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1. A Squirrel vs. Sid Vicious -
Sid Vicious had a squirrel he took with him everywhere. Two wrestlers bet him he couldn't keep the squirrel down his pants for a whole minute. Vicious accepted the challenge and stuck it down his pants. After about thirty seconds the squirrel bit a very sensitive area. Sid fell down in pain and crushed the squirrel. He needed a rabies shot and stitches on his genitalia. 2. Brian Pillman vs. Sid Vicious - In 1991 the late, great Brian Pillman [who was working for the WCW] and Sid [who was working for the WWF] were in the same town and met at a bar for a couple of drinks. Sid said some words about a would-be feud with Pillman that never came about, and it led to a skirmish. The two ending up getting into a minor fight with Pillman coming out the winner. Sid left the bar and returned later on with a squeegee [window cleaning tool] as a weapon to defend himself against Pillman. The whole bar laughed their asses off at Sid as did wrestling fans when they heard of it. People who knew Pillman said that he would have killed Sid in a street fight. Goes to show just because someone is tall and big doesn't mean they are unbeatable. 3. It is rumored that Sid was fired in 1992 from the WWF do to him causing trouble in his match at Wrestlemania 8. That rumor is untrue though. For a long time it was said that he was fired because he kicked out of Hulk Hogan's pinfall at Wrestlemania 8 with then having to have Papa Shango run out and cause a DQ finish. But in actuality Papa Shango was originally supposed to make a run-in but didn't make it to the ring in time to break the pin. The real reason Sid was fired from the WWF in 1992 was because he wanted to play softball on a regular basis and started to no-show WWF shows. The WWF's story at the time though was that Sid failed a drug test but that is also believed to be a lie. 4. Arn Anderson vs. Sid Vicious, 1993 - Perhaps the most famous shoot brawl of all. On September 19th 1993, Sid and Arn Anderson got into a major fight at their hotel while in England for a tour. Sid started going off on how Arn had never drawn money, and they had both been drinking. Words were exchanged, a beer was thrown and fists were exchanged. The fight was broken up by various WCW wrestlers, however. Both Sid and Arn went back to their hotel rooms from there. But the fight started again only this time Sid had scissors with him. Sid went to Arn's room and blindsided him with an object, and started pummeling an unconscious Arn. Arn woke up and the two really got into it. The scissors were involved too and the entire hotel hallway was smeared with blood. 2 Cold Scorpio came to the rescue and broke it up. The result was that Arn Anderson had twenty stab wounds while Sid had various cuts on his body. Both men spent the night in the hospital and then were deported the next day. They were both going to be fired but WCW officials felt that Sid had started it all and fired him and only suspended Arn Anderson. The whole thing was a huge mess that embarrassed the whole company. 5. Sid likes playing softball, and will quite often put his softball league ahead of his wrestling federation in terms of importance. He has taken mysterious leaves of absence in order to play softball on more than one occasion. 6. At a 1995 WWF In Your House PPV event, Sid was doing an interview with Jim Ross but he kept messing up so at one point he said to JR, "Let's do this again," And JR responded with, "It's live pal." Sid finished the promo like nothing happened from there. The above clip can be find on WWE - Funniest Moments DVD. 7. Tommy Lee vs. Shawn Michaels and Sid, 1995 - Apparently there was some sort of altercation backstage at Wrestlemania 11 with Shawn Michaels and Tommy Lee in which Tommy Lee tried to jump Michaels from behind, causing Sid to intervene and pin Tommy Lee against the wall. Pamela Lee Anderson's face during the match was like she didn't want to be there. 8. Sid took a shit in his match in his trunks he had with The Undertaker at Wrestlemania 13. 9. At the WCW January PPV, Sid was fighting Scott Steiner for the WCW title in the main event. Sid was told by WCW officials that they wanted him to expand his ring style before the match and to try some arial moves. Even though Sid said he couldn't the officials persuaded him to and during the match Sid went up to the ropes and flew down on Steiner. The result was Sid landing weirdly on his leg and almost breaking it in two. Sid suffered a double compound fracture to his left leg and had to have a metal rod into the leg which wouldn't be fully healed for a least 6 to 8 months. A couple of months after the event Sid filed a lawsuit against WCW claiming that they made him do the move off the top rope even though he told them he couldn't. The match of him messing his leg up is a very infamous clip that can easily be found and seen on the Internet. Last edited by The Lone Drinker; 05-19-2005 at 06:52 AM. |
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Thank you for telling us things that the majority of us already knew.
