The Coach has made RAW's announcing worse.

**PureHatred** · 07-06-2005, 12:22 AM

Fisr off, I'm going to admit that I alread hate The Coach. He sucks the life out of every single segment I see him in. Nothing about him amuses me.

But that's not why adding him to JR & The King fucked things up even more.

See....the reason why I hate those two is that they're so busy seling their characters and spewing out catchphrases that they don't actually bother to call the match. Missing the names of the moves is just a part of it. They miss most of the psychology that is going on, they screw up the names of wrestlers, etc...

What would have been perfect was to get an actual, objective play by play man to carry the match and let JR & King do the shill work.

But what does the Coach bring? A super heel announcer. Just great. That's what they needed. Forget that SD's announce team has no heel announcer and its clearly the better of the two. Lets add The Coach so he can remind the audience who to boo for. Because we're idiots.

We'll never question why they never bothered to mention that the World Champion was drafted. Or why none of the three mentioned that Cena had just beaten Y2J and that two weeks ago these two were at each others throats in the back. Or that instead of acting as though Hogan and HBK had never teamed up, mention that they were unbeaten. Or when King brought up JR's incident with Kane, how Coach didn't knock that out of the park by bringing it up to fill in the audience (and throw it in his face).

In general, the threesome now detracts even more from the broadcast.

07-06-2005, 12:22 AM	#1
PureHatred Instant Credibility Posts: 2,979	The Coach has made RAW's announcing worse. Fisr off, I'm going to admit that I alread hate The Coach. He sucks the life out of every single segment I see him in. Nothing about him amuses me. But that's not why adding him to JR & The King fucked things up even more. See....the reason why I hate those two is that they're so busy seling their characters and spewing out catchphrases that they don't actually bother to call the match. Missing the names of the moves is just a part of it. They miss most of the psychology that is going on, they screw up the names of wrestlers, etc... What would have been perfect was to get an actual, objective play by play man to carry the match and let JR & King do the shill work. But what does the Coach bring? A super heel announcer. Just great. That's what they needed. Forget that SD's announce team has no heel announcer and its clearly the better of the two. Lets add The Coach so he can remind the audience who to boo for. Because we're idiots. We'll never question why they never bothered to mention that the World Champion was drafted. Or why none of the three mentioned that Cena had just beaten Y2J and that two weeks ago these two were at each others throats in the back. Or that instead of acting as though Hogan and HBK had never teamed up, mention that they were unbeaten. Or when King brought up JR's incident with Kane, how Coach didn't knock that out of the park by bringing it up to fill in the audience (and throw it in his face). In general, the threesome now detracts even more from the broadcast.