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Official Pro Evolution Soccer 5 Thread
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Talk about the greatest footie game since SWOS in here… Picked up the Demo with this months Official PS2 magazine? I haven’t because the cunting Belfast city centre newsagents don’t have any stock? Give me your thoughts…and hilarious STD stories in here… |
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A PRETTY GIRL WENT TO
CHURCH, TO MAKE A CONFESSION TO A PASTOR, AND THE MAN ASKED HER WHAT IS THE MATTER. SHE THEN SAID MY BOYFRIEND DID SOMETHING BAD TO ME. THE PASTOR NOW KISSED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U SHE SAID NO, HE HUGGED HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U SHE SAID NO, HE NOW PULLED OFF HER CLOTH AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TOO, SHE SAID NO, HE NOW MADE LOVE TO HER AND SAID DID HE DO THIS TO U? SHE SAID NO, THEN HE NOW SAID WHAT IS THE THING HE DID THAT IS MAKING U TO BE CRYING, THEN THE GIRL SAID HE GAVE ME AIDS, THE PASTOR, THEN FAINTED.... AIDS IS REAL |
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Do you have a does of AID's?
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Everyone has aids.
Picked up the magazine today, although I haven't had a chance to play it yet though. |
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BAY BAY
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I've downloaded it. I'm not sure if I like this or PES4 better BUT I can say it plays much more like a real game of football. You can't grab Ronaldo and run through the whole team using just R1. You can still do it it just takes a little more skill. A Passing game is much more effective to break a team down.
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The Great Pink Hope
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As good as Pro Evo is, I don't think it'll ever top Sensible World of Soccer. I still dust off my Amiga 1200 to play that game every month or so.
Still, any new features in Pro Evo yet? |
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Played the demo quite abt, it's ok although so far the only goals I have scored are headers and rebounds from the keeper.
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#8 |
The Great Pink Hope
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Freekicks were notoriously difficult in Evo 4, I hope they're made easier in 5. It was such bullshit for your mate to foul outside the box when when you're one-on-one with the keeper, because you rarely ever scored from the free-kick.
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I almost always score freekicks on PES4 with van Persie
![]() Also, have they got rid of that shitty 'keeper standing rooted on the line' thing in PES5? |
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Smashing Blouse
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Cannot fucking wait for it, Pre-ordered so should be here next friday hopefully
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Just scored an absolute screamer earlier on the demo with Ronaldo. Was a half volley from about 38 yards
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The Greatness That Is Me
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I had Pro Evo 4 and the season mode was just meh but the game physics and gameplay were incredible and untouchable so I prefered it over fifa2005. With fifa2006 though they kinda made it like Pro Evo 4 gameplay (not exactly but diffently the best of the series thus far) but the manager mode is hella fun...
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BAY BAY
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*orgasms*
that was the only thing I hated about pes4 |
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Yeah,. I think it was just a massive bug because they didn't do it in PES3 either
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Is there still the tendency to blast the ball into your own net when trying to do a clearance, or does that just happen to me?
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I almost broke a pad after I scored an own goal like that
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My last one was beautiful.....ly bad. I saved the replay of it, it was probably the best goal Toure's ever scored, both in video game land and real life.
Pity it was for the other team ![]() It went something like shot, save, rebound, secondary shot deflected into the air, 2 people (Campbell and an attacker) go up for a header, it sorta goes between their heads then hits Campbell on the arse, Toure comes in from in front of Campbell to clear the ball and ends up blasting it into his own net from about 3 metres left of the penalty spot ![]() |
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lol
![]() Has anyone ever tried playing PES with a dance mat? Me and my sisters B/F did once, best laugh you could ever have with a video game ![]() |
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World Class Raconteur
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I can't wait for it. 1 week to go.
Everyone always plays a new Pro Evo and says "oh it's not as good" but new versions always take a bit of getting used to because they ALWAYS tweak the gameplay to a degree. Usually it's for the best, you just have to get over the fact that you are a bit rubbish at the new version for a while until you master the new gameplay. |
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![]() BUSTED! Its alright though thats cool, i just wish you would have told me in the Fifa 2006 topic. Im a bit meh with Pro Evo, the gameplays pretty good but it still feels like hard work to me. The goals you can score in the game are pretty awesome i admit. The response times are also like trying to turn a tank - THEY SUCK! ![]() So basically i think the best Pro Evo ever will be on the PS3. And thats probably when i will start liking the game - when the graphics improve and the game gets FASTER. Until then though im happy with Fifa 2006. ![]() |
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The only thing the FIFA games have ever had going for them are the licences EA have for all the real team and player names. That's all.
