You ever get tired of having certain debates with marks?

**BigDaddyCool** · 11-22-2005, 07:24 PM

For example, I'm tired of marks who just discoved then internet trying to convince me that the guy who used to play Kane is now that other masked guy on TNA (of course they don't know the character on TNA's name is Abyss). Anyways, I don't wanna get into a debate how Glen Jacobs has always played Kane. I wanna bitch about stupid ass wanna be smarks.

So what are some of the arguments you get tired of having to go through?

**UmbrellaCorporation** · 11-22-2005, 07:35 PM

I hear people get into the whole thing about how Hogan is "SO much more talented and athletic than Kurt Angle". That's at the top of my list.

**UmbrellaCorporation** · 11-22-2005, 07:36 PM

That, not to mention "ZOMG UND3RTAYKR ADN CANE R RELLY BROTHURS LOL".

Paraphrased, of course, but that's up there too.

**Cooler Tom Schuler** · 11-22-2005, 08:04 PM

The one I used to have to argue was that Undertaker and Kane were twins, that's why they didn't show Kane's face.

Thankfully that one doesn't happen anymore.

**John la Rock** · 11-22-2005, 08:54 PM

LOL

I recently posted a column on how my cousin thinks that Eddie Guerrero will come back from the dead and form a tag team with Undertaker

**Loose Cannon** · 11-22-2005, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by John la Rock

LOL

I recently posted a column on how my cousin thinks that Eddie Guerrero will come back from the dead and form a tag team with Undertaker

No, he's talking about marks, not the mentally challenged

**BigDaddyCool** · 11-22-2005, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by John la Rock

LOL

I recently posted a column on how my cousin thinks that Eddie Guerrero will come back from the dead and form a tag team with Undertaker

yeah, well that one is true

**Blue Demon** · 11-22-2005, 09:33 PM

ya...I've had so many people argue with me that more than one person was the Undertaker...I mean I keep telling that no, with the exception of the Undertaker Vs. Undertaker match, only Mark Calloway has played the Undertaker

**Nowhere Man** · 11-23-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Sascha

ya...I've had so many people argue with me that more than one person was the Undertaker...I mean I keep telling that no, with the exception of the Undertaker Vs. Undertaker match, only Mark Calloway has played the Undertaker

I keep getting the "there were 3 different Ultimate Warriors" one.

**wwe2222** · 11-23-2005, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Nowhere Man

I keep getting the "there were 3 different Ultimate Warriors" one.

thats a popular one from way back in the day...the fact he has come back and disappeared so many times (plus he was alot smaller when he came back at WM8 with shorter hair) that people think the real one died somehow, etc.

**PorkSoda** · 11-23-2005, 12:07 PM

I try to avoid these conversations with people nowadays.

Like a week ago, I was on teamspeak, yeah I don't know the dude personally so what, but we were talking about wrestling and this guy only watched clips of wrestling and just watched like 3 matches in his whole life and he's like 29. He was telling me about an interview with The Rock where Rock told everyone about the punches and stuff. I told him that when you get punched, they do hit you, I know from experience, but they don't do it so you get seriously hurt, which was his argument, and I agree'd. His whole argument was that its coregraphed and they're not really hitting each other and its fake. I told him that part may be a little fake, but when you take back bumps, that pain is real. You get sore from all that and bruises, which he admitted too. BLAH! He also thought he knew what was underneath the ring and then I told him whats under there cause I help set up and break down the ring, he was speechless after that

**Loose Cannon** · 11-22-2005, 09:34 PM

j/k.

had to do it.

**Savio** · 11-22-2005, 11:50 PM

My dad doesn't think most of them were crying for real on friday....but I gotta admit vince sounded like he was trying to push tears

**Kane Knight** · 11-23-2005, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Savior

My dad doesn't think most of them were crying for real on friday....but I gotta admit vince sounded like he was trying to push tears

Some of them sounded like they were faking emotion to an extreme. Most of them seemed legit.

But that's neither here nor there.

I was playing SVR with a friend, and he complained about drafting up Kurt Angle because he HATES kurt angle. That would be bad enough (I'm not going to draft a big name because I dislike him), but he then went on to say he sucked in ring.

**Pepsi Man** · 11-23-2005, 12:39 AM

I hate it worse when smart fans start to turn mark on me mid-debate.

I also hate it when people blatantly make shit up to try to sound smarter than they are. My brother-in-law does this all the time. One example that springs to mind was the time we were talking about the WWE being strict on copyright and trademark enforcement, and he was "surprised the WWE let Jeff Hardy use 'Jeff Hardy'."

I thought this was a joke at first, and laughed along with him, but then he stopped and was like, "No, seriously. I mean, you know him and Matt aren't brothers, right?"

**Dorkchop** · 11-23-2005, 01:09 AM

Some people tried to tell me that the black and white Sting was a different guy than the bleach blond sufer Sting. Surprisingly most of them paid attention to me and realised I was soooo right. Now I miss Sting.

My ex girlfriend's brother told me he met the guy who played backup for Kane. What the shit was up with that? And everyone has said that there have been multiple people playing Kane. You can tell it's always been the same Kane by watching him in the ring.

It's like a wrestler can completely change their hair, get a pretty new look and suddenly it's a different person.

**The Gooch** · 11-23-2005, 12:11 PM

I love when people join the IWC and actually believe the bullshit headlines on news sites that tell you to link to another site for more information.

"Jericho to be fired for comments made about Stephanie's breasts, click link for more information".

**Kane Knight** · 11-23-2005, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by The Gooch

I love when people join the IWC and actually believe the bullshit headlines on news sites that tell you to link to another site for more information.

"Jericho to be fired for comments made about Stephanie's breasts, click link for more information".

Those were hilarious

**Team Sheep** · 11-23-2005, 12:23 PM

I was talking to my Drama teacher last week, telling him I was pretty down because Eddie Guerrero had died. He said "I know how you feel, The Ultimate Warrior died when I was about your age". I was just like

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**Pepsi Man** · 11-23-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Team Sheep

I was talking to my Drama teacher last week, telling him I was pretty down because Eddie Guerrero had died. He said "I know how you feel, The Ultimate Warrior died when I was about your age". I was just like

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That's all you can do in some of those situations. Sadly, Jim is still alive, and I guess as well as ever.

**Xero** · 11-23-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Pepsi Man

Sadly, Jim is still alive, and I guess as well as ever.

LOL

**Pepsi Man** · 11-24-2005, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126

LOL

Meh, actually, I was a Warrior fan, and don't really mind him too much most of the time, but sometimes, the sucka DOES get out of line...

**Kane Knight** · 11-23-2005, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Team Sheep

I was talking to my Drama teacher last week, telling him I was pretty down because Eddie Guerrero had died. He said "I know how you feel, The Ultimate Warrior died when I was about your age". I was just like

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Yeah, there are four warriors, 15 stings, a baker's dozen Takers, and nine Kanes.

**NoRoolz** · 11-23-2005, 01:37 PM

"Remember Goldberg? How good was he?"

"If Cena's so shit then how come he's champion?''

**Xero** · 11-23-2005, 02:38 PM

"Wrestling is so damn violent, with the barbed wire and fire" or something to that effect.

I'm not just saying that to reference Sadistic, either, I've heard people at wrestling shows and people around who have said that...

**Kane Knight** · 11-23-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126

"Wrestling is so damn violent, with the barbed wire and fire" or something to that effect.

I'm not just saying that to reference Sadistic, either, I've heard people at wrestling shows and people around who have said that...

Yeah, it sucks. Everyone thinks we're all retards who think deathmatches are cool, or that wrestling hasn't evolved from the days of Hulk Hogan, or that we actually believe the fights and drama are real.

Not that it's NOT real...

**alvarado52** · 11-23-2005, 03:24 PM

the most commen one i get is 'Thats not the original Undertaker, he died' and i have to debate with them, but ive learned to stop trying to educate those who dont wanna be educated, so they can believe that all they want.

**The One** · 11-23-2005, 05:48 PM

Some of the more stupid arguments I have had...

I once had to convince someone, true story here, that Hulk Hogan owned WWE. For some reason, he was convinced, that Hulk Hogan was the owner of WWE, and Vince McMahon was a pawn.

I had to, painfully, argue with someone about Owen Hart...falling from the rafters was a storyline, and then he became the Undertaker.

The Rock is doing all these movies...because his gimmick tells him to.

Vince owned WCW the whole time...

And as everyone and their mom has mentioned The Undertaker, Kane, Sting, Ultimate Warrior...have all had anywhere from 2 to 7 people play them.

**Kane Knight** · 11-23-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The One

I had to, painfully, argue with someone about Owen Hart...falling from the rafters was a storyline, and then he became the Undertaker.

Except the Undertaker part, I had to do this many times.

**Xero** · 11-23-2005, 06:47 PM

Here's one. "Pfft, that blood looks so fake and I think I saw the baggie of (insert food dye/tomato juice/some other red substance here)"...

As far as I know, the only times wrestlers (nowadays, anyway) use capsules is when they need to bleed from the mouth, because that's not exactly the greatest place to blade for obvious reasons.

For some reason, you rarely hear them talking about blading. It's always some substance that looks like blood.

**Skippord** · 11-24-2005, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126

As far as I know, the only times wrestlers (nowadays, anyway) use capsules is when they need to bleed from the mouth, because that's not exactly the greatest place to blade for obvious reasons.

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Tsh I blade my trachea all the time

**Kane Knight** · 11-23-2005, 08:02 PM

WWE folks never blade. Except Michaels.

**Favre4Ever** · 11-24-2005, 01:11 AM

As much as I do like Hogan, when people who don't watch wrestling try telling me that Hogan has more wrestling talent than anybody. I just kinda put my head down.

**Kane Knight** · 11-24-2005, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by hulkamania320

As much as I do like Hogan, when people who don't watch wrestling try telling me that Hogan has more wrestling talent than anybody. I just kinda put my head down.

Yeah, but how many wrestlers are emo?

And Kane doesn't exactly bleed much.

**Volare** · 11-24-2005, 07:05 AM

has anyone been told by a parent that the chairs aren't relly metal but aluminum?? i looked at my mom like WTF!!

or that there was some kind of foam padding underneath the spanish announce table when foley was thrown off of the HIAC match at king of the ring 98'

**Xero** · 11-24-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Volare

has anyone been told by a parent that the chairs aren't relly metal but aluminum?? i looked at my mom like WTF!!

Actually I think that might be true... Steel shouldn't bend as much as it does when someone is hit.

Not 100% on that, though.

**Pepsi Man** · 11-24-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Volare

has anyone been told by a parent that the chairs aren't relly metal but aluminum?? i looked at my mom like WTF!!

or that there was some kind of foam padding underneath the spanish announce table when foley was thrown off of the HIAC match at king of the ring 98'

And tables and any other broken object are all pre-cut. Unless it was ECW. ECW was "real".

**Fox** · 11-24-2005, 06:19 PM

Guy in English Class wearing BATISTA shirt: "ECW was just a WWF rip-off!"

OMFG IMGOINGTOKILLYOU!!!!

**Xero** · 11-24-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Fox

Guy in English Class wearing BATISTA shirt: "ECW was just a WWF rip-off!"

OMFG IMGOINGTOKILLYOU!!!!

If he replaced "ECW" with "TNA" and "WWF" with "WCW", then he'd be 100% correct.

11-22-2005, 07:24 PM	#1
BigDaddyCool Pelvic Sorcerer Posts: 64,762	You ever get tired of having certain debates with marks? For example, I'm tired of marks who just discoved then internet trying to convince me that the guy who used to play Kane is now that other masked guy on TNA (of course they don't know the character on TNA's name is Abyss). Anyways, I don't wanna get into a debate how Glen Jacobs has always played Kane. I wanna bitch about stupid ass wanna be smarks. So what are some of the arguments you get tired of having to go through?

11-22-2005, 07:35 PM	#2
UmbrellaCorporation All That Jazz Posts: 3,310	I hear people get into the whole thing about how Hogan is "SO much more talented and athletic than Kurt Angle". That's at the top of my list.

11-22-2005, 07:36 PM	#3
UmbrellaCorporation All That Jazz Posts: 3,310	That, not to mention "ZOMG UND3RTAYKR ADN CANE R RELLY BROTHURS LOL". Paraphrased, of course, but that's up there too.

11-22-2005, 08:04 PM	#4
Cooler Tom Schuler Sleepy Bitch Posts: 6,336	The one I used to have to argue was that Undertaker and Kane were twins, that's why they didn't show Kane's face. Thankfully that one doesn't happen anymore.

11-22-2005, 08:54 PM	#5
John la Rock That's how I roll!!! Posts: 4,437	LOL I recently posted a column on how my cousin thinks that Eddie Guerrero will come back from the dead and form a tag team with Undertaker

11-22-2005, 09:33 PM	#8
Blue Demon WOOOOOOOOO! Posts: 12,237	ya...I've had so many people argue with me that more than one person was the Undertaker...I mean I keep telling that no, with the exception of the Undertaker Vs. Undertaker match, only Mark Calloway has played the Undertaker

11-23-2005, 12:07 PM	#11
PorkSoda Diabetes Coming To Getcha Posts: 6,826	I try to avoid these conversations with people nowadays. Like a week ago, I was on teamspeak, yeah I don't know the dude personally so what, but we were talking about wrestling and this guy only watched clips of wrestling and just watched like 3 matches in his whole life and he's like 29. He was telling me about an interview with The Rock where Rock told everyone about the punches and stuff. I told him that when you get punched, they do hit you, I know from experience, but they don't do it so you get seriously hurt, which was his argument, and I agree'd. His whole argument was that its coregraphed and they're not really hitting each other and its fake. I told him that part may be a little fake, but when you take back bumps, that pain is real. You get sore from all that and bruises, which he admitted too. BLAH! He also thought he knew what was underneath the ring and then I told him whats under there cause I help set up and break down the ring, he was speechless after that

11-22-2005, 09:34 PM	#12
Loose Cannon I'm all there is Posts: 31,811	j/k. had to do it.

