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Old 08-26-2005, 10:27 PM   #1
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Maradona Finally Admits he cheated. lol

http://www.abc.net.au/sport/content/200508/s1444638.htm

Yea, so he finally said he touched the ball with his hand. Should they all go back a replay this game now?

I found this part hillarious

"They were a little hesistant . They came over to embrace me but it was as if they were saying: 'We've robbed them'."

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Old 09-05-2005, 11:48 AM   #2
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Jokes on him the fat, drug-addicted cunt
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Old 09-05-2005, 12:44 PM   #3
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He admitted it years ago.

And he isn't fat anymore. nor a drug addict. And just for you Chavo, how does it feel knowing that a "fat, drug addiicted cunt" scored the single greatest goal in football history against you?
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:18 PM   #4
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He wasn't fat then either, so it's not really so bad. Portly perhaps, but not fat. Imagine how much he must've been snorting to be able to run that fast.
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Old 09-05-2005, 01:52 PM   #5
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He says he didn't do coke for another 2 years after that goal.
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Old 09-05-2005, 02:10 PM   #6
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whos maradonna
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The chick with the pointy bra who sang 'like a virign'
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Old 09-05-2005, 03:59 PM   #8
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He admitted it years ago.

And he isn't fat anymore. nor a drug addict. And just for you Chavo, how does it feel knowing that a "fat, drug addiicted cunt" scored the single greatest goal in football history against you?
No doubting it was a cracking goal. Probably the best ever. Still, I'm English and I'm programmed to hate the guy.
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Recently, Maradona said he couldn't have scored such a beautiful goal if it hadn't been against the honest English team, who didn't knock him down as most defenses used to do. "They are probably the noblest in the world," he added.



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Old 09-05-2005, 05:34 PM   #10
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It's funny because it's true. Look at Steve Hodge and Terry Butcher during the goal.
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Old 09-05-2005, 08:38 PM   #11
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what is going on here. someone post some sort of link or gif allowing me to see this goal
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That was the Hand of God goal.

At the 1986 world cup, Maradona (argentinian soccer dude yeah) scored a goal with his hand (WHICH YOU CAN'T DO IN SOCCER YEAH), got away with it and argentinia beat england and won the world cup and stuff.
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The Hand of God goal was scored by Diego Maradona in the quarter-final match of the 1986 FIFA World Cup between England and Argentina, played 22 June 1986 in Mexico City's Estadio Azteca. The legacy of this event perhaps best symbolizes the rivalry between the two football teams.
Animosity between the two footballing nations can be traced back to the sending off of Argentine captain Antonio Ubaldo Rattin in the England-Argentina match of the 1966 World Cup. In 1986 tensions were running particularly high, largely due to the recent Falklands War.
Six minutes into the second half the score was 0-0. Maradona cut inside from the right flank and played a diagonal low pass to the edge of the area to teammate Jorge Valdano and continued his run in the hope of a one-two movement, Valdano's return, however, was played slightly behind Maradona and reached England's Steve Hodge, the left-midfielder who had dropped back to defend.
Hodge tried to hook the ball clear but miscued the ball and it screwed off his outstep and into the penalty area, towards the area where Maradona had continued his run. England goalkeeper Peter Shilton duly came out of his goal to punch the ball clear, with his considerable height (6'1" or 185cm) making him clear favourite to beat Maradona (5'6" or 168cm) to it. However, Maradona (who was not offside, because the ball was last touched by Hodge, an opponent) reached it first — with the outside of his left fist. The ball rolled into the back of the net and, to the amazement of the English players, the referee (Tunisian Ali Bin Nasser) allowed the goal.
The Argentines celebrated (video shows Maradona looking at the referee with the corner of his eye) while the England players protested to no avail. At the post-game press conference, Maradona exacerbated the controversy further by claiming the goal was scored "a little bit by the Hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona". Video and photographic evidence clearly demonstrated that he lifted his forearm to reach the ball before Shilton; TV networks all over the world showed it time and again.
In his 2002 autobiography, Maradona did admit that the ball came off his hand:
Now I feel I am able to say what I couldn't then. At the time I called it "the hand of God". Bollocks was it the hand of God, it was the hand of Diego! And it felt a little bit like pickpocketing the English.
In 2005 he justified the goal as a response to the UK's victory in the Falklands War,'Whoever robs a thief gets a 100-year pardon.' on his talk show La Noche del Diez (The Night of the Tenth)
Later in the same match, Maradona scored another goal, regarded by many as the best goal in World Cup history, in which he eluded five English outfield players (Hoddle, Reid, Sansom, Butcher and Fenwick) as well as Shilton. In 2002, this goal was voted as the Goal of the Century. England would score once through Gary Lineker, and almost score again through the same player, but the disputed goal ultimately proved decisive, meaning England was knocked out of the competition. Argentina went on to win the World Cup.
For the next few days the English press referred to the incident as "The Hand of the Devil". Argus Software released a football simulation game for home computers entitled Peter Shilton's Handball Maradona. Maradona remained unpopular with the English press for many years and when he was later banned from football for drug use, the tabloid newspaper The Sun stated in a headline "Dirty Diego Gone For Good!".
After 1986, the next competitive meeting between the two sides was at the 1998 World Cup when Argentina would emerge triumphant on penalties after the game ended 2-2. It was most famous for the dismissal of David Beckham and the emergence of 18 year old striker Michael Owen, and some histrionic reactions from the Argentine players after their victory which upset the England squad more.
During the 2002 World Cup, the meeting between England and Argentina was one of the few times there had been so much attention given to a first round match. Commentators described the noon match as the "longest lunch break in history" as millions in England stopped their jobs and activities to watch the game on TV. England's 1-0 victory from a Beckham penalty shot, especially as Argentina subsequently failed to qualify for the playoffs, was seen in English quarters as part-revenge. In England, Payback for the Hand of God goal was commemorated with T-shirts displaying the result and the phrase "Look no hands".
When Shilton released his own autobiography in 2004, the famous photo of the Hand Of God moment featured on the back cover. Hodge, meanwhile, escaped vilification in England for his error which led to the incident, and managed to swap shirts with Maradona after the game, which became a very prized memento afterwards.
In August of 2005, World soccer star Diego Armando Maradona admitted for the first time on his new Argentinian television talk show, "No. 10 Live," that the score that gave the victory to his country in the match versus England in the quarter-finals of Mexico 1986 World Cup was scored with his hand.
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But come on, why does he even need to admit it? How obvious does it have to be that it came off his hand and stuff.

I did that (stuck my hand up for a deliberate handball, sort of a reflex reaction, my teammate had just been hacked down, the long ball clearance went about a foot above my head, i caught it and asked the ref why it wasn't a foul) in my semi-final 2 weeks ago (admittedly, it was just inside my own half) but while Maradona probably had more ability than I do, at least I didn't spend 19 years denying what I done.
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I dunno if Ferret meant post the other one i.e. arguably G.O.A.T. (to use an NFLism)
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I think you are all forgetting the fact that there was the biggest spider on the pitch ever, you can see its shadow when he scores the 'legal' goal. Its fucking massive!
I liked him best in USA'94 were he claimed he wasnt on drugs then scored a goal and went running upto a camera and he was so clearly on drugs it was funny.

The drug testers must have been sat in a room thinking 'who should we test' then turned,looked at telly and maradonna's there with hooves for hands screaming into the camera and went ' we'll test him'.

And what a surprise that the cheating asshole was found positive. A simpathetic acc can be found on http://www.vivadiego.com/usa94.html but from an english point of view the fat twat may have been a quality player but he will always be hated for his 'hand of a fat stumpy cunt' as I like to call it, and his punishment came 8 years too late for my liking.
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Why would that be? This thread is clearly about the Hand of God
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The ruling on the field stands. Argentina will be charged a timeout.
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come on I thought that was good
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lol @ the cunt having admitted this ages ago.

Got to give the guy credit though, the cunt's lost a fuckload of weight and was actually looking quite healthy, the last time I saw a pic of him.
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It wasn't the hand of Maradonna that touched it, it was the hand of God.
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