Smackdown Spoilers

**Jonster** · 09-28-2005, 05:06 AM

Stolen from: http://nodq.com/results/129886990.shtml

Crowd was good all night. The arena was almost full except for three sections that were tarped. It won't show on TV as it was on the camera side. Lots of people buying tickets at the entrance. Estimated crowd 3,600-3,800

The Dark Match saw Sylvain Grenier defeated luchador and former ECW star Antifaz in a short match. Crowd popped for Antifaz.

Velocity spoilers for WWE.com:

Right before Velocity started, Tony Chimmel introduced Stacy Kiebler as the special ring announcer.

The team of Nunzio and Vito defeated Paul London and Spanky (introduced as Brian Kendrick). Nice back and forth match. Nunzio pinned Paul London with the outside help of Vito.

Simon Dean defeated an unidentified Jabroni. Short and uneventful.

In Velocity's main event Chris Benoit defeated William Regal with the Crippler Crossface. Very nice chain-wrestling match. Regal applied several submission moves and gave Benoit a sick suplex on the outside of the ring. Big pop for Benoit.

Friday Night Smackdown:

JBL comes out dressed with a sombrero, Zarape, and a lifesaver; pulling a donkey and with a bottle of tequila. While disrespectful, he looked pretty funny. He talked about how he talked with Rey Mysterio' relatives who unlike him had no green card, and went on and on about illegals. Then, they introduced his tag partner Ken Kennedy who came out to talk to the donkey and calling him Tony Chimmel, told him he had no talent as a ring announcer. Mysterio came out to a new theme song along with his tag partner Hardcore Holly. Good match with Mysterio taking most of the bumps. During the match, Kennedy didn't take headscissors from Mysterio well and fell too late, which didn't look good. I'm sure they'll edit that. Match ended after Kennedy was choking Holly from the outside of the ring and, when he let him go, Holly turned around to receive the Clothesline from Hell.

They announced a match for tonight, Batista and Eddie Guerrero vs. LOD. They show Eddie in the back eating Mexican food, when Batista arrives and tells him he shouldn'tt eat that since he still looked pale from the previous week. Batista ends up taking the food from Eddie and eating it himself.

Melina is shown on the outside of the arena when Christy Hemme arrives riding a Harley. Melina complains about the noise and when she tries to hit Christy, she accidentally hits the helmet and breaks a nail which upsets Melina. That sets up a match between both divas. The Match was an OK Divas match. Christy looks a lot better in the ring. The aatch ended when Johnny Nitro interfered and Melina pinned Christy. Christy attacked Melina and before MNM (Plain and Peanut) gave Christy the snapshot, LOD hit the ring to make the save. Heidenreich came with the best Papa Shango make-up impersonation I've seen.

A promo announced an upcoming match between the Undertaker and Cowboy Bob Orton. They showed last week's incident where Taker was in the coffin instead of the mannequin. After commercial, Cowboy Bob comes out and cuts a promo on how he doesn't need Randy's interference to defeat the Undertaker. The Undertaker music gets a big pop and out comes the dead man. Just as the match starts, Undertaker shoots Orton towards the corner only to bump the ref. Then Cowboy Bob gives Undertaker a low blow and out came Randy Orton. Both Ortons attacked the Undertaker and briefly revived the ref for a two count. Undertaker came back and pushed Randy Orton when he tried to give him the RKO. Match ended with the Tombstone piledriver on Cowboy Bob Orton and Undertaker picking up the ref by the belt in a very funny spot to revive him and get the three count.

They showed the No Mercy commercial announcing the following matches:

Randy Orton vs. Undertaker
MNM vs. LOD
Rey Mysterio vs. JBL
Eddie Guerrero vs. Batista

Bobby Lashley defeated another unidentified Jabroni. After match ended, Simon Dean came to the ring to offer Lashley one of his drinks and announce another No Mercy match between them. Lashley stepped on his drink spilling it in the ring and beat Dean.

The Ring was set for the Peep Show. Christian asked people in the audience who understood to raise their hand. He cut a promo on how he pinned Chris Benoit and he deserved a U.S. championship match. Booker T (with Sharmell) comes out and cuts a promo on why he deserves a championship match. Out comes Orlando Jordan to say he deserves a championship match to which Christian tells him what he just said took him longer that a match with Chris Benoit. Teddy Long comes out to announce that he is going to let Benoit choose his opponent and to let them prove themselves, a three-way is scheduled right away. Good match with Orlando getting the pin on Booker. Benoit's music hit and out comes the Crippler. He first makes fun of Orlando telling him that he finally won. After teasing a match with each of the three he sets a fatal four way match for No Mercy.

