Marcus Vick Arrested for Nazi War Crimes

**Corkscrewed** · 01-17-2006, 03:28 AM

Marcus Vick arrested for Nazi war crimes

The sad saga of former Virginia Tech quarterback went from bad to even worse this morning with the news he has been detained by U.S. Justice Department officials for Nazi war crimes during the 1940s.

“The gun arrest the other day at the McDonald’s caught me by surprise,” said Virginia Tech head coach Frank Beamer, “but this one, uh, I definitely can say I didn’t see this one coming at all. It’s shocking. Our records say Marcus wasn’t even born until 1984, but apparently he was exterminating Jews a good 40 years before that. You know, I’m starting to get the impression that this stuff is never going to end with Marcus. He has some real problems.”

According to the Justice Department, Vick personally oversaw the killing or more than 30,000 people at Dachau as a captain in the Nazi German army. U.S. officials plan to extradite Vick to Germany for trial by the end of the month.

“Every time I think Marcus has bottomed out he seems to drop even lower,” said Beamer. “First it was the incident where he got those little girls drunk, then the drunk driving and the speeding with suspended license stuff. Then he stomps on that guy’s leg and goes and gets himself arrested for brandishing a gun at a McDonald’s. And now it’s the Holocaust. You know, I’m even starting to think all these rumors that he killed Christ might be true.”

( http://www.sportspickle.com/ )

The main point of this is to make fun of Marcus Vick. And yes, this is prolly a little bit old.

01-17-2006, 03:28 AM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Marcus Vick Arrested for Nazi War Crimes Marcus Vick arrested for Nazi war crimes The sad saga of former Virginia Tech quarterback went from bad to even worse this morning with the news he has been detained by U.S. Justice Department officials for Nazi war crimes during the 1940s. “The gun arrest the other day at the McDonald’s caught me by surprise,” said Virginia Tech head coach Frank Beamer, “but this one, uh, I definitely can say I didn’t see this one coming at all. It’s shocking. Our records say Marcus wasn’t even born until 1984, but apparently he was exterminating Jews a good 40 years before that. You know, I’m starting to get the impression that this stuff is never going to end with Marcus. He has some real problems.” According to the Justice Department, Vick personally oversaw the killing or more than 30,000 people at Dachau as a captain in the Nazi German army. U.S. officials plan to extradite Vick to Germany for trial by the end of the month. “Every time I think Marcus has bottomed out he seems to drop even lower,” said Beamer. “First it was the incident where he got those little girls drunk, then the drunk driving and the speeding with suspended license stuff. Then he stomps on that guy’s leg and goes and gets himself arrested for brandishing a gun at a McDonald’s. And now it’s the Holocaust. You know, I’m even starting to think all these rumors that he killed Christ might be true.” ( http://www.sportspickle.com/ ) The main point of this is to make fun of Marcus Vick. And yes, this is prolly a little bit old.