TPWW Forums  

Go Back   TPWW Forums > w r e s t l i n g > wrestling forum
Reload this Page Does anyone else see a more evil Undertaker Return?
Register Members List

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-24-2005, 05:16 PM   #1
Djscorpion
 
Posts: 167
Djscorpion has done some stupid things
Does anyone else see a more evil Undertaker Return?
See Title.
Djscorpion is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2005, 05:51 PM   #2
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Persuasive argument.

I see the deadman returning to get revenge with the help of his father. You remember Daddytaker's original feud with Percy Pringle back in the 80s, don't you? "Cowboy" Walkertaker?
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2005, 09:41 AM   #3
Afterlife
So fucking sexy.
 
Afterlife's Avatar
 
Posts: 20,100
Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Afterlife makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Persuasive argument.
That made me spit Coke on the desk.

And yes, they do seem to be hinting at a very sinister looking Supertaker. I get chills at those commercials. But that's only because I can already see the entrance....

The gong hits.

The arena goes dark.

In seconds, the stage and ramp are entrenched in a blue fog; druids line the ramp, holding sticks topped with flaming skulls. A flash of lightning, and the supervillain-esque figure of the undertaker appears on the stage. The gong strikes again, the druids throw off their cloaks and reveal themselves to be the Polkanauts! The lights in the arena flash between purple and orange, and Das Uundertaaker comes dancing down the ramp, dressed like a Danish Pirate, his minions playing his entrance theme (The Graveyard Polka) and passing out pints of lager.

He enters the ring, gives the opponent (I guess it's not Randy now) a Cholka Slammen, and his Band of Demons plays him off.

"I'm back to claim your very soul
To challenge me is useless:
The time has come to face your fear;
It's time to Face the Music."
Afterlife is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2005, 06:11 PM   #4
Xero
He's Here
 
Xero's Avatar
 
Posts: 60,735
Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
An evil American Iron Chef would be pretty cool. He could go around lopping off people's ears and noses.
Xero is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2005, 06:20 PM   #5
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Maybe he can come back for revenger. Give him some whiteface paint and let him bust kung fu moves...
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2005, 06:40 PM   #6
Xero
He's Here
 
Xero's Avatar
 
Posts: 60,735
Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Have him gain some weight and he can then finally take advantage of the "Underquaker" name.
Xero is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2005, 06:42 PM   #7
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Hey, howabout they bring him back as "Amish"Mark Callous?
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2005, 07:36 PM   #8
loopydate
FIT Challenge Slag People
 
loopydate's Avatar
 
Posts: 13,816
loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)loopydate makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure of heart?
Well, I know I'm a MILLION times a humble as thou art!
loopydate is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2005, 07:42 PM   #9
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
I'm the entertainer all the others wanna be like
On my knees day and night sucking Vince for the spotlight
But don't complain, and don't be jealous
Coz Vinnie Mac's got a ton of manjelly for you fellas!
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-24-2005, 07:42 PM   #10
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Is it wrong to parody a parody of a nicked tune?
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2005, 09:13 AM   #11
Disturbed316
 
Disturbed316's Avatar
 
Posts: 22,695
Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)Disturbed316 has a relatively large amount of rep (50,000+)
Ministry Taker needs to come back and start fucking shit up.
Disturbed316 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2005, 09:17 AM   #12
Chavo Classic
The Great Pink Hope
 
Chavo Classic's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,817
Chavo Classic puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Chavo Classic puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Chavo Classic puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Chavo Classic puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Chavo Classic puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Chavo Classic puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Chavo Classic puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Chavo Classic puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)Chavo Classic puts the "bang" in Bangladesh (30,000+)
No, I want a metrosexual Undertaker
Chavo Classic is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2005, 09:51 AM   #13
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chavo Classic
No, I want a metrosexual Undertaker
Didn't we have one, when his theme music was done by the same people as Billy&Chuck?
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2005, 10:03 AM   #14
Xero
He's Here
 
Xero's Avatar
 
Posts: 60,735
Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Xero makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kane Knight
Didn't we have one, when his theme music was done by the same people as Billy&Chuck?
You've done it
You've gone ahead and called me gay
And I can't allow
You to think that you can fuck me any way
So turn around
And face the Metrosexual
You're gonna pay
Cause my shirt is stained
This is gonna be my washing day
Xero is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2005, 01:35 PM   #15
Azriel
The Caption Crippler
 
