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Old 06-15-2005, 12:43 AM   #1
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Create an offensive gimmick
The most outrageous, offensive gimmick you could possibly think of...

I saw this somewhere else and thought we could try it here...

The gimmick I'm thinking of, portrayed by Orlando Jordan perhaps, would be called The Juice. He would come to the ring wearing black gloves, and brandishing a (fake) knife. He would be managed by Clarance Mason (remember him?) and would be wearing a bloody t-shirt that says "I still love you Nicole." His entrance video would show him driving around in a white Ford Bronco.

Now look guys, we're not saying we would WANT to see a gimmick like this... not at all. But suppose you were a writer during the "Attitude" era and had to make a new character. What would you do?
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Old 06-15-2005, 12:45 AM   #2
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LOL oh man. Where to start?
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Old 06-15-2005, 12:55 AM   #3
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I've always thought a heel Jesus that attacks faces with steel chairs would be really great. Ooh, and then they could have somebody portray Satan, who would be the face, who would always get ganged up on by Jesus and a bunch of angels with barbed wire bats and torches and crap.
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Old 06-15-2005, 01:01 AM   #4
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Old 06-15-2005, 01:01 AM   #5
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A real muslim with a beard who's video shows the twin towers being hit.......this is terrible.
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Old 06-15-2005, 01:09 AM   #6
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I've always thought a heel Jesus that attacks faces with steel chairs would be really great. Ooh, and then they could have somebody portray Satan, who would be the face, who would always get ganged up on by Jesus and a bunch of angels with barbed wire bats and torches and crap.
I used to make Jesus on video game Create-a-Wrestlers, complete with white robes and sandals. I've recently been giving him Chris Jericho's entrance so he'd hold his arms out like he's being crucified, then look like he's preaching as he walked to the ring. I always imagined him as a heel. Seriously.

If some guy came to the ring and started saying how he's the messiah, he's going to save us all, we need to believe in him or be damned for all eternity...well, you get the gist.

A person with Terrets (or however you spell it) would be offensive as hell, both to people with and without the actual disease. It's a very played out kind of humor as well, so I could see the WWE doing it.

Wifebeater 3:16 says "I just put your ass back in the kitchen!" It could be gold.
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Old 06-15-2005, 01:17 AM   #7
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Old 06-15-2005, 01:41 AM   #8
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Yeah, a heel Jesus would be cool.

"WTF people. I DIED on the cross. So you make it a holy symbol? What's wrong with you people? I was NAILED to one of those damn things! What made you think I'd want to see a bajillion of them hanging around churches and around your necks?!"
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Cena wins a Grammy on Raw

Cena: I'd like to thank WWE my mom and dad and last but not least Jesus-
*The upper part of the arena turns very bright and jesus floats down form the rafters*
Jesus: You want to tank me after you rapped about killin people and greed? No I don't want your thanks but at Aramageddon I want you in HEAVEN IN A CELL!
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Old 06-15-2005, 01:54 AM   #10
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A cancer patient. Smell the ratings?
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Old 06-15-2005, 02:10 AM   #11
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its not really offensive but you could have a wrestler come out and lose, and everytime he loses his mum comes out and hits his opponent with a rolling pin or a wooden spoon
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Old 06-15-2005, 02:12 AM   #12
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You could have two people come out dressed as penis's and call them the Johnsons
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Old 06-15-2005, 02:13 AM   #13
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TSUNAMI! The one man wrecking crew!!!!

Everytime he comes out, he's accompanied by a giant wave the drowns everyone on the floor and his opponent and the ref. Another ref comes out to make the countout. Therefore, he is undefeated via countouts. Always.
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Old 06-15-2005, 02:15 AM   #14
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Michael Jackson.






No, I mean really hire MJ. Before his matches, he shows video of him giving blow jobs to his opponent's son. Or fingering his daughter. Opponent goes into a flying rage, which allows Jackson to turn into a werewolf and bite the guy's ear off. The resulting loss of blood leads to a victory for MJ via TKO.
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Old 06-15-2005, 02:20 AM   #15
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Old 06-15-2005, 02:28 AM   #16
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No, I mean really hire MJ. Before his matches, he shows video of him giving blow jobs to his opponent's son. Or fingering his daughter. Opponent goes into a flying rage, which allows Jackson to turn into a werewolf and bite the guy's ear off. The resulting loss of blood leads to a victory for MJ via TKO.
That would go against logic, because we all know MJ isn't into little girls.