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Oh, by the way, Sid sucks.
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A few things here. One. Is this infamous Wrestlemania turd noticable in the match? I mean can you see a buldging turd in his trunks? Two. Did Arn Anderson ever press charges? It sounds like he was trying to kill him. That is some seious shit.
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I mean seriously, did it ever cross your mind that I perhaps wanted to talk about how much Sid sucks and what a pussy he is? At least Andre whipped some ass in his day and legit tough guys beat his ass where Sid got punked out by a man small enough to be his kid [legit tough guy or not] and had to use a deadly weapon to fight another guy. |
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You stupid fucker. Most of us already know this shit. AND on top of that there isn't much to talk about, you stated varioud stories and you want us to talk about how he is a "pussy"? Seriously, you need to expand your vocabulary. So far the only wrestlers you have talked about have been Andre and Sid and both have been "pussy". Well here is an idea, take your pent up 13 year old desires to fuck a pussy, and get the fuck off these boards. Sid was weird, Andre was excentric. We know that, we happen to be a group of highly educated wrestling fans with the ability to state more then a list of things we read with the expectation of creating involving conversation.
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LMAO. You guys are the greatest.
![]() I gotta give you that much. Some of you come up with some good flames. I also keep forgetting that this is a smark filled board and unless we are talking about Lance Storm or some other wrestler that the smart marks worship, people like me get flamed. It's no wonder this place never gets any new posters and that everything here always stays the same. One would think the nonstop repetitiveness would get to some of you. It's like you are a bunch of old people. No changing is ever allowed here. This board just will not change with the times and refuses any kind of new convos. It's like new posters or posters who only post every now and then cannot ever win with you fellas. Okay, so you all knew about Sid, you all knew about Andre, and you all know that entertainment is just as important as actual wrestling. That's fucking great. We can't discuss those topics further? Why does everything have to be a debate? Why can't we just sit here and tell some other stories we heard or talk further about the stories already posted? And even if I said things you fellas disagree with, I'd STILL be getting heat. It's like you guys don't want any type of debating going on, but you also don't want any type of topics to exist that you would all agree with each other on as well. This place is like the WCW of online forums. Nothing but old geezers who won't ever allow any young blood to come here and for the most part, you guys don't know what you want out of this forum and a lot of you are shrugging your shoulders, unsure of what to do next. EDIT: Quote:
Highly educated, my ass. Last edited by The Lone Drinker; 05-16-2005 at 08:12 AM. |
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Shut the fuck up TLD. No one cares.
On a side note, is the only thing you try to do is prove how much of a pussy someone is? Maybe the posters in the Wrestling forum should give you a visit and test how much of a pussy you are. THAT'S something we can talk about. |
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And The One said "highly educated wrestling fans", meaning of course, we're very well educated about the happenings of the wrestling world.
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Make it about 25 on 1....and I think you'd finally have a fair shot. And just so you know, I'd no sell all your D&D magic card tricks or however it is computer nerds fight. But now that we got that tough guy talk out of the way, let's try to get back on topic. Funny how you ignored my comments about how this place is the WCW of online forums. It's because you know I am right, which is why this board sucks compared to others. You refuse to let newbies in and unless it's one of the regs started the convo, any non-reg starting topic will get flamed. |
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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Then leave. :foc:
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GO HABS GO!
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Sid did not take a shit in his trunks at WM. I will not say this again.
I wish I could definitvely prove it. But I will discuss the topic at hand. Pillman is the man. |
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3 Dicks Out For Trips
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Funny, I'm one of those occasional posters, and I don't have any problems here. I rather quite like it, to be honest.
Also, new posters do come along, and not all of them are flamed and ran off....only the losers leave, which I am pretty sure is how it was intended to happen. To the topic at hand though. Sid Vicious sucks. He was always terrible and that is probably how he will be remembered. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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TLD i'm with you. This is some funny stuff. Even though I'd like to class myself as a smark, there were some things on that list I didn't know and made me laugh out loud.
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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I think you should go sit on a microwave TLD....
Then get bombed by a nuke. Then have the ashes sowed with salt. Then, and only then, will I shoot you because you sir...ARE AN IDIOT! |
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Speaking of this place being the WCW of online forums..
If it is the WCW of online forums...why are you here? |
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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I do agree with several of your points, but I think you're going about it the wrong way. There isn't anything wrong with discussing old news or topics, but you can't expect to not get some shit from people who might not want to discuss it. Quote:
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TPWW's Glass Ceiling
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Also, where is JamesSteele in this thread
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Boss
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Shut up KFM! :foc:
![]() No seriously if we are so terrible Lone Drinker, why don't you go? Do you get some sort of pleasure out of annoying "D&D - Computer Nerds"? No seriously we don't have a problem with people with different opinions, or new people for that matter. Hell look in the Kevin Nash thread to see proof of that. What this board DOES have a problem with is wankers. |
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I've got that Nerd Rage.
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TLD, as I have already posted.. You're an idiot. You are robbing some poor mongreloid of his life breath.
So, I suggest, you strangle yourself with an internet cord (Thats how the nerds fight, damnit! LAN cord garrotte.) |
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Cowboy
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I gotta admit, apart of me is half being serious, half being silly with these posts. Mostly because you guys get SO PISSED OFF. It's fucking hilarious. I wish I knew some of you guy's phone numbers so I could prank call you. I mean, seriously...calm down.
I can't believe how pissed some of you get. OVER NOTHING.....it's great. Quote:
Hulk Hogan vs. Ric Flair for the 100th time was MUCH better then Stone Cold Steve Austin taking on The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania. Or how about Hulk Hogan vs. The Ulitmate Warrior at Halloween Havoc? The Undertaker/Mankind match at the King of the Ring had NOTHING on that classic battle.... Also, the tired old boring nWo crap was so much more funny then D-X..... And that movie, "Ready to Rumble" was TEN FUCKING TIMES better then "The Scorpion King"...... Speaking of that....David Arquette = Greatest champion of ALL time. MUCH better champion then The Rock. And Bill Goldberg was such a better pure athlete then Kurt Angle..... OH, AND THAT ASYA chick....so much hotter then Chyna and a much better wrestler. And what about when Chucky from Child's Play's outdebated Rick Steiner? GREAT STUFF. MUCH better then the Lawler/Heyman debate when ECW invaded the WWF. I mean, the CHUCKY angle had so much more MEANING behind it...... And skits such as Ric Flair being at the nuthouse totally were more funny then the Edge and Christian promos in the ring....I mean, no comparison at all...... Oh yeah, speaking of Flair.....let's also not forget how much the Flair/Bischoff feud OWNED the Austin/McMahon feud...... It's such a shocker WCW went out of business...... Please....Give me a break, dude. WCW sucked. Every week of WCW Monday Night Nitro was like watching old-school WWF tapes. But at least those old timers actually knew a wrestling move or two back when they were younger. Last edited by The Lone Drinker; 05-16-2005 at 05:26 PM. |
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how come all your WCW examples come from WCW in the very late nineties, when WCW (and its predecessor the old national wrestling alliance) have a much longer history than this?
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I'm all there is
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You know what I would find hillarious? Me banning you for getting your jollies off with your "silly" posts
ROFL ROFL
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love yourself
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ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Go LC Go! Ban his ass!
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love yourself
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ban Banana for loitering in the wrestling/c-fed forum as well! DO IT!! DO IT!!! LOITERIER
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I knew there was I reason I loved you Loosey.
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And that's why WCW murdered the WWF in ratings for 80 some-odd weeks.
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It's Hammer Time
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Ha ha ha ha. Squirrel.
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Boss
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I am glad you insinuated that the nWo was supposed to be funnier then DX. DX and nWo had NOTHING in common. Also comparing Goldberg and Angle??? Where did that one come from. You just happen to leave out that some of Benoit, Jericho, Malenko, Saturn, Guerrero (both of them), Helms, and many others greatest years where in WCW. Oh and let's compare David Arquette to The Rock...why don't we just compare Vince McMahon as a WWF Champion to Ric Flair as a WCW Champion.
Most of your tallys for why WCW sucked came from the Vince Russo era of WCW...which by the by Mr. List of Knowledge...Vince Russo was a writer for *gasp* WWF. So please, do us a favor, next time you feel like posting, talking, or communicating with anyone of the human race in any way shape or form, skip past the part where you kill off their brain cells and go right into hitting yourself in your 12 year old nut sack with a bat. Thanks!
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R.I.P Eddie Guerrero
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The Millenium man at his best
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Must Spread Rep before giving it to The One again!
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Cowboy
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RE: Old-school WCW
That was before my time. All I care about is what went on when I was around. I became a wrestling fan in 1988 at age five and yeah, I watched some old-school wrestling in the 80's to get further educated but anything past 1980, I really don't have much of an interest in because many of the wrestlers I am/became fans of were not around. And what's the point of becoming a fan of an old-school wrestler when I won't ever get to see any fresh work by him. And even if I did, I suspect he wouldn't be a very good wrestler anymore anyway because of his age. As far as the banning threats go: Do what you gotta do. And it's not like this is the only forum I post on. And at least the other forums I post on know what they want. Some want no debating at all. ....Others want nothing but debating. Yeah, those forums have their assholes, but at least they know what they are looking for. This is probably the only forum I've ever come on where the posters didn't want there to be any debating.....or agreeing. It's a good thing you guys aren't Hollywood directors or Politicians. And it's no wonder many of you spend all your time on here, because many of you don't know what it is you want out of life or anything for that matter. I suspect your parents had a hell of a time shopping for you guys during your Birthdays and Christmas. No one could ever accuse you fellas of being spoiled brats, I'll give you that much Yeah, it is funny how ticked off these guys get all because I disagree with them in regards of wrestling. I mean, it's just wrestling. Not life or death. I didn't even do anything. I start topics about the Macho Man, Sid, Andre The Giant and why entertainment is just as important as actual wrestling and because many of the people disagree with what I posted....BOOM. I'm a bad guy. Where were you when I was getting flamed all for talking about wrestling? Seriously, check the old posts. They attacked me first. But I didn't bitch and didn't even start flaming back until they came after me. In closing, I post a thread about entertainment being important as actual wrestling and you guys get mad because I posted something you'd all agree with. I thought...okay, these guys are more into debating. That's cool. So I actually tired to smooth things over and I post some Andre stories, hoping to get a little debate going and you guys get mad at me for that, saying you don't want any arguing going on. Those weren't your exact words, but in a nutshell that is what you guys said to me. If me leaving here is really what you folks want, that's fine. It will probably be best for all of us. Because it sounds like no matter what I post on here, I am damned if I do, damned if I don't. |
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I'm the Steve Austin. I have a lot of talent and the vets know this so they are trying to drive me away because they fear me taking their spot. Well, don't worry. The "WWF" of online forums will make me a star. Quote:
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Please tell me you are going into detail explaining who we are in the "WCW vs. WWF" version of forum wars. Yeah, your Steve Austin buddy. Your talent in posting is unmatched. If it wern't for that damn Hulk Knight and Ric One hogging the lime light all the time you would be a superstar.
Your hunry, you eat a Snickers and start posting on a Oldbie free TPWW. Vince McMahon would see your posts and put you on the writing team, suddenly people realise you are so charismatic that you NEED to be in front of the camera, so you do some work as an announcer, but before you know it people are chanting for Lone Drinking to get in the ring. Before you know it you win the WWE title at WrestleMania 22...Eat a Snickers, become WWE Champion. |
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Now you're talking.
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