11-22-2005, 11:50 PM	#13
Savio Spammy Certified Posts: 46,111	My dad doesn't think most of them were crying for real on friday....but I gotta admit vince sounded like he was trying to push tears

11-23-2005, 12:39 AM	#15
Pepsi Man Posts: 15,983	I hate it worse when smart fans start to turn mark on me mid-debate. I also hate it when people blatantly make shit up to try to sound smarter than they are. My brother-in-law does this all the time. One example that springs to mind was the time we were talking about the WWE being strict on copyright and trademark enforcement, and he was "surprised the WWE let Jeff Hardy use 'Jeff Hardy'." I thought this was a joke at first, and laughed along with him, but then he stopped and was like, "No, seriously. I mean, you know him and Matt aren't brothers, right?"

11-23-2005, 01:09 AM	#16
Dorkchop facebook.com/bloquemen Posts: 5,452	Some people tried to tell me that the black and white Sting was a different guy than the bleach blond sufer Sting. Surprisingly most of them paid attention to me and realised I was soooo right. Now I miss Sting. My ex girlfriend's brother told me he met the guy who played backup for Kane. What the shit was up with that? And everyone has said that there have been multiple people playing Kane. You can tell it's always been the same Kane by watching him in the ring. It's like a wrestler can completely change their hair, get a pretty new look and suddenly it's a different person.

11-23-2005, 12:11 PM	#17
The Gooch Enlarged Member Posts: 2,070	I love when people join the IWC and actually believe the bullshit headlines on news sites that tell you to link to another site for more information. "Jericho to be fired for comments made about Stephanie's breasts, click link for more information".

11-23-2005, 12:23 PM	#19
Team Sheep T�m Defaid Posts: 6,646	I was talking to my Drama teacher last week, telling him I was pretty down because Eddie Guerrero had died. He said "I know how you feel, The Ultimate Warrior died when I was about your age". I was just like .

11-23-2005, 01:37 PM	#24
NoRoolz dave ain't here? Posts: 2,709	"Remember Goldberg? How good was he?" "If Cena's so shit then how come he's champion?''

11-23-2005, 02:38 PM	#25
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	"Wrestling is so damn violent, with the barbed wire and fire" or something to that effect. I'm not just saying that to reference Sadistic, either, I've heard people at wrestling shows and people around who have said that...

11-23-2005, 03:24 PM	#27
alvarado52 Two weeks. Posts: 6,406	the most commen one i get is 'Thats not the original Undertaker, he died' and i have to debate with them, but ive learned to stop trying to educate those who dont wanna be educated, so they can believe that all they want.

11-23-2005, 05:48 PM	#28
The One Boss Posts: 17,611	Some of the more stupid arguments I have had... I once had to convince someone, true story here, that Hulk Hogan owned WWE. For some reason, he was convinced, that Hulk Hogan was the owner of WWE, and Vince McMahon was a pawn. I had to, painfully, argue with someone about Owen Hart...falling from the rafters was a storyline, and then he became the Undertaker. The Rock is doing all these movies...because his gimmick tells him to. Vince owned WCW the whole time... And as everyone and their mom has mentioned The Undertaker, Kane, Sting, Ultimate Warrior...have all had anywhere from 2 to 7 people play them.

11-23-2005, 06:47 PM	#30
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	Here's one. "Pfft, that blood looks so fake and I think I saw the baggie of (insert food dye/tomato juice/some other red substance here)"... As far as I know, the only times wrestlers (nowadays, anyway) use capsules is when they need to bleed from the mouth, because that's not exactly the greatest place to blade for obvious reasons. For some reason, you rarely hear them talking about blading. It's always some substance that looks like blood.

11-23-2005, 08:02 PM	#32
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	WWE folks never blade. Except Michaels.

11-24-2005, 01:11 AM	#33
Favre4Ever Incoming Text Posts: 2,646	As much as I do like Hogan, when people who don't watch wrestling try telling me that Hogan has more wrestling talent than anybody. I just kinda put my head down.

11-24-2005, 07:05 AM	#35
Volare Da Gif/Pic Pimp Posts: 13,913	has anyone been told by a parent that the chairs aren't relly metal but aluminum?? i looked at my mom like WTF!! or that there was some kind of foam padding underneath the spanish announce table when foley was thrown off of the HIAC match at king of the ring 98'

11-24-2005, 06:19 PM	#38
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,072	Guy in English Class wearing BATISTA shirt: "ECW was just a WWF rip-off!" OMFG IMGOINGTOKILLYOU!!!!