Matt Hardy fired, Handicap matches banned, Taboo Tuesday matches and more...

[Kane Knight]

...Right here, in the Ruse Report.

Due to pressure from the Special People's Action Zone, the WWE has buckled and removed "Handicap" matches from their lineup of matches. It will be replaced with the "Special tag team" match.

Rumours are abound that this is the real reason Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore has been suspended indefinitely.

Chavo Guerrero Has Been Arrested on several counts of identity fraud. The change to Kerwin White was evidently done with the intent to defraud the government.

A WWE memo has been leaked which reveals the following Alternate Matches the WWE were considering for their second Taboo Tuesday:

Shawn Michaels v Michael Moore (Fans choose Ladder match, debate, or pie eating contest)

Interpromotional: John "Bradshaw" Layfield v Triple H (Negro on a Pole match, fans vote for the black to be dangled from the pole: Orlando, Shelton, Booker T, or John Cena)

Chris Masters v "Hulk" Hogan (Most useless finisher match, fans voted for their choice of Hogan persona: Classic Hulk, Hollywood, Mr. Nanny)

Carlito v Big Show (Carlito must finally use a finisher match, fans vote for the finisher he uses: The Overdrive, Super Wedgierama, or the Afro Headbutt from Hell)

Matt Hardy has seen his share of troubles, from being fired to being mocked for bitching about his problems on the web. It's only gotten worse for him, as he has lost his job. Legal issues prevented Vince McMahon from firing him the night of his debut, but the minute he got backstage, he yelled at his assistant for booking "the wrong Hardy."

Next time, get a diary, Matt. Least that way, you keep your dignity (Unless your next girlfriend turns it over to Adam)

Smackdown vs Raw 07 may be a year away, but THQ/Jakks are already hard at work. In a recent interview, one of the developers spoke of changes to "GM mode," in which you would recieve outside pressure from networks, the FCC, and rabid soccer moms. Further, in Season mode, you will be asked for perform questionable acts, then fired for the results. Hassan's "Beheading" will be included, as will JBL's "Goose Step," No word on whether that will incur a penatly.