Favorite Heenan QUOTES

**Nark Order** · 05-26-2005, 09:20 PM

So I picked up this 'WWE Best of the IC Title matches' DVD yesterday and there's a match with Bret "The Hitman" Hart vs Skinner. It was an ok match but I'd have to say that the best thing about it was Heenan. That man is hilarious.

Skinner starts choking Hart with his trademark Alligator claw.

Ross: He really should be getting disqualified right now but the referee can't see it.

Heenan: Disqualified? Where in the rule book does it say that you aren't allowed the attack people with alligator claws?

Ross: Well, I would think that it would fall under the "No foreign objects" rule.

Heenan: No, no. That's only if we don't know what the object is. We KNOW that that's an alligator claw. Perfectly legal.

I was laughing. So, what is one of your favorite Heenan quotes? He's had a billion.

05-26-2005, 09:20 PM	#1
Nark Order Soundly Defeated Wadding Posts: 40,590	Favorite Heenan QUOTES So I picked up this 'WWE Best of the IC Title matches' DVD yesterday and there's a match with Bret "The Hitman" Hart vs Skinner. It was an ok match but I'd have to say that the best thing about it was Heenan. That man is hilarious. Skinner starts choking Hart with his trademark Alligator claw. Ross: He really should be getting disqualified right now but the referee can't see it. Heenan: Disqualified? Where in the rule book does it say that you aren't allowed the attack people with alligator claws? Ross: Well, I would think that it would fall under the "No foreign objects" rule. Heenan: No, no. That's only if we don't know what the object is. We KNOW that that's an alligator claw. Perfectly legal. I was laughing. So, what is one of your favorite Heenan quotes? He's had a billion. Narcissus spite tour of 2020. I have kids.