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Old 02-19-2006, 02:23 AM   #1
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Old 02-19-2006, 02:28 AM   #2
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Old 02-19-2006, 07:30 AM   #3
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Foley: I love this guy.



Edge :I thought you loved me. Remember that time in the locker room......

Edge: Give me a kiss.







You got to love lesbian sex on WWE.



Eugene: Want some chocolate drugs?
Sheltons momma: Move hunny, your blocking the camera...Did you say chocolate...drugs....?
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Old 02-19-2006, 09:00 AM   #4
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Foley: Oh man, that was one hell of a bowel movement.



Bambi's Mother: No Bambi, Stop!

*Dramatic Music*

Bambi's Mother: Stop!

*Gunshot*



Foley: Yeah, he is a homo.

Cena:



Everyone: What in Gods name is that?



Big Show: You took my sandwich? My Sandwich! MY SANDWICH!



Is that a....wet patch I see?



HBK has just told Vince that it wasn't mayo in his sandwich.



Rico retuns.



Geek: BRB.



Vince: That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison chocolate! *cackles evily* There is a poison one, isn't there Paul?

Triple H: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.

Vince: Damn their oily hides!

*Rep for reference*



Eugene just saw up Momma's blouse.
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:25 AM   #5
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Vince: That's right, keep eating...Little do you know you're drawing ever closer to the poison chocolate! *cackles evily* There is a poison one, isn't there Paul?

Triple H: Err...no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.

Vince: Damn their oily hides!

*Rep for reference*
Simpsons, Burns and Smithers watching Homer eat donuts through the CCTV. I forget which episode though.
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Old 02-19-2006, 11:12 AM   #6
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Lita and Foley were always slow learners, and Edge's Angry Face Classes were no exception.



Foley: "He's a homo!"

Crowd "We fucking know already!"



Much like his hiptoss, Cena felt the need to ridiculously exaggerate the lockup...



...and the lateral press pin...



...however, the frankenstiener didn't go quite to plan.



Edge couldn't wait to play with his life-size inflatable Cena doll.



Jeff Hardy: Dude, have you... like, seen Van Dam anywhere?

Foley: Er...



When Triple H got his hair caught in the glass ceiling door on the way down to eat some jobbers, Big Show was the only one tall enough to help him.

(OK, that one was crap, but bear with me)



HHH: This is for breaking the tron AND the color cameras!



Big Show: *sniff* b-b-but I d-d-idn't me-mean t-t-t-t-ooo!!!!!!



Whilst HHH and Show fought over who broke the tron and color cameras, the guy in the yellow shirt fixed them using the electrical power of his own testicles.



When HHH began crapping referees, the eldest decided to help out.

(OK, that one started off good and turned out crap.)



CM Punk (backstage): So it was Masters who stole my new trunks! Bastard!



The guy in the stripy shirt wasn't best pleased when Masters beat him at "find the stoner".



Steven Ritchards botches the Razor's Edge.



Van Dam: Gah! Steriod-enhanced... leg... too heavy!



(This one has several parts)
Vince: *looks at Shawn's crotch* Um...



Vince (whispering): Um, Shawn, you're not wearing any pants.



Vince: Here, cover yourself up with this paper loincloth.



Vince: WHA-
Shawn: Don't get so uppy with me, you're not wearing any pants either.



Vince: GODDAMMIT, NOT AGAIN!



Torrie: Ooh! Pretty hair! Torrie wants!



This Live Sex segment would have been much more succesful if Ashley hadn't been taught the principles of Anal Sex by Lita.



Mickie didn't realise the wall would be so cold when she sat down.



Mickie: So it really feels better when it's flaccid?
Steven Richards: Ooohhh yeah.



Nick Dinsmore may have kicked the drugs and the drink, but there was one vice he couldn't give up: girlish chocolates.



Needless to say, he was devestated when Mama Benjamin stole them...



But after he told her where he keeps them, she wanted nothing to do with them.


Fin.
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Old 02-19-2006, 11:35 AM   #7
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Edge & Cena: Hey Foley *snicker* what does this look like???
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Old 02-19-2006, 12:13 PM   #8
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*Mick rocks back and forth*
Mick: WHY!? WHY DID YOU SHOW ME ONE NIGHT IN CHYNA!? OH MY GOD!


(In the back...)
Mick: When do I go on?
Vince: You go on no-....
Mick: WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?
Vince: ... OH MY GOD! IS THAT... HE SAID HE WAS JUST GOING TO MOP THE STAGE!
Mick: SHUT UP VINCE! YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND THAT JANITOR!
Vince:


The Big Show couldn't help but laugh at Hunter's "Chris Jericho's 'O' face"...


RVD: WOAH! I'M BEING SUCKED AWAY!
X Pac: Oh, sorry man!
RVD: No no, don't stop sucking. We could smoke a joint together...


Vince McMahon's lazy eye acts up at the most inappropriate times...


Shawn: .................
Vince: 3 seconds...
Shawn: .... IT'S A KITTY!
Vince: No, I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was "dignity"... Dignity...
Kennedy: ........ DIGNITY!!!!!!!


Vince: GET ME MY LAXATIVE NOW LINDA!


Eugene: *Takes bite* Eww! Coconut! *Spits it out*


Eugene: Here Momma Benjamin! Have a coconut one!
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Old 02-19-2006, 01:47 PM   #9
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Vince: Chris Masters just learned a new move.



"Booga Booga Booga Booga"



Mickie James is scared.
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Old 02-19-2006, 01:59 PM   #10
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Vince: GET ME MY LAXATIVE NOW LINDA!




In a bid to beat WWE's new drugs policy, Eugene smuggles his in a box of chocolates.



Ref Closest to Trips: Good god, you're right...he's even holding shit down!



