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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Holy fuck Charlie! Bump from Smackdown last night
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Cranky Kong
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Don't you mean botch from Smackdown last night? Or is that Morgan's fault?
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Cranky Kong
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So did Charlie get hurt there?
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As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Looks like one badass piledriver.
But seriously, it's good to see that Charlie was able to get up after that. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Nothing says "petty bitch" like Anybody Thrilla...
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Cranky Kong
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Whatever you say, Kane Knight. Obviously I was just inquiring as to what really went down there, but yeah, I'm a petty bitch.
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*Oh Sh*t*
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![]() but really that was a sick looking thing there |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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You're a pisspoor liar, mang. |
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Cranky Kong
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How did I phrase it? And I dunno if you noticed the "Or was that Morgan's fault?" right after it.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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That was part of the phrasing, so I guess I DID notice it.
But I can see how you'd think I missed it. You were very discreet in slipping it in at the end of an incredibly long post. |
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Cranky Kong
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What the fuck are you talking about? That post was two sentences.
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R.I.P Tanner
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that is why I think they should call him Hardcore Haas
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Cranky Kong
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He hasn't paid his dues for that nickname, and you know it, chump!
He has to start off as Charlie "Spark Plugg" Haas. |
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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When I saw that on Smackdown the first and only word out of my mouth was....
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNN I thought he was hurt or something but he jumped right back up and did a little screaming pose right thing to show that he was pumped up. I thought it was gonna be one huge injury. |
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I was
at first, like OLY SHIT! and then he popped straight back up, no selling a potential career ending injury like the Ultimate Warrior, so I was like cuz he started growling excitedly and going AHHHHHHHHWWWWWWW!!!!!But yeah, that was sick, then hilarious. I say it's mostly Haas's fault there. He can get more distance, and Morgan was prolly expecting it. It was a split second, so Morgan couldn't have really adjusted too well except possibly at the end. A veteran might have been able to help out Haas, but I wouldn't blame Morgan at all. Good to know Haas is alright... he can tell that story to his kids one day. "One time, after I took some 'Warrior pills'..." |
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R.I.P Tanner
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you mean, that one faithful day I took advice from lita...
sorry couldnt resist |
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ROFLMAO
well played. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Buyt wouldn't that only work if he had hurt himself? Like reconstructive surgery hurt himself? |
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It's Hammer Time
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IS it wrong that I find that gif hilarious to watch? It's like... He's going... He's going! He's gonna make it! And then suddenly his trajectory goes straight downwards.
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XBL TAG : Mootkinstein
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How do you get to meet all these wrestlers dave?
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Formerly Ġohâń3k
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seems there can never be a thread with only one of the following words:
Botch, Lita |
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1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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not gayo
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Charlie has to start pumping some major iron and eating like a fat pig, while also forgetting all about his in-ring skill. I mean, he is already set up for an awesome gimmick with his last name being Haas, which sounds incredibly close to hoss.
IT'LL SELL! |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Thats why they call that a Suicide Dive
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Wow, Charlie can sure run fast.
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after he fell, i was like, SHIT.. then he gets back up and im like.. okay
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Haas seemed very Benjamin-like last night, and he had his Paul London-isms going and everything.
The one thing going through my mind besides "I hope he's OK." is "That'll probably be the last time Charlie Haas gets a shot at that move.", which I hope is not true, because Haas' suicide dive is a lot better than most others, IMO. He slices over the top rope and practically torpedos his opponent, which looks pretty devasting. A lot of other guys just glide, and it is a lot safer, but it doesn't look quite as awesome. |
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Shadow Conspircy leader
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Wow..............just wow.
Almost as bad as Lita's suicide dive that got turned into a DDT. Almost. |
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