01-30-2004, 10:17 AM | #1 |
1-0 TPWW Chess Master
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Nash gets injured again....Twice in like 3 days (spoof)
This is a spoof for his next injury. Sorry about the title. I had to find a way to draw you into this topic. Wow, I did something HHH does not do... Hope you all enjoy
Kevin: Um, guys, I kinda stabbed myself again. Kevin's PR people: OK *pulls up prepared document in Microsoft Word along with the other 4000 PR releases describing an injury* Ok Kevin we are releasing it to the internet right now. Remember you were injured while making your new movie. Kevin: Thank you. *As he turns around he tears his ACL.* PR people: *pulls up new document as Nash is being loaded into an ambulance* rushes to Nash* OK your statement about your ACL is that you were trying out for a return to WWE when you tore your ACL when lifting Funaki over your head, but Funaki's weight made your knee buckle under the pressure of the weight. Kevin: Do you think people will believe that? PR: People will believe anything when it comes to Kevin Nash. Last edited by Splaya; 01-30-2004 at 10:31 AM. |
01-30-2004, 10:45 AM | #2 |
TPWW's OFFICIAL SNAKE
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oh wait
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01-30-2004, 12:01 PM | #3 |
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I dont get it
Why would Nash's PR people be carrying their laptop around with Nash? |
01-30-2004, 12:12 PM | #4 |
Tedious Inevitability
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That was, terrific.
. . . . . . Sorry, did I say terrific? I meant sh>it. |
01-30-2004, 12:55 PM | #5 |
Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Sorry. Funny premise, horrible delivery.
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01-30-2004, 12:59 PM | #6 |
*Oh Sh*t*
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it was aight but it lacked somethin. It lacked that special somethin called.... ummm....what is that word I am looking for... humor.
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01-30-2004, 03:05 PM | #7 | |
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01-30-2004, 03:21 PM | #8 |
Your All Puppets
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....i dont get it
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01-30-2004, 04:31 PM | #9 |
Idiot In Training
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I'm Speechless, I cannot find the words to describe how horribly shit that was!
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01-30-2004, 11:14 PM | #10 |
Ball So Hard University
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Rep for splaya I say for taking the effort to try and make people laugh and braving the abuse he got for it!
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01-31-2004, 12:33 AM | #11 |
Now. Here. Man.
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Like KK said, you had a good idea running there. The delivery was a bit lacking, though. Still, props for at least trying something different than the usual HHH jokes.
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01-31-2004, 12:45 AM | #12 |
Sexy
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*agrees w/ Nowhere Man*
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01-31-2004, 01:55 AM | #13 | |
Inno Knows.
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01-31-2004, 02:12 AM | #14 |
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Something different from the "usual" Triple H jokes like an "unusual" Nash crack? My gosh.
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01-31-2004, 03:06 AM | #15 | |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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I think Goldberg said it best....
BUH? Quote:
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01-31-2004, 08:15 AM | #16 |
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::yawn::
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