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Old 07-07-2005, 06:11 PM   #1
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Was Kerwin White Right?
I just thought this article from WWE.COM would be worth a few cheap laughs...

Was Kerwin White Right?
July 6, 2005

This past Monday night, Chavo, one of RAW's newest Superstars, appeared on television looking a bit different.

The one-time proud member of the famous Guerrero wrestling family had dyed his short black hair blonde. Additionally, his nicely pressed button-down shirt was tucked into his khaki pants. Chavo also had his new green sweater draped over his shoulders. In all his years in wrestling, nobody had ever seen Guerrero looking like this.

The change in his look wasn’t the only new thing about Chavo. The former Cruiserweight Champion went on to explain that he was denouncing his Hispanic heritage. Further driving his point home, he had his name legally changed to Kerwin White (WATCH).

According to White, his Hispanic heritage was holding him back from reaching his full potential. The man once known as Chavo then went on to announce that he was joining middle-class America. The change in look and name, according to White, was designed to help White reach his full potential.

Just one day after the newly-named Kerwin White denounced his Hispanic heritage, traffic to his Superstar section on WWE.com saw an amazing spike in numbers. On Tuesday, July 5, Kerwin White’s Superstar section saw three times more traffic than Chavo's Superstar section saw for the entire month of June.

Was White right? Will denouncing his Hispanic heritage help him reach his full potential? You’ll have to stay tuned to RAW for that answer. One thing’s for sure, however, Kerwin White is already one of the most popular Superstars on WWE.com.

Click Here for Kerwin White's superstar section.
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Old 07-07-2005, 06:12 PM   #2
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Just one day after the newly-named Kerwin White denounced his Hispanic heritage, traffic to his Superstar section on WWE.com saw an amazing spike in numbers. On Tuesday, July 5, Kerwin White’s Superstar section saw three times more traffic than Chavo's Superstar section saw for the entire month of June.
Yeah, that's our fault.
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Old 07-07-2005, 06:23 PM   #3
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Bring back the Mean Street Posse as his gang.
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Old 07-07-2005, 11:24 PM   #4
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Bring back the Mean Street Posse as his gang.
Y'know, I was thinking much the same thing after that segment. Maybe instead of bringing them back, repackage Eugene...and er...Danny Basham...and um...Rob Conway as the new Mean Street Posse?
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Old 07-07-2005, 11:30 PM   #5
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I was thinking the same thing
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Old 07-07-2005, 11:31 PM   #6
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:15 AM   #7
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Old 07-08-2005, 12:52 AM   #8
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Old 07-08-2005, 02:08 AM   #9
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Old 07-08-2005, 03:05 PM   #10
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If he's going to be joining middle-class america, shouldn't he drop the whole hating hispanics thing and start complaning about gas prices, his kid's soccer coach, and the speed limit in front of his house?
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Old 07-08-2005, 03:10 PM   #11
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Lol, well obvioulsy his page would get a spike in numbers if all of a sudden, a guy known as Chavo Guerrero for years suddenly changes to Kerwin White.
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Old 07-08-2005, 03:14 PM   #12
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I bet Matt Hardy got a lot of hits when he called Edge "Feces." That really worked out well for him, didn't it?

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Old 07-08-2005, 04:57 PM   #13
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We only visited it more to see what the hell they had done to Chavo.

btw. I always thought he was bald, not blonde.
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Old 07-08-2005, 05:18 PM   #14
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Is it just me, or does Kerwin White remind you of George Costanza?
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Old 07-08-2005, 09:10 PM   #15
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I went to Chavo's bio when I saw a news article talking about how Chavo's bio has been updated to include his new character.

I am really looking forward to hearing his new theme music. I don't know why, but I can imagine some middle-aged American guy or some young American girl going "Ooooooooo Kerwin!" leading into a violin version of his lWo theme.
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Old 07-08-2005, 10:53 PM   #16
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Oooooooh...Kerwin still sounds too ethnic.

We need something totally whitebread. Donna Reed shit.
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Old 07-09-2005, 04:56 AM   #17
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Oooooooh...Kerwin still sounds too ethnic.

We need something totally whitebread. Donna Reed shit.
Like Pamela E. Lee?
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Old 07-09-2005, 11:29 AM   #18
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I was thinking he could do the Carlton Dance coming out.
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Old 07-09-2005, 12:07 PM   #19
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They should do an angle where kerwin gets arrested. Just so people can bring signs saying "Free Kerwin White". Of course for that angle to work he'd have to be hispanic again.
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