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Old 03-05-2006, 03:37 PM   #1
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Did you hear? The WWE Superstars are spies!

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World Wrestling Entertainment’s second foray into fictional novels starring their wrestlers will be titled “The Big Apple Takedown” and will be released this May in the United States and June in Great Britain.

The premise for the novel features the United States Government recruiting WWE to provide their wrestlers as spies for the government. The synopsis sent out for the novel reads:

December 2001: Vince McMahon steps out of a snowy night into a diner in upstate New York for a meeting with old friend Phil Thomson, now a highly placed government official. Thomson has a strange pro██████████ creating a new covert black-ops group using the Superstars of World Wrestling Entertainment. The WWE's talented men and women are perfect. Highly skilled athletes with the ideal cover, they travel all across the country and the globe; no one would find it unusual to find them in a town one day and gone the next. The government would train and support the wrestlers in every way possible except one: no one must know the truth. March 2006: The Superstars have been handed their latest assignment - take down a commercial-grade methyl-amphetamine plant that is bankrolling terrorist activities in Europe. Their mission seems simple and straightforward, until a member of their team is taken prisoner. Now all that they've worked so hard for is in jeopardy, and one of their own might be killed.....

The novel is written by Robert Caprio, who also wrote WWE’s Are We There Yet? Paperback focusing on road stories told by various WWE wrestlers.

The cover to “The Big Apple Takedown” features Torrie Wilson brandishing a pistol.
Source: http://www.pwinsider.com/ViewArticle.asp?id=16694&p=1

This is just fucking ridiculous. I seriously just burst out laughing at it's idiocy.

My bet is that Christian is taken prisoner by the evil Totally Not Amphetamine company.


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Old 03-05-2006, 04:02 PM   #2
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:05 PM   #3
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:27 PM   #4
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Old 03-05-2006, 04:46 PM   #5
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:19 PM   #6
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:28 PM   #7
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:47 PM   #8
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:51 PM   #9
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Old 03-05-2006, 05:59 PM   #10
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Old 03-05-2006, 06:29 PM   #11
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Old 03-05-2006, 06:46 PM   #12
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Old 03-05-2006, 06:48 PM   #13
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Come on, you know they'd just make an angle out of it where Mick Foley divorces his wife to get with her.
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Old 03-05-2006, 07:21 PM   #14
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It'd be so ridiculous, I'd buy it.

*Imagines*

*Matt Hardy gets kidnapped*
Villain: You vill talk!
Matt: Never!
Villain: YOU VILL OR YOU DIE!
Matt: I will not.... die!
Villain: Zen I shall cut your internet privilidges!
Matt: NOOOOOO!!!

Or Snitsky blows everyone's cover and just stands there and goes "IT WASN'T MY FAULT."

More then likely though HHH is going to save the day.
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Old 03-06-2006, 01:40 AM   #15
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:00 AM   #16
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i always thought writing a series of books about a new wrestling promotion might be kind of interesting. but not about wresltlers being spies... only wrestlers being midgetpirateninjachampions
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Old 03-06-2006, 02:37 AM   #18
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*on a hill overlooking a bunker*

Edge: Looks like they're 40 of them... we're seriously out numbered here. We have no other choice. We're going to have to send in.... Lita.

Lita: What? *looks around*

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Old 03-06-2006, 03:11 AM   #19
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It'd be so ridiculous, I'd buy it.

*Imagines*

*Matt Hardy gets kidnapped*
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Matt: I will not.... die!
Villain: Zen I shall cut your internet privilidges!
Matt: NOOOOOO!!!

Or Snitsky blows everyone's cover and just stands there and goes "IT WASN'T MY FAULT."

More then likely though HHH is going to save the day.
ROFLMAO! Ok, I think I might have found the material for my next spoof. Maybe I can turn this into a running serial if I have time.
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Old 03-06-2006, 03:14 AM   #20
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I guarantee somewhere in that book, there is a scene of John Cena in camouflage saying "You can't see me".
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Old 03-06-2006, 05:55 AM   #21
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Old 03-06-2006, 08:07 AM   #22
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Old 03-06-2006, 04:49 PM   #23
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Old 03-06-2006, 04:50 PM   #24
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lol Lock Jaw beat me to that gag.
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Old 03-06-2006, 05:46 PM   #25
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ROFLMAO! Ok, I think I might have found the material for my next spoof. Maybe I can turn this into a running serial if I have time.
The following takes place between New Year's Revolution and the Royal Rumble.

Doot DOOT doot DOOT doot...
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Old 03-07-2006, 01:35 PM   #27
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Ahaha, gonna have to check this out.

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JR: You see this Hunter?

Hunter: Yeah, looks like a sledgehammer.

JR: Oh, but it's not. *Pulls off head* It's also a dispenser of JR BBQ Sauce!

Hunter: Uuuuhhhhh...

JR: When the time comes, you will know when to use it.

*Flash forward to the big fight scene*

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KURT: My spy car...

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JBL: And don't you ferget it!

COACH: He's a tough Irish bastard...

KANE: But don't ever say it to his face! Muhaha...hahahaha...HAHAHHAAHHAAHAAHAAA!

LITA: He fights to love...

FINLAY:
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*The spies break into the factory and Paul Heyman is waiting there*

Triple H: HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO FAST!?

Heyman: Well, the door was open and I just...

Triple H: SHUT UP PAU-....

Kane: No, YOU SHUT UP!

Kurt: YEAH! YOU MADE US CLIMB THAT FUCKING WALL, CRAWL THROUGH FIVE MILES OF AIR DUCTS, AND THEN MADE US BREAK A FUCKING 6000 CHARACTER CODE TO GET IN HERE! NO HUNTER, YOU SHUT UP!

Hunter: ....

*Heyman kicks Hunter in the balls*
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Old 03-09-2006, 03:07 PM   #34
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I must have this book!
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Ahaha, gonna have to check this out.

Picture Boogeyman in a suit and tie.

Boogeyman: The name's Man. Boogey Man. *does his little chicken strut.*
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Old 03-10-2006, 10:44 AM   #36
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"I'll have a tequila. Shaken, not stirred. But could you just hold the tequila and put in some extra worms? Thanks."

"OH, GOD, TAZZ! THE WORMS! THAT'S DISGUSTING!"
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