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Old 02-03-2006, 05:46 PM   #1
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Ways WWE can make Cena more invincible.
Please, add your own scenario's.

Here's an idea that came to mind for next Monday's RAW:

Cena vs. The Mexicools in a 'Tijuana Hooker' Match

The Mexicools kidnap Cena and Super Crazy hogties him on the front of his Juan Deer. They head across the Mexican border and go into a whore house. Still tied up, they drag Cena in and throw him on the bar face up. Psychosis removes the duct tape from Cena's mouth and pours an entire 5th of tequila down his throat. Appearing that he's going to puke, they put the duct tape back on his mouth and inject him with enough heroin to kill Nikki Sixx...for good.

While Cena lays on the bar convulsing, the Mexicools round up 100 of Tijuana's most skanktacular pieces of ass. One by one they mount Cena bareback (no condom) and ride him until his dick turns every color in the rainbow. Just when Cena's about to tap out, Juvi enters the whorehouse wearing a TNA shirt and leading 3 donkeys by a leash. He then places a picture of Rosie O'Donnell on Cena's buttocks. The donkeys can't resist and proceed to ass fuck Cena across the floor, crashing every table over in sight.

Just as the donkey/Cena love train is about to knock over the last remaining table...the camera pans up to reveal...IT'S RIC FLAIR!!! He pushes out his chair, stands up while knocking over 20 empty shot glasses on his table and yells at Cena: "STD's? I've already got STD's! STD'S? I've already got STD's!!! I got them when I took your old lady for a ride on Space Mountain Fatboy!! Whoooooo!!! Whoooooooooooo!!!"

Flair blades, rips off his suit jacket and throws it in the ceiling fan. He removes his tie and jams it into Cena's bloody ass, then drops 3 consecutive elbows onto Cena's back....and then Flair Flops onto the floor, crashing on the broken glass.

The referee raises Cena's hand once and it flops down. Raises it a second time, same result. He raises it a third time...and just as he's about to ring for the bell, Cena starts to Hulk-Up Hogan style. He breaks free from the rope, rips off his dick (which is spraying a green mist that would make the Great Muta proud) and points it at the Mexicools. In his best Hulk Hogan voice he yells, "YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!"

He goes into Super Cena mode, shoulder blocking the Mexicools out of the whore house and into the parking lot. He waives his hand holding his STD infested penis and says, "Yo, YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!! Oh shit G...how am I gonna pee?"

Cena slams the Mexicools onto their Juan Deer's, then picks them up at the same time and FU's them through the concrete. The referee slides in and counts ONE....TWO.....THREEEEE!!!

The ref raises Cena's hand in victory and gives him the WWE Championship Belt as Raw goes off the air.
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Old 02-03-2006, 06:17 PM   #2
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Old 02-03-2006, 08:43 PM   #3
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Old 02-03-2006, 08:55 PM   #4
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I like the creativity, but we need to keep things in check here. Something like this would never make it to television.
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Old 02-03-2006, 06:19 PM   #5
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Took the words right out of my mouth, Steele.
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Old 02-03-2006, 06:23 PM   #6
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Old 02-03-2006, 06:57 PM   #7
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Well I was going to write that Cena comes to the ring in a giant space ship and no sells 10 minutes of his opponents offense, then hits an FU out of nowhere for the win.....but that was called the Royal Rumble.
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Old 02-03-2006, 07:04 PM   #8
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Old 02-03-2006, 07:22 PM   #9
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Old 02-03-2006, 08:38 PM   #12
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"Yo, YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!! Oh shit G...how am I gonna pee?"



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Old 02-03-2006, 11:49 PM   #17
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huh? yo dude! no one really gives a shit about the supercena shit anymore... the rants at least.
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huh? yo dude! no one really gives a shit about the supercena shit anymore... the rants at least.
To be fair, no one really gives a shit about you.
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Old 02-04-2006, 12:42 AM   #19
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To be fair, no one really gives a shit about you.
sure you do. otherwise you wouldn't have taken the time to reply to my post
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