I gave up wasting my money on FIFA games years ago. It's not about being a fanboy, it's about what is true quality (Pro Evo) and what is merely flash and advertising (FIFA). I am always a fan of substance over hype. |
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FAIR ENOUGH I only wish you let me know all this in the other topic. Then i probably would of got on well with you. ![]() I gave up on Fifa years ago and only got this as a rental because it was on my queued game list (i rent games online) and i have to say i was pleasantly suprised. The game plays well, the commentarys great. The games dont finish 11-1 or anything anymore. The games ive played against Sunderland have been close victories = 1-0 2-1 1-1 and so on. I think its a massive improvement. I mean the graphics could have been far better - they do become great when it zooms in on them but if only it could be like that DURING PLAY. Well i personally dont like Pro Evo as i say its too slow for me. It really feels like hard work when playing against the CPU. Its not so bad against mates but the CPU seems to know what your doing before you do it. Thats just my opinion though i respect yours. ![]() ![]() |
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Smashing Blouse
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Fucking Uni, Fucking Scheme Officer out for lunch.......I want my game.
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Are places selling it today?
I got it in HMV the day before last year, but apparently other shops complained about the agreement being broken. |
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Got it earlier, you bastards. I wasn't too happy after the first game, as usual, but after a few games I'm starting to love it. It's a lot more realistic, if that's possible. Players battle more for the ball, the tackling is improved, it's much harder to dribble and the shooting has been made easier without any increase in the amount of goals. Games are still very tight.
Free kicks are much better. |
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Oh it's beautiful, beautiful.
They've ironed out all the minor little annoyances from before. The keeper tracks the ball even if it looks to be going wide, sometimes he even saves it if it's just going wide. Player's don't randomly fall over on a constant basis when they are tackled, they battle more. Players don't do that thing where they slip out of your control for 2 or 3 seconds and run on a few yards when they get tackled. Good players hurdle slide tackles from the side or behind. They drop the shoulder and jink past an opponent etc. etc. Ronaldinho's ludicrous trick is in there too, and he appears to be the only person who can do it. That I have noticed, anyway. |
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Wait is this out today?
Has it got online play? |
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All Part Of The Plan
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Yes
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Bought it earlier and had a couple of games. The last Pro Evo I played was 3 and there is so much different.
First game I had against England (I was Italy) and was losing till the 85th minute and then I equalised. Then on the 95th minute I won with a header ![]() Had a couple of dodgy offside decisions already, which caused me to lose to West Midlands Athletic a.k.a Birmingham ![]() |
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Smashing Blouse
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I suck at it at the moment, but I fucking love it
First game was Scotland vs Saudi Arabia and I managed to throw away a goal lead and lost, but then beat them 2-0. Its wierd cos when I started I seemed to be only able to score headers, but now I've sorted that out. It is far more realistic, the game feel is good, it is much harder, but thats not a bad thing. My biggest annoyance is the amount of stupid free kicks that get given against you for such minor things. Edit mode is awesome, and there are loads of little things that make me pretty damn happy such as giving yellow cards to players who've commited bad fouls but the play has gone on, pretty hot. Gonna give it a razz on 1 star for a couple of games to try and get used to the handling. |
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My copy is in the post.
Gonna have to set up an online TPWW league when everyone's gotten used to it. Gonna be hot. I might even obtain ![]() ![]() |
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Nice to see they still have dodgy ref's, now I remember why I stopped playing this game at PES3.
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Loving the new game as always but again its like learning from scratch. i'm up for a tpww league!
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Already signed up online so look out for me.
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Anyone played this online yet?
There is hardly any lag, although when you get it it can be a bitch. Really made me love this game even more now. So far I'm 1-1-1, although I won the drawn match on penalties, so I don't know why it's a draw ![]() |
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![]() Curently on a four game winning streak online, I love going against the tards who say "I'm gonna beat your ass" etc and then I beat them 5-1 ![]() |
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Spicy
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Well to be honest i'm finding it pretty difficult to get going. Sucking masterfully, which is a bitch since i used to think i was alright at all the other pro evo's. I dont get to hammer the game though these days. any tips on good use of tricks to beat men on the wings as i was never any good at using the tricks on any of the previous games i.e the trick y'all use the most and find most effective. And i know its a faggoty lazy question but has any1 pulled off the ronaldhino trick? if so how! cheers lads!
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I'm finding it a lot easier against the computer than before. Suits my game a lot better. You can only really beat men with players who have good dribbling stats or technique, which is the way it should be in my opinion. Using R2 to go past rather than R1 is a good way of keeping the ball under control with a good dribbler.
The Ronaldinho trick is just tap R2 3 times, with Ronaldinho. He seems to be the only one who can do it. |
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It's Clobbering Time!
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I love this game. A lot tougher than usual but the gameplay is so much better, the graphics have improved and I just love all the little things like the way a loose ball is contested, the placed shot, the new skills you can do, etc.
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