Wacky Things That Would Make Smarks Happy But Could Never Really Happen

**Corkscrewed** · 01-30-2006, 04:24 AM

This is a thread where you propose zany ideas to fix things you don't like and elevate things you would like. The only limitation is you don't get extreme and start killing or crippling people.

EXAMPLE:

Smarks are tired of John Cena being shoved down their throats, in part because he's being shoved and in part because he's stale and in part because he doesn't wrestle well.

SOLUTION:

During some random skit or backstage fight, John Cena falls and hits his head on something blunt.

Two weeks roll by, and he makes his comeback. However, instead of dressing in street clothes, he's got a singlet and what's basically a mohawk. Welcome back: THE PROTOTYPE. Cena cuts a promo about how he's a wrestling machine, blah blah blah, and starts destroying people Taz(z) style, using a variety of cool wrestling maneuvers and actually showing off his OVW athleticism that we've all heard about but rarely or never actually seen. Cena becomes the next Chris Benoit, and his new gimmick involves him destroying people with wrestling and looking badass while doing it.

EXAMPLE:

Randy Orton is an arrogant jackass still remembered for crapping on someone's bag (later shown to be false, but lets pretend it's true).

SOLUTION:

Someone (say Booker T) challenges him to a Sanitation Truck match, where the loser is sprayed with a crapload (literally) of sewage waste, ala Eddie Guerrero's ploy on Big Show. Orton jobs.

01-30-2006, 04:24 AM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Wacky Things That Would Make Smarks Happy But Could Never Really Happen This is a thread where you propose zany ideas to fix things you don't like and elevate things you would like. The only limitation is you don't get extreme and start killing or crippling people. EXAMPLE: Smarks are tired of John Cena being shoved down their throats, in part because he's being shoved and in part because he's stale and in part because he doesn't wrestle well. SOLUTION: During some random skit or backstage fight, John Cena falls and hits his head on something blunt. Two weeks roll by, and he makes his comeback. However, instead of dressing in street clothes, he's got a singlet and what's basically a mohawk. Welcome back: THE PROTOTYPE. Cena cuts a promo about how he's a wrestling machine, blah blah blah, and starts destroying people Taz(z) style, using a variety of cool wrestling maneuvers and actually showing off his OVW athleticism that we've all heard about but rarely or never actually seen. Cena becomes the next Chris Benoit, and his new gimmick involves him destroying people with wrestling and looking badass while doing it. EXAMPLE: Randy Orton is an arrogant jackass still remembered for crapping on someone's bag (later shown to be false, but lets pretend it's true). SOLUTION: Someone (say Booker T) challenges him to a Sanitation Truck match, where the loser is sprayed with a crapload (literally) of sewage waste, ala Eddie Guerrero's ploy on Big Show. Orton jobs.