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...IN HD!!!!
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King of Love and Piss
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If they get on Spike TV that could be huge, but they better sure up there booking and programming cause the junk they put on FSN wont cut it on Spike.
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I was thinking the exact thing about TNA. Yeah... we think a DART show is more exciting.A DART show. At least roller hockey is understandable. But a DART show??? Wow.
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King of Love and Piss
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Have you seen those Dart Tournaments? Its like bowlers with sharp objects to throw and soccer fans to cheer them.
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...IN HD!!!!
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Give me John "Dartman" Curtis over Jeff Jarrett anyday!
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Von Killer
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lol, darts
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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LOL! darts!?!
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Sexy
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So I guess im the only one thats kinda sad about this
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Mad
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I never got it here anyway.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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FSN: Guys, this just isn't working out. We're trying to reach our core demographic, but you guys just aren't doing it. So first off, we're gonna bump your show.
TNA: with what? FSN: Poker. Also, we're not renewing you. We're going with something more to our target audience. You see, just in case Poker's not a big enough draw, we're bringing in the pure atheleticism of...Get this...Darts... *TNA executives laugh nervously, and then realise it's not a joke* Which is pretty much what happened with Spike TV. STV: We're sorry guys, but wrestling doesn't fit in with our macho image. Without the pure testosterone of shows like McGyver and the Lance Grall show, we'd just be another chick station. Like Oxygen or the Playboy channel. TNA: You guys don't even KNOW what guys watch, do you? |
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*Oh Sh*t*
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man that's almost bad. Imean TNA was aight. Now I'ma have nothin to watch on Friday's afternoon whenever I remember that it's supposed to come on
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He's Here
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Poor TNA...
Jarrett: For fuck's sake, Jeff, you miss the ONE PPV where we're being reviewed and we lose our fucking spot! What do you have to say for yourself!? Hardy: Hey man, don't look at me, you know I didn't have anyth- Jarrett: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE THE FSN EXECUTIVES HERE! Hardy: Wha? OOOhhh, when Matt told me I had a call from you guys about picking someone up, I thought he was kidding! My bad, so when's my next title shot? |
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Built To Spill
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Darts, haha. A very exciting and high energy sport.
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Lil Miss Fly
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Darts!!!!!!!
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It's Hammer Time
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Yo, don't be making fun of darts or I'll stick one in your FACE. Darts is a REAL MAN'S sport.
It's EXXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEME!! |
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Watch him...as he carefully...takes...his...shot......
OMGGOMGOMGOGMOMGM! OMFG!!!!! HE HIT A BULLSEYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *soccer style celebration* *marks out* |
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Spammy Certified
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Its about time Darts got a spot.
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Spammy Certified
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Has an evil monkey...
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Phil 'The Power' Taylor.
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...IN HD!!!!
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That dart ain't made of licorice!
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Doesn't matter anyways. Jeff Jarret will still find a way to screw Darts.
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King of Love and Piss
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BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GAWWWWWWDDDDDDDDDD HE THREW THAT DART WITH THE SMOOTHNESS OF A HONEY GLAZED HAM DECORATED WITH NUTTY BARS AND WHIP CREAM!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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(He commentates on the darts and sometimes on pool for Sky Sports - for those unaware). One of his classic comments (ie, the only one I can remember right now) was along the lines of: "Like the wrestler Kurt, he knows his Angle's well." |
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King of Love and Piss
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Its brillian insight like that. That gets the World Dart Championship commentator the big bucks.
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King of Love and Piss
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Its brilliant insight like that. That gets the World Dart Championship commentator the big bucks.
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Has an evil monkey...
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"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Bristow's only 27."
http://mrankin.home.cern.ch/mrankin/Waddell.htm Some brilliant one's on there. |
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He's Here
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"It's just like taking a sausage from a boy in a wheelchair."
"He may practice 12 hours a day, but he's not shy of the burger van!" Good God, we've found JR's long lost brother... |
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Has an evil monkey...
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"It’s the nearest thing to public execution you’ll see this side of Saudi Arabia." From another site |
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It's Clobbering Time!
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God damn, I knew that Impact sucked big time but this is ridiculous. That Dusty Rhodes certainly knew how to book a show.
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R.I.P Latino Heat
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I guess most of you guys aint soccer fans then
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dirty irani
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I love darts
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Two weeks.
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no way man, Fox gots something here, darts i way over in the underground scene...its like streetball, except.....STRETDARTS! They do madd tricks home slices....MADD TRICKS!
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Phil 'The Power' Taylor > TNA
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PSN: SirHankScorpio
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Maybe they don't want to compete with SmackDown!
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He's Here
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well there contract was up and they were moving anyway i just wish they had allready signed with ether spike or wgn before they left.
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