Backstage, they show Teddy Long talking to Palmer Cannon when Vince McMahon arrives in Long's office. He wants to know what the match for Homecoming is going to be. Long says that JBL, Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, Chris Benoit, Christian and Batista will participate but between him and Vince, they say the match stipulation will be a surprise. The network exec tries to kiss up to Vince to no avail.

In the first main event, LOD faced Eddie Guerrero and Batista. This time, Eddie actually wrestled and got a pop from the crowd. Eddie came out to new music, I guess to set how he doesn't lie, cheat or steal anymore. Match started with Eddie and Heidenreich (with the Papa Shango makeup) wrestling and Eddie giving Heidenreich a low blow. Match was a good back and forth match with no signs of Eddie turning heel. Batista gives Heidenreich the Batista bomb and Animal makes the save. Right then, MNM hit the ring and hit Animal with a chair, followed by Heidenreich. Eddie and Batista fought MNM off, with Batista giving Nitro a spinebuster.

Eddie tried hitting Mercury with a chair but he ducked and gave the chair shot instead to Batista in the back. Before Batista turned around, Eddie threw the chair to Mercury and then pretended to be hit and laid in the ring. Batista rose to give another spinebuster to Mercury. Eddie sold that he had been hit for a while and then both Batista and Guerrero kept raising each other hand.

Teddy Long came out and showed Batista how Eddie actually hit him with the chair and set up an advance of the No Mercy match. First Eddie tried to explain but then hit Batista with the microphone. After a few minutes, Eddie grabbed a chair and walked to the back to lose via countout. Smackdown ended with Batista posing for the crowd for a while.

Biggest Pops:
Batista
Rey Mysterio
Undertaker
Eddie Guerrero during the tag match
Chris Benoit during Velocity

Biggest Heat:
JBL (many a****** chants in Spanish during his long promo)
Eddie after hitting Batista with the mic
Randy Orton

**Loose Cannon** · 09-28-2005, 11:16 AM

yesssss, XTIAN ON RAW MONDAY

**Favre4Ever** · 09-28-2005, 11:31 AM

This Guerrero/ Batista feud is the shit.

Orlando got a pinfall?!

**TerranRich** · 09-28-2005, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Melina is shown on the outside of the arena when Christy Hemme arrives riding a Harley. Melina complains about the noise and when she tries to hit Christy, she accidentally hits the helmet and breaks a nail which upsets Melina. That sets up a match between both divas.

Only in WWE

Quote:

They showed the No Mercy commercial announcing the following matches:

Randy Orton vs. Undertaker
MNM vs. LOD
Rey Mysterio vs. JBL
Eddie Guerrero vs. Batista

Holy crap, Rematch City!

**Nark Order** · 09-28-2005, 01:48 PM

Looks like an awesome Smackdown

**Splaya** · 09-28-2005, 01:49 PM

Xtian on Raw

You guys think he will interfere in the MITB match. Because if you remember when Edge was injured way back in the day, for the longest time rumors had been that the attacker was Xtian.

**Nark Order** · 09-28-2005, 01:51 PM

LMAO @ JBL in a sombrero w/ a bottle of tequila

**Nark Order** · 09-28-2005, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splaya

Xtian on Raw

You guys think he will interfere in the MITB match. Because if you remember when Edge was injured way back in the day, for the longest time rumors had been that the attacker was Xtian.

Would fucking rule, but no.

**Favre4Ever** · 09-28-2005, 02:16 PM

yeah i know, wasnt this close to the card from the last paperview?

**RGWhat316** · 09-28-2005, 03:00 PM

I don't get Orlando's deal. He can lose to Benoit a number of times in under 30 seconds, but he can beat Booker T and Christian in one match.

More Bobby Lashley should be good. I was definitely impressed with him last week.

The Eddie/Batista stuff still sounds good though. But Teddy Long ratting out Eddie? But still sounds like a decent show.

**Corkscrewed** · 09-28-2005, 05:10 PM

^ Goes to show you have far Booker and Xtian have been buried.

**The Icon of Elisim** · 09-28-2005, 05:25 PM

What do you guys think the Smackdown stip will be?

6 guys, who knows... maybe elimination chamber, but more likely a no dq 6-man tage

**TerranRich** · 09-28-2005, 06:13 PM

I say some stupid fucking 6-man tag. I want these tag match main events to end, unlesss it's a 2-on-2 for a tag team title, then that's acceptable.

**Jaton** · 09-28-2005, 06:14 PM

I've always thought of ECs as Raw exclusive.

