Why the Hassan Gimmick works

[FourFifty]

Do I really need to say more?
What's that, I do? Fine

A few weeks ago I was watching the Hassan promo that got taken off of SmackDown when a friend of mine came into the room. "What the fuck? Is that a Haji?" (or however you spell it) She was PISSED that I was listening to an "Arab."
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I downloaded Hassan's theme music and put it on CD. I listened to it in the parking lot at work during my lunch break and people gave me all of these dirty looks.

Hassan draws heat, heat means ratings. It's a stupid ass idea to drop Hassan. Let him come back to Raw and cut a promo about how he was to real for SmackDown and UPN, how they wanted to censor him and take away his rights....

Please don't go Hassan....