Val Venis: That's right...every porno has got to have a facial!
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Old 02-19-2006, 03:15 PM   #11
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Lita'd!


Huuuuuuuug me!


Cena: Duuuuuuuurrrr... I'm Superman!


Edge and Cena invite Mick to climb the Brokeback Mountain.


Foley would rather be in this mountain though.


Stand back! There's a retard coming through!


Come on everybody let's do the Mario! Shake your hands from side to side....


eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepud dingeatthepudding


RVD: Ugh,why is this fan not wearing pants?


HBK/McMahon No Holds Barred Staring Contest


Vince: YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY! GRAAAAAAAAOOOOOO!!!


Mickie: Thirty minute Spirit Squad special?!


Eugene: Ahhh! The Medusa! Must not look into her eyes!
Shelton: That's my momma!


Eugene: Would you like a chocolate?
Momma: JUST PUMP IT INTO MY VEINS!!!!
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Old 02-19-2006, 03:52 PM   #12
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Not even the hardcore legend, Mick Foley, sustain the power of Edge's semi-boner.



*fart*



Whilst Edge's Catfish impression is famous the world over, here he is trying his newly learnt Trout mouth.



Foley: This guy has bad B.O
Cena: Dang I smell



Edge wasn't pleased when O'Haire kicked Cena out of his cage.



Foley was really pleased his home made ref shirt still fit him.



Not even Triple H's nose or Big Show's fat ass save them from being sucked into the black hole of doom.



Vince: Shawn, I know you can read my thoughts, and I don't like that.....MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW



I JUST POOPED MY PANTS!



It's been over a month since the Rumble and STILL Mickie James' brain is melting trying to figure out Cena's entrance.
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:08 PM   #13
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Edge disproves the theory that Mick Foley is a Weeble.



Mick re-enacts a scene from his book Tietam Brown.



Edge can't believe it's not butter.



The moment John Cena learned that Teddy Long was a master of disguise.



In an effort to recapture John Cena's plummeting popularity, WWE decided to turn him into the ultimate babyface. Shaking hands, kissing babies, hugging the crap out of guys whose main-event pushes were horribly aborted...



Jimmy Snuka rolls over in his...bed.



Pitbull #2 rolls over in his grave.



John Cena oversells Edge's big boot.



I'm going to guess "unsure."



EDGE: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!



Big Show became the biggest babyface in the history of the industry the night he heartpunched Triple H.



Triple H takes "got your nose" a little literally.



Yep. WWE has now officially gone too far. I mean, having Big Show wrestle in blackface?!?!?



When Big Show wants ribs, he wants 'em NOW!



REF: Hey, there are like thirty main event pushes up here! So that's where he's been pulling 'em out of!



Why Chris Masters isn't allowed to do the ankle lock anymore.



GUY WITH GLASSES: Huh. I touched his butt. I'm gonna do it again.



Bobby Lashley invades RAW.



Hooking the leg is only step one in keeping your opponent down. Step two is ripping a massive fart in their face.



RVD reviews When A Stranger Calls.



Vince catches a glimpse of Shawn's "inner piece."



Little-Known Fact: Before settling on p-p-poor Professor Quirrel, Lord Voldemort spent some time with Vince McMahon as his corporeal host. Asked about it later, Voldy said that he left Vince because "Even I have my evil limits!"



This was so embarassing... Of all the nights to forget your reading glasses.



This was the last time Lita was put in charge of confetti.



Sure, RAW didn't air until Thursday, but Monday night wasn't entirely Vince-less thanks to his guest appearance on American Idol.



Here we see a physical re-enactment of "popular" high school girls' treatment of their "goth" counterparts.



This was the night Billy Kidman cried himself to sleep because he realized that Ashley was getting closer to his wife than he had in several months.



Stevie Richards boldly goes where a couple hundred men have gone before.



MICKIE: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!



[At this week's booking meeting.]

VINCE: If Mick got over as Mankind, then Mickie has to get over as Womankind!



JACK: Why would I want to squeal like a-- Oh.



MICKIE: Oh, shit, the guys at TPWW found my old WEW tapes...



EUGENE: These chocolates I found in Rochelle Loewen's bag are SO GOOD!



Shelton Benjamin didn't quite grasp the concept of hide and seek.



EUGENE: Who wants chocolate?
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:12 PM   #14
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Foley: THE CHAMP IS QUEER! :UN DUNN DUN DUN:: THE CHAMP IS QUEER.
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Old 02-22-2006, 10:15 AM   #15
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Edge's reaction was the same as everyone else when it was announced that Jeff Jarrett would not be headlining a TNA ppv


Cena: I love you man
Edge: Please dont ever let me go


Cena: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Edge: Foley would you please suck Lita's dick so i dont have to


Dude In Yellow Shirt: Dammit i should'nt have let Lita suck my dick cause no something is itching down there


RVD: Dude get your hand out of my ass


Steven Richards pulls off a mid-air styles clash


HBK: Come on Vince that weird eye of yours proves it now say it
Vince: Ok i admit it i'm the father of ZEUS


Vince: Help me dammit Hunters head is stuck up my ass


Ashley: Oh god that hurts
Torrie: Well thats what you get when you let Eugene braid your hair


Torrie: Um Ashley i think this would have worked better if you used the strap on
Ashley: Oh well all the guys still like it
Guys Watching: HELL YES WE DO


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DADDY


Dolly Parton has her way with Trish's boyfriend


Mickie James is forced to watch the best of Chris Masters


Officer: Hey pretty boy do you remember the Heidenreich & Michael Cole prison rape scene
Trish's Boyfriend: Uh no
Officer: Well we're gonna recreate it
Trish's Boyfriend: Oh shit
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Old 02-22-2006, 05:50 PM   #17
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