**The One** · 09-28-2005, 06:31 PM

Well technically...they will be on Raw but still I doubt as though it will be anything cool. Most people hit it on the head with a six man tag.

09-28-2005, 05:06 AM	#1
Jonster Has an evil monkey... Posts: 7,299	Smackdown Spoilers Stolen from: http://nodq.com/results/129886990.shtml Crowd was good all night. The arena was almost full except for three sections that were tarped. It won't show on TV as it was on the camera side. Lots of people buying tickets at the entrance. Estimated crowd 3,600-3,800 The Dark Match saw Sylvain Grenier defeated luchador and former ECW star Antifaz in a short match. Crowd popped for Antifaz. Velocity spoilers for WWE.com: Right before Velocity started, Tony Chimmel introduced Stacy Kiebler as the special ring announcer. The team of Nunzio and Vito defeated Paul London and Spanky (introduced as Brian Kendrick). Nice back and forth match. Nunzio pinned Paul London with the outside help of Vito. Simon Dean defeated an unidentified Jabroni. Short and uneventful. In Velocity's main event Chris Benoit defeated William Regal with the Crippler Crossface. Very nice chain-wrestling match. Regal applied several submission moves and gave Benoit a sick suplex on the outside of the ring. Big pop for Benoit. Friday Night Smackdown: JBL comes out dressed with a sombrero, Zarape, and a lifesaver; pulling a donkey and with a bottle of tequila. While disrespectful, he looked pretty funny. He talked about how he talked with Rey Mysterio' relatives who unlike him had no green card, and went on and on about illegals. Then, they introduced his tag partner Ken Kennedy who came out to talk to the donkey and calling him Tony Chimmel, told him he had no talent as a ring announcer. Mysterio came out to a new theme song along with his tag partner Hardcore Holly. Good match with Mysterio taking most of the bumps. During the match, Kennedy didn't take headscissors from Mysterio well and fell too late, which didn't look good. I'm sure they'll edit that. Match ended after Kennedy was choking Holly from the outside of the ring and, when he let him go, Holly turned around to receive the Clothesline from Hell. They announced a match for tonight, Batista and Eddie Guerrero vs. LOD. They show Eddie in the back eating Mexican food, when Batista arrives and tells him he shouldn'tt eat that since he still looked pale from the previous week. Batista ends up taking the food from Eddie and eating it himself. Melina is shown on the outside of the arena when Christy Hemme arrives riding a Harley. Melina complains about the noise and when she tries to hit Christy, she accidentally hits the helmet and breaks a nail which upsets Melina. That sets up a match between both divas. The Match was an OK Divas match. Christy looks a lot better in the ring. The aatch ended when Johnny Nitro interfered and Melina pinned Christy. Christy attacked Melina and before MNM (Plain and Peanut) gave Christy the snapshot, LOD hit the ring to make the save. Heidenreich came with the best Papa Shango make-up impersonation I've seen. A promo announced an upcoming match between the Undertaker and Cowboy Bob Orton. They showed last week's incident where Taker was in the coffin instead of the mannequin. After commercial, Cowboy Bob comes out and cuts a promo on how he doesn't need Randy's interference to defeat the Undertaker. The Undertaker music gets a big pop and out comes the dead man. Just as the match starts, Undertaker shoots Orton towards the corner only to bump the ref. Then Cowboy Bob gives Undertaker a low blow and out came Randy Orton. Both Ortons attacked the Undertaker and briefly revived the ref for a two count. Undertaker came back and pushed Randy Orton when he tried to give him the RKO. Match ended with the Tombstone piledriver on Cowboy Bob Orton and Undertaker picking up the ref by the belt in a very funny spot to revive him and get the three count. They showed the No Mercy commercial announcing the following matches: Randy Orton vs. Undertaker MNM vs. LOD Rey Mysterio vs. JBL Eddie Guerrero vs. Batista Bobby Lashley defeated another unidentified Jabroni. After match ended, Simon Dean came to the ring to offer Lashley one of his drinks and announce another No Mercy match between them. Lashley stepped on his drink spilling it in the ring and beat Dean. The Ring was set for the Peep Show. Christian asked people in the audience who understood to raise their hand. He cut a promo on how he pinned Chris Benoit and he deserved a U.S. championship match. Booker T (with Sharmell) comes out and cuts a promo on why he deserves a championship match. Out comes Orlando Jordan to say he deserves a championship match to which Christian tells him what he just said took him longer that a match with Chris Benoit. Teddy Long comes out to announce that he is going to let Benoit choose his opponent and to let them prove themselves, a three-way is scheduled right away. Good match with Orlando getting the pin on Booker. Benoit's music hit and out comes the Crippler. He first makes fun of Orlando telling him that he finally won. After teasing a match with each of the three he sets a fatal four way match for No Mercy. Backstage, they show Teddy Long talking to Palmer Cannon when Vince McMahon arrives in Long's office. He wants to know what the match for Homecoming is going to be. Long says that JBL, Eddie Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, Chris Benoit, Christian and Batista will participate but between him and Vince, they say the match stipulation will be a surprise. The network exec tries to kiss up to Vince to no avail. In the first main event, LOD faced Eddie Guerrero and Batista. This time, Eddie actually wrestled and got a pop from the crowd. Eddie came out to new music, I guess to set how he doesn't lie, cheat or steal anymore. Match started with Eddie and Heidenreich (with the Papa Shango makeup) wrestling and Eddie giving Heidenreich a low blow. Match was a good back and forth match with no signs of Eddie turning heel. Batista gives Heidenreich the Batista bomb and Animal makes the save. Right then, MNM hit the ring and hit Animal with a chair, followed by Heidenreich. Eddie and Batista fought MNM off, with Batista giving Nitro a spinebuster. Eddie tried hitting Mercury with a chair but he ducked and gave the chair shot instead to Batista in the back. Before Batista turned around, Eddie threw the chair to Mercury and then pretended to be hit and laid in the ring. Batista rose to give another spinebuster to Mercury. Eddie sold that he had been hit for a while and then both Batista and Guerrero kept raising each other hand. Teddy Long came out and showed Batista how Eddie actually hit him with the chair and set up an advance of the No Mercy match. First Eddie tried to explain but then hit Batista with the microphone. After a few minutes, Eddie grabbed a chair and walked to the back to lose via countout. Smackdown ended with Batista posing for the crowd for a while. Biggest Pops: Batista Rey Mysterio Undertaker Eddie Guerrero during the tag match Chris Benoit during Velocity Biggest Heat: JBL (many a****** chants in Spanish during his long promo) Eddie after hitting Batista with the mic Randy Orton I have no signature.

