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Old 08-19-2005, 12:00 AM   #1
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The horribly dreaded...SmackDown! Caption Thread (08.18.2005)
Shit! It was my best friend's birthday yesterday and I completely forgot. I'm going straight to hell.





























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Old 08-19-2005, 12:01 AM   #2
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Ooh! I wanna do this one first!


Eddie Guerrero shakes Giant Stevie Richards' hand while he sets up the ladder and briefcase.
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Old 08-19-2005, 12:04 AM   #3
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OJ: How could you? You're going to hell Terran!




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Old 08-19-2005, 12:20 AM   #4
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Old 08-19-2005, 12:53 AM   #5
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Sharmell gives Melina a piggy back ride because her legs are too thin to support her weight
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Old 08-19-2005, 12:54 AM   #6
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Old 08-19-2005, 12:55 AM   #7
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Sadly Smackdown was relegated to performing live highlights from Raw every week. Here, Booker T and Joey Mercury give their performance of HBK vs Hogan to rave reviews.



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Unbeknownst to many fans, Edge's briefcase had a long and dark history with Eddie Guerrero. But now it would have its revenge...its sweet sweet revenge and prove that HE was Dominic's father.
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Old 08-19-2005, 10:14 AM   #10
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Some wondered where Booker got his dental license.


Melina: OOH! I see I interrupted a "push" meeting. I'll come back later.


Eddie: Can someone put another quarter in this thing, esse ?


Eddie the Magician gimmick = Ratings.


Damn, the prizes nowadays in these crane games are amazing.


Their reaction to seeing a giant picture of Orlando Jordan in the ring.


Batista: HAVE A SEAT!! ...Get it? I have a seat.. in my HAND! HAHA, no wonder I'm the champ. I'm so damn funny.


Xtian: Oh, this looks familiar. Looks like someone's push is ov-- **SMASH!!**


Sitcoms... TO THE EXTREEEEMMMMEEE!!!!


The look of a man who has his winkie trapped in a car door.


I know he's been dead for awhile, but someone tell Taker that the Macarena is over!

--END.. finally!--
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Old 08-19-2005, 11:30 AM   #11
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Melina Is Shocked When She Finds Out The Hard Way What Has Been Going On Between Sharmell And Charles Robinson


Melina: Did You See That I Won I Really Won
Jilian: Dear God How Much Longer Do I Have To Put Up With This Stupid Crap...I Mean The Thing On My Face I Can Deal With But This Irritating Little Bitch Is Getting On My Nerves


Mercury Wins 1st Prize In The Irritating Bitch Toss Contest...And The Irritating Bitch Was The Prize

2 Go Together

Eddie:Rey Bring Your Wife Out Here Now

Eddie: (Thinking)Cause I Wanna See Them Titties Again Holmes


Eddie Explains To Everyone How It Was In Fact Him That Pulled The Briefcase Up Years Ago In The Match With Austin And McMahon


Batista:John Are You Alright You Seem To Have Fallen Down
JBL:I've Fallen And I Cant Get Up....Help Me Dave


JBL:Remind Me To Never Be Alone With Daniel Puder In A Locker Room Again
OJ:You Should Have Known That When He Made Out With Mae Young....I Mean Damn JBL If He'll Do That With Mae You Know He Would Do That With Anybody Or Anything For That Matter
JBL:Shut Up Buckwheat
OJ:I'm Not Buckwheat OTAY


Batista:I Said Have A Seat Dammit Now Get Back Up Here And Have A Seat


Where Will You Be When Your Diarrhea Comes Back


And Coming To The Ring The Tag Team Champions Heidendoom


Christian See's What Happens When You Are Taking The Juice When Juvi Streaks....Moments Later Laughter Was All That Could Be Heard


Crazy Gets Christian To See If He Has And Dog Shit On His Shoe


Randy:Hey Concession Man 1 Hot Dog Please


Randy Realises That Since Ashley Won The Diva Search He Needs To Find Her Bag At Summerslam
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Old 08-19-2005, 05:27 PM   #12
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Pity they didn't take the picture a couple of seconds later when Joey Mercury took the coward's way out and jumped through the window.



Melina and Sharmell's impression of "The Divas Magazine After A Fourteen-Year-Old Is Done With It" was remarkable.



Simply remarkable.



MNM and Jillian had to hurry Melina back to the locker room after the Dr. Jho side effects kicked in.



See? Even her top is delusional.



EDDIE: And that's why I say this. NEVER drop the soap when JBL is walking through the shower room carrying a ladder!



EDDIE: I'm thinking Arby's briefcase.



The new Eddie Guerrero action figure (with Case Throwing Action) was a big hit.



Eddie "Damocles" Guerrero rehearsed his new angle before the show using something a little safer.



JBL: AAAAAAH! SPIDER!


Meh. Not feeling really inspired right now. I'll try again later.
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Eddie: Can I have some Oreo's, God?
God: NOOOOO!!!



Since Christian doesn't get it, Super Crazy draws a picture of what Christian's future: Midcard Hell!
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Eddie: Yeah I stole Edge's brief case so he doesn't get a title shot. But I didn't just do this to save Raw. I also did it *long pause* for the Rock!
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Booker: Ack! A spider, sucka!
Joey: A spider-sucker! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!


Melina: What are you doing? Stevie Richards is MY man!!! How dare you!!


Oh, to be a ring mat...


Melina: Oh my God, that arm is just floating in front of us!
Jillian: We are SO HIGH!!!
Melina: Tee hee hee!!


Melina: Come carry me away, big strong leopard-robe-wearing man!
Joey: Okay, you've seriously had enough of the Kool-aid...


Eddie: Well if Chavo had pepe...I have...THE LADDER, HOLMES!!!


Now we know the writers have been watching too many cartoons. Wile E. Coyote? The anvil? Yeah...


Eddie: What do you MEAN there's a suitcase hanging above my head? I'm not falling for THAT one, ese...


JBL: Get your head outta my chair, idiot! I wanna sit down!


JBL: No, for the last time, I don't see anything up your nose!


Jordan: OOOOOOOOOOTAY!!


Batista: It's my chair and you can't have it! Nyer NYER!!!!


Animal: It's time for the last step...
Heidenreich: ACK! CAN'T...BREATHE...
Animal: You sure you haven't gained weight?


Animal: HAWK never did any pirate dance...


Heidenreich: Seriously, man, this thing's stuck on me.


Ref: So yeah, the sign said I had to be THIS tall... Are you even listening to me, Animal??


Christian: What do you MEAN there's an angry Mexican behind me, slashing my couch?


Crazy: Karateeeee... KICK!
Christian: Oh shi—


Late Night Talk Shows Gone Wrong, tonight on UPN.


Benoit: Hey, Buckwheat Surfing is fuuuuunn...


Ref: THIS MAN is the homo! Right here!
Randy: That'd be me!


Randy: What's TATERS, eh??


For a Dead Man, he sure freaked out when he was told there was a bug on his shoulder.
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Christian: God dammit Juvi, can you go a minute without taking your clothes off and going wild
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Booker:No Sharmell Charles Robinson is NOT a pie
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Old 08-20-2005, 04:21 AM   #18
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Orton Sr:I'm not dead
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