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Old 01-20-2004, 04:49 PM   #1
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If they did commercials
make up possible commercials.

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Vince: Hey RVD i have some good news!

RVD: You're gonna give me a push?

Vince: Uh, no. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:03 PM   #2
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*Triple H and Stephanie are sitting at the dinner table. Triple H is eating a big steak.*

STEPH: Hunter! I thought we were dieting!
HHH: It's okay. I had Subway for lunch!
STEPH: Subway, huh...?

*Cut to Steph's office. She's sitting at her desk, a contented look on her face. Triple H enters. Suddenly, Kurt Angle emerges from under Steph's desk and walks out. Trips looks after him, then turns to Steph...*

STEPH: It's okay. I had Subway for lunch!
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:12 PM   #3
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*Chris Jericho is seen walking the streets of New York*

*Clip show Jericho losing to Triple H in Hell In a Cell*

*Jericho cringes*

*Clip shows Jericho losing to Triple H at Wrestlemania X8*

*Jericho cringes*

*Clip shows Jericho losing to Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania XIX*

*Jericho cringes and tells some homeless man to step aside, junior*

*A huge montage of clips showing Jericho jobbing to half of the WWE roster. And alot more jobbing to Triple H and Shawn Michaels*

*Jericho shakes his head in disgust*

Triple H's voice is heard saying....

I'm lovin' it....Ba num bum pum bum!
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:27 PM   #4
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:27 PM   #5
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:28 PM   #6
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:29 PM   #7
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The Subway one'd be better if Steph booked HHH to lose...

Then said, "It's okay, I had subway!" Just IMHTTO
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:29 PM   #8
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If I could be serious for a moment...

You know, it's hard getting enough blood flowing to inflate THIS...
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:31 PM   #9
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:40 PM   #10
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*Some kid is at Foot Locker holding up a pair of shoes. Macho Man comes out of nowhere and starts rapping about those shoes*

Macho: Sup YO, it's me...it's MACHO!!, back on the attack, jack, if I wore Nike I'd be WHACK! instead I got Reebok, I am so cool, you should buy my new cd...don't be a fool! So tonight the party is crazy with Madness, Word to my homie, that rap I just rapped is total sadness!

Kid: Yo Macho, you suck!

*The Fabolous poster comes to life and Fabolous starts beating up Macho Man with the Reebok shoe as the kid jumps up and down*

Kid: Kick him fab! Kick him!

Director: CUT! CUT! CUT! STOP IT FAB! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!!! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!!!
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:42 PM   #11
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Why am I STILL picture the FFX2 commercials?
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:47 PM   #12
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*Slow pan up Stacy Keibler's legs... Close-up of the communicater on her right shoulder*

STACY: It's showtime, girls!

*That...familiar music begins to play. Lillian starts singing, Stacy jumps around with a knife, Gail Kim tries to shoot people...*

Ah, hell...
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:47 PM   #13
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*Kevin Nash's commercial consisted of nothing but bloopers, slip ups and blown spots. As a result, the commercial never really surfaced*
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Old 01-20-2004, 05:49 PM   #14
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word is Kevin Nash's commercial was to promote the Medic Alert bracelet
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*Slow pan up Stacy Keibler's legs... Close-up of the communicater on her right shoulder*

STACY: It's showtime, girls!

*That...familiar music begins to play. Lillian starts singing, Stacy jumps around with a knife, Gail Kim tries to shoot people...*

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Old 01-20-2004, 06:31 PM   #16
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*Slow pan up Stacy Keibler's legs... Close-up of the communicater on her right shoulder*

STACY: It's showtime, girls!

*That...familiar music begins to play. Lillian starts singing, Stacy jumps around with a knife, Gail Kim tries to shoot people...*

Ah, hell...
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Old 01-21-2004, 08:56 AM   #17
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Black Screen for a full 3 minutes................

Voice over:" Own a peice of WWE history with The Big Show's Greatest Matches, out now on DVD and VHS"
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Old 01-21-2004, 09:38 AM   #18
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Black Screen for a full 3 minutes................

Voice over:" Own a peice of WWE history with The Big Show's Greatest Matches, out now on DVD and VHS"
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Old 01-21-2004, 09:44 AM   #19
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Voice: Have you grown tired fo seeing the same played out stuff on Raw? Of seeing the same world champions? the same contenders? the same storylines? boring storylines? Austin? Long promos? Well we have good news. Bischoff has been out for a while and he is back with Vince to share the good news.

Bischoff enters Vince's office

Bishcoff: After spendin a lot of time out I have some real good news for ya Vince.

Vince: You finally figured out how to fix Raw? Raise the ratings? Make things worth watching again? New stories? New ideas?

After half a minute of thinking.

Bischoff: No. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switchin to Geico.
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:16 PM   #20
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HHH is shown resting in his bed; Stephanie appears in the doorway
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she slips under the covers...then the lights go out....when suddenly Stephanie says:

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Old 01-21-2004, 04:24 PM   #21
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:33 PM   #23
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Tickets to Wrestlemania XX: $500

Evolution t-shirt: $25

Cup of beer: $7

Watching the Ultimate Warrior make his comeback against Triple H similar to their match at Wrestlemania 12 = PRICELESS!

*kid wakes up from his dream and gets smacked awake by Ultimate Warrior himself*

Ultimate Warrior: Sorry kid, I ain't going to Wrestlemania. I'll be at the Psych Ward if you need me....giving a name for my pinky toe.

Narrator: Whether or not you're some idiotic nutcase like Ultimate warrior, don't worry, you'll always have Mastercard
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:34 PM   #24
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*A graphic appears on the screen that reads "Sunday - 10:20pm"

*HHH is shown losing the Title to another wrestler

*Another graphic appears,this time reading "Monday - 1:42am"

*HHH is shown waking Vince up from his sleep......HHH says "Vince,I
haven't had a belt on me in almost 3 hours...I HAVE to get that belt
back by tonight on RAW"

*Another graphic appears that reads "Monday - 9:05pm"

*HHH is shown smiling in the ring with the Title belt....

*ANNOUNCER: WWE - When You Absolutely,Positively Have To Get It
Overnight
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:38 PM   #25
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Also,I think that Coachman could easily replace the dancing Joe
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:45 PM   #26
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:10 PM   #27
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I agree w/ The Naitch, The Coach doesnt have enough muscle.
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:11 PM   #28
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We see some guy watching SmackDown on his TV. We see A-Train holding the WWE Title up in the air. The guy gets up and starts beating the shit out of the TV.

Narrator: Go ahead, smack your TV!
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Old 01-21-2004, 05:48 PM   #29
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Having trouble with intimacy? Cant keep an erection? That used to happen to me too before I found Viagra. HI my name is Shaniqua, WWE's diva.. umm..star.. Anyway, you can see me on Thursday nights.. doing whatever it is I do. Viagra has worked wonders for me. See what it can do for you.

side effects may include: uglyness, crossdressing, and believing you won a contest based on skill and ability.
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Old 01-21-2004, 06:07 PM   #30
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I agree w/ The Naitch, The Coach doesnt have enough muscle.
That's true...but Maven's not black
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Old 01-22-2004, 11:59 AM   #31
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Kid sits at home and watches Jericho and RVD wrestle to a good match. For the World Title.

HHH is not even at the show.

Thursday he is watching Benoit and Kurt Angle wrestle to a very impressive match. Not a McMahon in sight.

Announcer: Hallucination, another side effect of hunger. For everything else there is Snickers.
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Old 01-22-2004, 06:29 PM   #32
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That's true...but Maven's not black
He's half black, half white
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Old 01-24-2004, 11:18 AM   #33
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Any UK fans who read this, Mick Foley and Socko on the Egg Card commercial, just think bout it
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Old 01-24-2004, 11:44 AM   #34
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Old 01-24-2004, 02:52 PM   #35
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LMAO @ the "Where's the Beef?" the "Have it Overnight," the "Best of Big Show," and the Snickers spoof!
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Old 01-26-2004, 10:19 PM   #36
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*We see Chris Jericho, he looks to be staring at something. We then see that he's looking down at one of those Golden Hostess Twinkies. The Twinkie is getting closer, when suddenly the twinkie turns into the World Heavyweight Title belt, Jericho is promptly Pedigreed right onto the belt by Triple H. Jericho gets pinned and afterwards Jericho sits up and looks dazed.*

Jericho: Hey......where's the cream filling?

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Old 01-26-2004, 10:30 PM   #37
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FADE IN:

INT. LOCKER ROOM

{We're in a locker room that would be empty, were it not for the 275-pound MANBEAST sitting on a bench.}

RHYNO
Hi, I'm Rhyno for Elmer's Glue. Over the last several months, the captioneers at TPWW.net have used photographs that seem to indicate someone being stuck to something to poke fun at me. While I was hurt at first, I came to realize something. If I embraced by inner glueness, people might notice me. Therefore, I'm endorsing Elmer's Glue. Just look for the cow on the bottle. It may not be as intimidating as a rhino, but
(beat, big smile)
it's good enough for this Manbeast.

FADE TO BLACK.
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:27 PM   #38
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How about a Don Cheadle commercial?

Cheadle: (standing next to a ladder) We USED to use these to reach things higher up. Use them at home, at work, at schools. We USED to use these to fix our roofs, install ceiling fans, and change light bulbs. We USED to think walking under these would give you bad luck. We USED to. That was until Summerslam 1995. HBK and Razor Ramon. They USED these to beat the hell out of each other. They USED these to climb to the heavens and pull down their destiny. They USED these to catapult a whole new era of wrestling into the minds of fans. Without that match, there would be no Jeff Hardy, E&C, TLC. We USED to call these "ladders." Now, they are LADDERS.
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:29 PM   #39
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Howabout a Triple H "natural Enhancement" advertisement?

I mean, he's already had the testicles to try and pin it on working out...
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