That's why they should bring in R Kelly to team up with MJ to form the deadly tag team of..."The Pedo Brothas."

STAND BACK! THERE'S CHILD MOLESTERS COMING THROUGH!
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Old 06-15-2005, 02:31 AM   #17
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I can see it now. R Kelly's finisher: The Urinator Splash

RATINGS RATINGS RATINGS!
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Old 06-15-2005, 07:33 AM   #19
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The Aborter- He would be an abortion clinic doctor who is introduced from his office a la Issac Yankem. He would come to the ring with an "abortion" kit.Whenever a face diva gets pregnant he would knock her out and force an abortion. His finisher could be called "The Fetal Flush"
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Old 06-15-2005, 09:36 AM   #21
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The Pedophile - Have him come to the ring and start to cut a promo, but then see a little boy in the audience and insist on him joining him in the ring for the promo, ala Eugene or Heidenreich. WHen the kid gets in the ring, have the wrestler give the kid an uncomfortably long hug and then stare at him in silence for too long of a time before his attention gets distracted again.

The Cleveland Steamer - The name gives itself away. Have him feud with "Super Hero in Training" Rosey so when the Steamer is ready for his finisher, it'd be kinda ironic.

Vince McMahon's illigitamate son - Storyline circa the the McMahon feuds. When it seems that Vince has finally seen eye to eye with Shane, the new kid shows up, sues his father for back child support and somehow gets the business from Vince.

Michael Moore ripoff - Don't make him political. Instead just have a fat stinky guy come to the ring and reveal to the world his "movies" about faces. For Example, have him show a video with him narrating about how he's uncovered a conspiracy that proves that Kane really is responsible for the death of his baby...and that it is somehow related to arabs. Or that Steven Richards broke his own nose...and it's somehow related to arabs.

Edit: Oh! I've got a really offensive one.

Owen Hart returned - Have a guy about Owen's height and build come out with zombie makeup on and wearing the blue blazer outfit and cut promos about how it's the fans fault he died. Have him reinact parts of the incident to remind people of the fact. IE: Have him stand in the rafters and cut a promo saying, here's where I was when I was about to die, or have him lay on the mat saying, this is what I looked like when I was first dead.
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Old 06-15-2005, 10:17 AM   #22
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Have Hassan come out to the ring with a bomb strapped to his chest and have him demand a title shot. THAT will get the media's attention.
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Old 06-15-2005, 10:26 AM   #23
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One that would not only be offensive, but might actually work...have a wrestler who is accompanied by a beautiful girl to the ring. Hell, even call her his girlfriend or wife or whatever. Have him play his character as a face, but when he loses a match, he beats his girlfriend out of anger.

Then, the next week he comes out still acting like a face, like nothing is wrong.

I guess Chaz kinda did this, but if done right, I think it could be effective.
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:23 AM   #24
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Owen Hart returned - Have a guy about Owen's height and build come out with zombie makeup on and wearing the blue blazer outfit and cut promos about how it's the fans fault he died. Have him reinact parts of the incident to remind people of the fact. IE: Have him stand in the rafters and cut a promo saying, here's where I was when I was about to die, or have him lay on the mat saying, this is what I looked like when I was first dead.
I think that one takes the cake, you sick bastard.
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:46 AM   #25
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Katie Vick's Lover - Have someone come out and say that he loved the segment with Triple H and 'Katie Vick' a few years ago. The next week, have him drag a 'dead' body (actually an actor) to the ring and have him make out with Katie. Then he has his match and wins via Katie Vick interfering. After the interference, she stops moving again. Repeat.

