SmackDown Captions (Jan 29, 2004)

[FourFifty]

Around 6:00pm Cali Time, Pics are up! They’re not in order, because I used a few to link gags together. Looks like there’s only 29 this week… Hmmm… If I missed any, my bad.


Vince: What did you just say!
Paul: Maybe we could use some more cruiser weights to help out SmackDown…
Vince: Blasphemy! Tape up a few of them, add a midget for a head and promote them as out newest hoss! We shall call them… The Cruistorian!


And the construction of The Cruistorian starts….


Two graduates of the Triple H “How To Sell” class.


The WWE continues to recycle as we see the post consumer use of RVD vs Randy Orton.


How could Kurt ever decide? One night with Dawn Marie or the mystery gold box?


All Cena could do is look on… He wishes he had the mystery gold box…


All Rey could do is laugh, and thank God that he never had a haircut from Eddie when he was drunk.


Reason #619 why it’s cool to have a blind girlfriend- She has never seen anyone as “big” as you.


Reason #093 why it’s cool to have a blind girlfriend- AMBUSH THREESOME!!!
But the poor ref has to stay in the ring.


As Jamie San catches the fly, he smiles. He can now go back to his Yung Dragon gimmick.


By god! She was never blind! Someone just tapped cardboard on the inside of her overcool bulky sunglasses!


Yes, Brock did say he wouldn’t kill anyone… but “accidents” do happen…


No Brock. Just because you do a half assed “Walls Of Jericho” does NOT mean you’re even half as cool as him.


Whoever told this guy that kissing Rhyno’s ass was the way to get ahead must be laughing right now.