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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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When Batista spoke last week on Smackdown...
Be honest, how many people started thinking aof that Abominable Snowman from Looney Toons? You know, "I will name him George, and I will love him and squeeze him and hold him and pat him and..."
I kept thinking "You took a cheap shot, George." And I pictured a giant Dave grabbing JBL and spanking him. “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”--John Rogers |
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Capcom's Corporate Champ
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I know one thing, it sounded scripted and lame as crap.
I dunno who feeds Batista those kind of cheesy lines, but they sucked. |
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Believe it or not, it kind of reminded me of Sting for some reason.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I DON'T LIKE BULLIES!
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![]() I was laughing my ass off at the promo. |
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You had the nerve...the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERVE!
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Herp a derp, and so on
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Why I OUGHTTA...!
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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TO THE MOON, BRADSHAW!
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The Next Great One н˛
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When ever Batista talks, he has the same pace as Ric Flair.
I can't be the only one to notice this. |
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Dave Youell 4 M O D
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he may have the same pace as naitch but there will never be another promo man like flair
like rvd's theme he's truely one of a kind |
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The Great Pink Hope
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The Great Pink Hope
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Flair goes slowly through his promos to be dramatic and emphasis the power of the words he is saying. Batista goes slowly through his promos because he's an idiot, has forgotton his lines and is trying to remember them.
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One Of A Kind
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I laughed when Batista did that stupid pose during the middle of his promo, infact i laugh everytime he does it.Its just that when your speaking, that is not the best time to do it.
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The Great Pink Hope
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Interviwer - "Hello, Mr Batista, come in have a seat" Dave - "Thank you." Interviwer - "So, lets cut to the chase. What can you bring to Fed-Ex?" Dave - "Well, sir, I'm a very dedication individual. I love challenges, working towards goals and targets and... GRRRRRRR!!!!!" Interviewer - "We'll be in touch" |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The Great Pink Hope
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Nothing says serious champion like looking like that emo fuckwit singer from the Deftones.
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Though he would probably say thank you twice like this.. "Thank you sir, THAAAAAAAAANK YOU!" |
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The Great Pink Hope
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Who wouldn't want a Batista in their office? Handing in reports would be more fun as a weekend with batman.
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The Great Pink Hope
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It sounds like one of those generic themes on the Smackdown PS games for your create-a-wrestler.
*Random guitar riff and heavy drums* |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Batista's a mixed blessing. He's been pushed in part because he's been getting HUUUUUUUUUGE pops a lot of the time. This is good. IT means the WWE was paying attention. The problem is, they seem to be like, "Well, what do we do now?" It's funnier because it's the sorta thing you'd expect to see tagging with Heidenreich.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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The Great Pink Hope
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Meh, you're right. At least they haven't gotten him utter some random catchphrase over the start of the song (e.g. Shelton Benjamin, Faarooq, Stevie Richards).
That be terrible |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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I'M A DANCING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL *Cue Batista's music. |
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The Great Pink Hope
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I'd rep you for that but you don't need it/care.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Even better...For some reason I have an image of BAtista pausing to do his little fireworks dance, and three words BLARING...
"POLKA! POLKA! POLKA!" |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Dave: You took a cheap shot at me, KK...You too a CHEAP SHOT."
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The hell with JBL!!!
I cant stand JBL, I can only tollerate him! He was a wimpy WWE Champion!
Everytime he'd be like 'I AM....A....WRESTLING GOD' shit would annoy me lol. I think WWE needs to fire him, hell 'Bradshaw' was gay, but not like JBL lol.
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It's Clobbering Time!
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JBL is a wrestling *deep breath* GOD!
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I disagree
JBL is a jackass is what he is, he's a sorry excuse for a Champion!
He always has to have his lil bf come save him when he needs it lmao. I'm glad Batista kept the World Heavyweight Title, HE'S BETTER CHAMP! |
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Spammy Certified
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You got the NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRVE!
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EL MERO MERO!
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Batista: Repetition is my gift... It's MY GIIIIFFFTTTT!!!
**cue theme** "DANCE ! DANCE ! DANCE!" Batista: I wasn't finish with the p-- OH, WELL!! **random silly pose!** |
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Inno Knows.
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Herp a derp, and so on
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JBL: You look like Jane, and I will make you feel like Tarzan!!
Batista: Why I OUGHTA...! JBL: Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!!! Batista: Oh! A WISE guy! [dances] |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Notice a pattern? |
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