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Old 10-26-2005, 04:25 PM   #1
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WWE Put The world Title On Matt Hardy
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Old 10-26-2005, 04:38 PM   #2
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Kane: Oh those chubby cheeks i just wanna grab em and squish em and hold em
Big Show: You're a HOMO


90% of the men in attendence and watching at home all said.....I'd like to pour that beer down her shirt


Ric: Why the hell did you tie this chord around my leg i'm Ric Flair dammit
Ref: Ric we're trying to help you now go with us peacefully so we can get you the help you need
Ric: Help i dont need help i'm Ric Flair dammit WOOOOOOOOOOO


Edge: I would like to announce to everyone that i am sick and tired of Lita botching sex so i'm giving her to Masters so they can botch it together


Mick: Kurt break the hold 1..2..3..4......ah shit what comes after 4


Eric: Oh damn Cena your breathe smells like Mae Youngs pussy


Kane: What the hell dont just stand there i'm on fire dammit


Micky Jay felt like everyone at home during this match


Coach: And i will not stop until my debut rap cd Chillin Wit The Coach hit's number 1


Steph is not impressed at all as Mick gives Steven Richards a high five for his very funny Stephanie joke


HLA Returns WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Old 10-26-2005, 04:44 PM   #3
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Rey discovers the counter to Blanka's famous electrical attack.
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Old 10-26-2005, 04:58 PM   #4
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Kane: Awwwww, what a cute little face!


*SCHLOOP*
Mick: .....
Steph: .....
Mick: ....
Carlito: ....
Steph: .... I think you've gained some weight.
Mick: Yeah..... Carlito, could you?
Carlito: Dude, das not cool.


Torrie: My... PRECIOUS!


Vince: I have an announcement....
Vince: I'M FUUUUULLLLL!


Mick: Uh, Kurt...
Kurt: Not now...
Mick: Uh... Kurt...
Kurt: NOT NOW MICK!
Mick: Kur-...
Kurt: WHAT IS IT!?
Mick: .... Hi!


JBL makes the ultimate face turn when he blows up the last of the Kane Halloween costumes.


The whole sign: My Dick has a name, it's S-P-A-C-E M-O-U-N-T-I-A-N!


Mexican Dad: Oooo, we're not in Mexico anymore...
Mexican Daughter: Is she going to be our new mommy?
Dad: Someday, honey, someday....


(Seconds before this picture was made...)
JBL: Aaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddd.... NOW!
*SNAP*
JBL: MUHAHAHAHA! WHO'S THE NAZI NOW!?


King: PUPPIES!
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Old 10-26-2005, 05:09 PM   #5
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I'm Rick Kane, BITCH!
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Old 10-26-2005, 06:09 PM   #6
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Historians were shocked to learn that Michaelangelo was a dedicated wrestling fan when they found this to be the real portrait on the ceiling of the sistine chapel.



Every male wrestling fan's dream: Giving Torrie a 'pearl necklace' while shes on her knees.



In this never aired Wrestlemania Goes Hollywood commercial, we find the big Lebowski parody with Mick Foley as the Dude, Angle as JOhn Goodman's character, and John Cena as one of the Nihillists. Seconds later, Angle will have ripped off Cena's ear.




Kane prepares to enter the nether regions to do battle with Shang Tsung and Shao Kahn.





Coach simultaneously doing his impression of Cowboy Bob Orton, the Rock, and Oklahoma
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Old 10-26-2005, 07:06 PM   #7
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Cade (thinking) - Hey its been about a month and I'm still on TV and a champion, so this is what a push feels like.
Murrock (thinking) - I can't believe I'm teaming with a homo
Ref (thinking) - I wish Murdock would bathe, and I can't belive I just touched a homo.
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Old 10-26-2005, 08:47 PM   #8
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RoadWarriorsLOD..I'm sorry to have to say this, since I like you and all. But..your captions are just not funny. Do you TRY not to be funny?
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Old 10-26-2005, 09:09 PM   #9
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Mick loved his new cup and wanted everybody to test it out.


Edge: Hey Chris, I can see you sneeking a peek at my girl, you want to keep those eyes?


Torrie tried to express her creativity by making the shape of a brain using her necklace.


Kanes never picked a suitable enterance for his new Ice man gimmick.


The fan in the white, grey and blue striped shirt couldn't believe it, after all his calls, letters and e-mails, Torrie wouldn't even look at him.
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King: "Wait.....they aren't walking to the ring!! They're FLOATING!!!!!"

JR: "BAH GAWD THE DEAD MAN!!!!!!"


And you thought the Heartbreakers were gay?


When the police arrived to record a statement, all Vince could say was that he picked up Michaels, grabbed Kane by the throat, and then they were never seen again.


And just like that, the referee realized the truth. The cheesy characters, the over-the-top confrontations, the ridiculous personalitys.......wrestling wasn't real at ALL!!!!!
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Old 10-27-2005, 12:59 AM   #11
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Just after this picture was taken, The Big Show was caught pounding his foot rapidly on the mat like a dog.



