The Other BACKLASH Predictions League

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Alrighty. We're a few days away from Backlash, and I just want to remind everyone of our champion's record. Mr.RobertGoulet drove in a nearly perfect score, missing only five points. Are you enough of a bad ass to beat him? Pending his timely return to defend his championship, we'll find out. Reps to our winner.

Now for the rules:

1: Anyone can play. I base the championship off of a fighting champion basis. Each PPV you defend your title with honor.

2: THe points system for regular matches consists as follows: 10 points for a correct winner, and 5 points for the method of victory. And as always, I will only count the following responses for that extra 5 points. "CLEAN" or "PIN", "CHEATING", "INTERFERANCE", or "DQ". If you give me a more detailed response I will not give extra credit, and if I get the gist of what you're saying I'll accept it.(IE- "Taker wins via Tombstone" means that he'll have a clean victory) If you put nothing, I will default your response to a clean pinfall.

3: If there are any gimmicky matches, the points system will be detailed when I mention the match.

OK, now to the matches.

First up: Tag-Team Turmoil

(Seriously...this is the best I've got.)
Who is destined to win this match that is so important to the WWE that the WWE Webmaster never bothered to include a picture of its participants on the Backlash homepage? Will it be:

--Newcomers; The Heart Throbs (Getting their very first PPV appearance in a match that the bookers threw in to fill another 10 minutes)
--La Resistance- (Hey, on Heat they were banned from ever competing for the titles ever again!)
--The Hurricane & Rosey (Does anyone even watch Heat?)
--Simon Dean & Maven (I thought Tag Teams were supposed to have names...)
--William Regal &Tajiri (I thought Tag teams were supposed to have names...)

Normally I'd give this match new set of gimmick rules, but it's a pointless filler. Just gimme the winner and method


Nothing I can say will be any funnier than the WWE's description of this match: "Will Viscera land his organ-crushing splash? That could mean lights-out for the Big Red Monster."


Edge vs. Chris Benoit in a "It's just like a regular match, only instead of watching half a dozen lightning fast 2 counts, you get to watch two dozen agonizing 9 counts that take no less than 30 seconds each!" match.


Chris Jericho vs. Shelton Benjamin in a "Ok, seriously now...who in the hell is supposed to be the heel in this one. I'm refering to this match as the 'Let's alienate the audience as much as possible' match" match.


Hassan and Daivari vs. HBK and the Big Fucking Dickhead in a "Since Hogan's in this match, how much do you want to bet he won't show up until 10 seconds before the match is over, do a finger point, and take the win for himself without doing any work." Match. AKA the "Will the post-match posing actually be LONGER than the match itself?" match.


Batista vs. HHH in a "Since Hogan's in the building, who here wouldn't be suprised if somehow he ended up coming out during this match and by some 'miracle' wins the belt back for himself." match.