The Handicapers - Rehire Zach Gowen and have him come out dressed as a super villain called 'The Handicaper'. He's heel and feuds with the Hurricane and Rosey. After a few weeks, he starts bringing in crippled people. First he brings in someone with no legs, then he brings in someone who is deaf and blind. The last person for him to bring out is none other than the returning Droz. They get their asses beaten show after show because they can't do shit.

Jim 'Fucking' Ross - To expand on the tourettes idea, have JR develop tourettes and have him spit out random curses while calling a match. He eventually develops the rare 'food tourettes' where he starts talking about food at innapropriate times.... Wait a minute.....

The Grave Digger - This guy is kind of like the old Undertaker. He talks about grave yards and goes to them and stuff. There's a catch, though. He digs up dead bodies and eats them. He brings garbage bags down to the ring from his latest romp through the grave yard, gets out a spoon, and digs into some fresh brains. His opponents don't even go to the ring because of the stench.

Triple H -
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:50 AM   #26
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:54 AM   #27
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Edit: Oh! I've got a really offensive one.

Owen Hart returned - Have a guy about Owen's height and build come out with zombie makeup on and wearing the blue blazer outfit and cut promos about how it's the fans fault he died. Have him reinact parts of the incident to remind people of the fact. IE: Have him stand in the rafters and cut a promo saying, here's where I was when I was about to die, or have him lay on the mat saying, this is what I looked like when I was first dead.
I was gonna do that one. Damn you.
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Old 06-15-2005, 11:57 AM   #28
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what about someone like rikishi,(but way fatter), come out to the ring wearing only a serong with the back cut out and no under pants and holding a (insert whatever you want here). when he gets into the ring he drops whatever he's holding continuosly, and continously bends down to pick it up...........and i'm sure you can go from there
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Old 06-15-2005, 12:01 PM   #29
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I don't know, I would probably throw something together with gay nazis. or a bunch of stripers with dicks that flop around.
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or a bunch of stripers with dicks that flop around.
Wasn't that 3/4ths of the Nitro Girls?
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Old 06-15-2005, 12:17 PM   #31
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Old 06-16-2005, 07:13 AM   #32
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Wasn't that 3/4ths of the Nitro Girls?
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:22 AM   #33
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LOL at some of the replies ive read, this is pure gold
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:29 AM   #34
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Fingers - the wrestling leper.

He has to wear an all over body stocking by order of the higher ups, because if he touches you you get leprosy!

Every now and then he goes on a rampage where he pulls one glove off and makes people run from him in terror!

Best of all, he forms a stable called the Colony, made up of the people he has touched.
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:34 AM   #35
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PerfectOne has done some stupid things
George W. Shrub - In his promos, he makes broad, sweeping allegations about his opponents: "Kurt Angle killed Jesus! If you don't believe that, you're anti-American!" In his matches, even when he's pinned, a group of his cronies come out and try to convince the crowd that he really won the match. He also tends to call anyone who disagrees with him an liberal hippie.
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:34 AM   #36
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Fingers - the wrestling leper.

He has to wear an all over body stocking by order of the higher ups, because if he touches you you get leprosy!

Every now and then he goes on a rampage where he pulls one glove off and makes people run from him in terror!

Best of all, he forms a stable called the Colony, made up of the people he has touched.
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:42 AM   #37
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How about someone like Kenny from South Park. He keeps getting killed whether its a car running him over, accident in the ring, falling off a bridge, and the medics rush to his aid and pronounce him dead but sorta like the WWE in real life, the next week they just act like nothing happened in the past and just walks in the arena on the next raw/smackdown. Meh thats not too offensive i guess.

How about a dc sniper kind of character where wrestlers in the ring start getting randomly shot by a random person in the crowd and backstage
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:43 AM   #38
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He teams with a man called Johannes Dirtblood, the world's first HIV positive wrestler, as The Infected.

Whenever Dirtblood is in a tight spot, he blades and tries to get blood on his opponent.
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:46 AM   #39
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A crackhead wrestler.

He's actually not bad in the ring, although he's skinny as hell and really just brawls. He can move faster than you'd believe possible.

He's actually good enough in the ring that he wins the IC title... then sells it for a few rocks.
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:49 AM   #40
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you're on fire Lamuella!
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