09-28-2005, 11:16 AM	#2
Loose Cannon I'm all there is Posts: 31,811	yesssss, XTIAN ON RAW MONDAY

09-28-2005, 11:31 AM	#3
Favre4Ever Incoming Text Posts: 2,646	This Guerrero/ Batista feud is the shit. Orlando got a pinfall?!

09-28-2005, 01:48 PM	#5
Nark Order Soundly Defeated Wadding Posts: 40,590	Looks like an awesome Smackdown

09-28-2005, 01:49 PM	#6
Splaya 1-0 TPWW Chess Master Posts: 17,211	Xtian on Raw You guys think he will interfere in the MITB match. Because if you remember when Edge was injured way back in the day, for the longest time rumors had been that the attacker was Xtian.

09-28-2005, 01:51 PM	#7
Nark Order Soundly Defeated Wadding Posts: 40,590	LMAO @ JBL in a sombrero w/ a bottle of tequila

09-28-2005, 02:16 PM	#9
Favre4Ever Incoming Text Posts: 2,646	yeah i know, wasnt this close to the card from the last paperview?

09-28-2005, 03:00 PM	#10
RGWhat316 YesYesYes! Posts: 4,163	I don't get Orlando's deal. He can lose to Benoit a number of times in under 30 seconds, but he can beat Booker T and Christian in one match. More Bobby Lashley should be good. I was definitely impressed with him last week. The Eddie/Batista stuff still sounds good though. But Teddy Long ratting out Eddie? But still sounds like a decent show.

09-28-2005, 05:10 PM	#11
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	^ Goes to show you have far Booker and Xtian have been buried.

09-28-2005, 05:25 PM	#12
The Icon of Elisim Elitist Member Posts: 15,438	What do you guys think the Smackdown stip will be? 6 guys, who knows... maybe elimination chamber, but more likely a no dq 6-man tage

09-28-2005, 06:13 PM	#13
TerranRich Herp a derp, and so on Posts: 8,830	I say some stupid fucking 6-man tag. I want these tag match main events to end, unlesss it's a 2-on-2 for a tag team title, then that's acceptable.

09-28-2005, 06:14 PM	#14
Jaton BISONICA Posts: 2,681	I've always thought of ECs as Raw exclusive.

09-28-2005, 06:31 PM	#15
The One Boss Posts: 17,611	Well technically...they will be on Raw but still I doubt as though it will be anything cool. Most people hit it on the head with a six man tag.