So THAT'S where Stephanie was when Triple H isn't around.


Mick Foley decided to take Snisky's foot fetish angle one step further, by letting Stephanie fuck him with her foot up his ass. Carlito thought...that DAT WAS COOL!!


Carlito was trying to warn Mick Foley that that speaker wasn't a pillow, but drastic action had to be taken when Foley still insisted on taking a nap on it.


FAN POINTING AT FLAIR: This is Ric Flair!
HHH: Thank you Captain Obvious.
FAN: He has a dick!
HHH: Yeah, he's a man, why wouldn't he?
FAN: You should suck it! It's the only way people will give a shit about you!
HHH: WHAT THE FUCK?! NOT AGAIN!!
Triple H starts punching everyone he can in anger.
OTHER FAN TO THE RIGHT: [thinking] Why did he have to do that again?


EDGE: And I just want to say, that me, Lita, and Chris Masters all suck ass, and we have no clue why we're still employed.


Rey was in position. All Lita had to do was move a little to the right.




The King was trying to tell these two women just how he wanted them to do it once they hit the canvas by flashing a logo across the front of his desk.



VINCE: Good, there's still a good 100 people that haven't left because of the udder crap we put on. Let's see how long they stay here when I deliver my big surprise: An hour long package of the best moments of TL Hopper.


Angle got knocked out when Cena forgot that the war was over.


John Cena was so happy to come out of the closet, he had the biggest smile when he swept Angle off his feet to commemorate the event.




CENA: ROPE!!
BISHOFF: Good, Cena, that's a rope. Now, can you tell me what color this rope is?


Kane was really liting the fire under his ass when he found out he still had a job in the WWE.


Stephanie wasn't happy when she looked at Foley, seeing that there was at least one person that had talent in the WWE that they didn't fire yet.


Here comes the S&M Crew, ready to do the dirty work. Only, the pudding's house is the other way.


Now THIS is bliss.


KANE KNIGHT: Oh look, the Texas Faggots are still being pushed. Imagine that. (Sorry, KK, had to do it).

Sorry if they aren't up to par. Had a bit of trouble coming up with stuff this time. I tried my best, though.
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Big Show(sobbing): "It hurts! IT HURTS!!!!!!"

Kane: "Just a moment! I need my tools. Nurse?"

Michaels: "Woah."
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Stephanie Mcmahon On Her Latest Bukkake World Tour









Well its the first thing i could think of that i laughed at!
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Old 10-27-2005, 02:34 PM   #14
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Kane, being ever so helpful, stops Show from sneezing.



What does the name of this pickup have in common with what a bunch of horny guys want to do with Stephanie?



Mick: give me my apple back!

Steph and Carlito: KEEP AWAY, KEEP AWAY!

Mick: (to himself) and to think they drug me out of retirement again to do this...



Carlito really wanted to read the invisible comic book, but Mick wouldn't let him...



Hunter: DAMMIT! I knew I shouldn't have let you borrow my shirt! How the hell am I gonna get this ring around the collar?



The real reason why the Hurricane's gimmick was trashed: Hunter wanted to be a superhero.



Flair: Look out, it's a trip wire. One false step and it could kill us all!



Masters: Hey baby, wanna screw tonight. You can botch fidelity with Edge.

Lita: *Botches Listening*



Rey's new foot fetish gimmick is ruined when Lita botches sucking his toe.



Victoria's breath is BRUTAL!



Victoria isn't happy to see that Mickey's ass looks even better than her's.



JR: (from home) ROCK BOTTOM! ROCK BOTTOM!



Vastardikai: Why is she offering the pearls to Ms. Piggy?

Hitchcock: I guess she got confused the term "Pearls Before Swine"



Vince: (to himself) I hope no one saw my Strawberry Shortcake belt buckle...



Cena fails miserably in his attempt to throw Kurt Angle at the fan's target.



No one cares to see Cena reenacts scenes from the Marine in the ring...



Mick points out a "Got Your Nose" gag that was more extreme than even Benoit's



Cena: ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bischoff: (in pain from Cena's screaming) ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Angle: (unsure of what Bischoff and Cena are screaming about, so decided to go with the flow) ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Both men reach for the last copy of the infamous "Count Fagula" tape.



Who knew that those flames can cause something similar to a sunburn?



Ref: How am I gonna limbo under this?



Cowboy Troy sings his newest hit.



The crowd's amazed by Stephanie's transparent wings making a rare appearance.



Steph: Dammit, he quit doing the gay Tomahawk chop...



Super Saiyan Edge gets attacked from behind.



Fan in Stripe shirt: (to himself) I'd love to give HER a pearl necklace...



Candice: I'm supposed to 69 Ashley now, but for some reason, I don't think this is right...



Lance got Taco-Neck syndrome from his last visit to Taco Bell. And Trevor is smelling the effects...



It's rare to see someone carrying Shawn Micheals.
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