Azriel's Avatar
 
Posts: 8,855
Azriel has a great deal of rep (15,000+)Azriel has a great deal of rep (15,000+)Azriel has a great deal of rep (15,000+)Azriel has a great deal of rep (15,000+)Azriel has a great deal of rep (15,000+)Azriel has a great deal of rep (15,000+)Azriel has a great deal of rep (15,000+)
They were showing vids of him in his Ministry gardb, so I think there's a good shot
Azriel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2005, 02:00 PM   #16
Extreme Angle
XBL TAG : Mootkinstein
 
Extreme Angle's Avatar
 
Posts: 3,342
Extreme Angle has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Extreme Angle has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Extreme Angle has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Extreme Angle has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Extreme Angle has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Extreme Angle has a good deal of rep (10,000+)
what the hell is the little tear thing he used to have under his eye in matches with mankind and kane?
Extreme Angle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2005, 02:10 PM   #17
Jaton
BISONICA
 
Jaton's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,681
Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)
Like I said. We need a Hip-Hop Undertaker. Complete with the bandana. But it has to hang out the left side of his back pocket.
Jaton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2005, 02:08 AM   #18
Kane Knight
Ron Paul 4 EVA
 
Kane Knight's Avatar
 
Posts: 152,467
Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)Kane Knight makes a lot of good posts (200,000+)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaton
Like I said. We need a Hip-Hop Undertaker. Complete with the bandana. But it has to hang out the left side of his back pocket.
After his return, he can reveal to the world why he hates Kane. Taker's a crip, Kane's a blood. Unfortunately for taker, Kane has Cena on his side, whereas Taker has the whitest black man this side of Colin Powell...Theodore Long. Holla Holla.

Benjamin will challenge Taker to a freestyle, but will end up sounding like B-Rad in MAlibu's most wanted.

Michaels will come out and try and convert people with watered down, inoffensive Christian rap. The two factions will set aside their differences, and Kill Michaels til he's dead.

This continues, until Kane reveals the ace up his sleeve: HE has stolen the Undertaker's bong. It is said that he who controls the bong controls the Gangstataka.

Things go swimmingly for Kane, as Taka is forced to take out his opponents before every match, until 2 weeks before Mania, when the surprise return of RVD fouls things up (That joke is soobvious I'll let you figure it out). Meanwhile, The Ortons have developed a "rap is crap" stable consisting of the Ortons, JBL, and The HEartbreak Zombie. Kane narrowly escaped Taka's wrath by escalating a fight between Hillbilly Orton and the deadman (Or blackalicious, as he's now known). This escalates into a confrontation at Wrestlemania which is left unresolved, as Austin comes out, stuns every motherfucker within 30 feet, and drinks beer for 45 minutes.

And then we will never speak of Kane using the word "Nigger" on live TV ever again.
Kane Knight is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2005, 03:19 PM   #19
Draven
Never Let It Go
 
Draven's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,767
Draven has more than 1,000 rep points (1,000+)Draven has more than 1,000 rep points (1,000+)
I want to see Undertaker come back as Mrs. Doubtfire. Something tells me that would amazing.
Draven is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2005, 05:14 PM   #20
Gone Mad
EL MERO MERO!
 
Gone Mad's Avatar
 
Posts: 4,259
Gone Mad is good (20,000+)Gone Mad is good (20,000+)Gone Mad is good (20,000+)Gone Mad is good (20,000+)Gone Mad is good (20,000+)Gone Mad is good (20,000+)Gone Mad is good (20,000+)Gone Mad is good (20,000+)
A Hip-hopping genie. It will happen eventually, so why not with Taker? I mean, c'mon, kids loved Kazzam, right?
Gone Mad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-25-2005, 05:46 PM   #21
Jaton
BISONICA
 
Jaton's Avatar
 
Posts: 2,681
Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)Jaton has a good deal of rep (10,000+)
Never..

EVER

Speak of that again.
Jaton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-26-2005, 01:45 AM   #22
Corkscrewed
 
Corkscrewed's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,357
Corkscrewed has 75,000 or more rep points (75,000+)Corkscrewed has 75,000 or more rep points (75,000+)Corkscrewed has 75,000 or more rep points (75,000+)Corkscrewed has 75,000 or more rep points (75,000+)Corkscrewed has 75,000 or more rep points (75,000+)Corkscrewed has 75,000 or more rep points (75,000+)Corkscrewed has 75,000 or more rep points (75,000+)Corkscrewed has 75,000 or more rep points (75,000+)Corkscrewed has 75,000 or more rep points (75,000+)Corkscrewed has 75,000 or more rep points (75,000+)Corkscrewed has 75,000 or more rep points (75,000+)
I'm Undertakey yes I'm the real Takey all the other Undertakies are just imatating
So won't really Undertaker please no-sell.
Please no-sell.
Please no-sell.
Corkscrewed is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:23 PM.

Forums Home - TPWW - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin®