Many times stars and notables from other fields have crossed over into pro-wrestling for one reason or another. The late Andy Kaufman. The late Reggie White. The late David Arquette. Anyhow, I will suggest a long overdue match between a non-wrestling personality and a pro-wrestler. For your reading enjoyment, an early 90's dream clash between:

PN News / PN Neuz AND PM Dawn

PM and PN want to settle the score once and for all, to cement themselves a place in pop culture history. Though both P's are in amazing physical condition, News surely has many advantages, such as: his height, his distractive rapping abilities, his appearance in a WCW comic book, and the fact that he is actually a wrestler. HOWEVER, I do expect the fact that PM Dawn is made up of two members to come to their advantage, and thus they will set PN adrift on memory bliss. I suppose you'd have to know about PM Dawn to understand that last part.




Anyhow, next time around I will cover requests for best of lists - such as WWE's best storylines, WCW's best tag teams, etc. If anyone would like to make suggestions on what I should cover, please PM me about it.

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Old 04-22-2005, 02:12 PM   #2
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'we were fired' haha, nice one. Good post. Cheap shots at HHH are always a good laugh.
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the Dustin comment was funny as hell
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