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Hey Wee Gooner and Downunder (Aus world football talk)
Favourite memories of soccer/football in Australia please gents. This includes NSL, State leagues and the national teams.
32 years of failure, ill-fortune. The ones I've lived through: Israel '89, Argentina '93, Iran '97 (the worst of the lot), Uruguay '01. Not to mention New fucking Zealand knocking us out in '81. Copping all this shit when arriving in Montevideo in 2001, to the true Aussie football supporters FINALLY saying "fuck this" and FOR ONCE blasting the away team for the home leg, instead of rolling out the red carpet for them like we usually do. The Socceroos are the only Australian national team that truly represents multicultural Australia. Fuck off with your bullshit cricket and rugby etc, they're filled with just dinky-di yobbos or black cunts. We have Masos, Croatians, Germans, Greeks, Italians, Poms etc and dinky-di's representing the Socceroos so the other sports can shove it up their arse, nothing comes close to representing true Australia like the Socceroos and the world game of football It makes me sick now remembering seeing all these fucking wankers parade around Sydney during the time I was up there, with Johnny Warren t-shirts and chanting about him, when it was evidently clear that none of them knew fuck all about him. When these same cunts were calling the sport a poofter's sport (see: Y2C) and bagging it, the Godfather of Football Johnny Warren was saying "it isn't wogball, it's the game of the world". So fuck off to any wanker who pretends they know what a great man he was, when it's clear they don't have a fucking clue. ![]() ![]() The Socceroos qualifying for the World Cup is in fact a victory for wogs in Australia (I'm including poms here), the ones who bought the game here and kept it going for all these years. The Scotland '85 world cup campaign was played in front of only 25k at Olympic Park, and heaps of them were Greeks. In fact the late great Eddie Thompson when commentating that game, said "the Hellas fans are great, they travel to support South Melbourne everywhere and they also turn up and make alot of noise for the Socceroos". No bogan cunt gave a fuck back then. Many still don't but at least back then they didn't pretend they cared for 1 day every 4 years. Stick to your insular backyard game of AFL with its ridiculous gimmick pre-season comps you stupid cunts ![]() The best thing about the qualification was knowing I had seen those players from early on: Lazaridis at West Adelaide Hellas, Aloisi at Adelaide City, Viduka at Melbourne Croatia, Bresciano, Grella and Colosimo at Carlton SC and heaps more. The old days of Schwartzer copping flares at Middle Park when Hellas scored 2 injury time goals to beat Marconi 2-0 in the "Clash of the Titans" of season 92/93. 15,000 cramming into Middle Park even though it had been PISS POURING down all day, when Francis Awaritefe scored the 2nd the entire place went off. Schwartzer just standing in his goal area shaking his head and 6 flares flying past him ![]() ![]() ![]() Enough for now, your turn ![]() ![]() |
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You know what the shame of it is - even if we won the fucking World Cup no more cunts would come and support the local game.
The FFA etc are living in a dream world if they think even qualifing wiould make a difference. The week after we showed Urgay how to play Football there was no more buggers at the Glory game than normal. Typical fucking Aussies only follow the winners - if the Aussie cricket team played shit for the next two years they would be playing tests in empty ovals. |
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The FFA are fucking idiots for making the new national competition like the fucken Sheffield Sheild or whatever the hell it's called now - one team per city (but of course allowing three of the 8 teams to be from NSW
![]() Once the team struggles and the gloss wears off (ie the NSL with a gloss of paint on it) watch the numbers drop. Every team that finishes last will get crowds like NZ Knights. For fucks sake even Canberra Cosmos were getting 1500 at least when they finishing last year after year. With all this television coverage and marketing NZ Knights can't even get 2k? Look at Perth Glory now, they got better crowds in the NSL than they do now, same with Adelaide United |
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Well I nearly got chased out of my own ground last night, stupid away fans. I'm out injured so I'm running a line, 0-0 in the 80th minute, their cunt scores from more than 3 metres offside, I call it and the stupid cunts call me a cheat.
Final whistle goes, I almost throw my flag to the ref, grab my keys and pissbolt round the back of the sheds to my car. If they saw me, I'd probably be dead now |
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Near punch-ons in our indoor game on Thursday night. Get this, a team full of Greeks (my team), the other team a bunch of bitchy Italians who were absolutely dirty cunts...and a Lebanese referee.
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The Australian soccer team is the only Australian national team that has none of its representatives actually living in Australia.
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And yes, you were correct in saying that it's a poofter's sport.
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Have they got the venue of Australia v Lebanon changed to Cronulla beach yet?
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AFL is Australia's national sport but you can never represent Australia playing it.
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There's also an AA team, but they don't really do much, which makes them have something in common with the soccer team. |
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Normally I'd crack it at Y2C for posting in here, but it's a simple payback for me storming into the AwFuL thread, so I'll cop that.
Downunder you are wrong - you can represent Straya in glorified eggball - you play a bunch of Oirish cunts in a game that is a poor man's soccer. Goalkeepers, the round ball etc for fucks sake! ahahahahaha these cunts try so hard to be like soccer but they just can't quite get there. ![]() |
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went to the Scotty Miller, Bobby Despoicantspelloffski tetmonial match last night, what a pisser - Matty Horsley rugby tackled Glen Jackovich
![]() I started a chant: Why don't you run like Ben Cousins, the whole fucking shed at full voice - Jacko was pissing himself. Eddie Lenny the wanker even got a kick. Chanting Eddie Eddie give us a wave, and when he did: You're still a fucking wanker. ![]() Ended up a 5 all draw, Bobby got one, Jacko got two (tried one with his hands and was dissallowed), Scotty got a couple as well. Met the boys afterwards in the members bar. Top night ![]() |
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I heard guys like Vas Kalogeracos and Vinko played! Fuck I'll never forget the Hellas-Perth 3-3 at Bob Jane in the late 90s when we went 3 up then Vas came on for Glory and fucken scored a hattrick to equalise. Then he ended up playing for us in 2001.
![]() AHAHAHAHHAHAA @ Eddie Lennie copping it, him and Con Diomis were my most hated referees in the NSL, along with Neil Fox the fucking cunt. Lennie t with that bullshit smile on his face every decision, Diomis the card-happy prick, who always played no injury time when Hellas was losing, but 10 minutes of stoppage time when Hellas was holding onto a lead! ![]() ![]() You cunts should have gotten Boutsianis to play in that testimonial |
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ahahahaha so clearly these cunts will be in their own fantasy World Cup then.
Downunder post some pictures of the testimonial if you have any |
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I'd rather a fantasy tournament in which we are represented by real Australians than a real tournament in which were are represented by immigrants.
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Hmm...so apart from a few boongs like Cathy Freeman who the fuck are the real Strayans to support from ANY sport?
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She only ran so fast because she thought she was running from the cops
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This cunt...he'd rather support the fucken lawn bowls than the soccer, just to be a pest.
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When was the last time soccer had a movie starring Mick Molloy?
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Stensational call
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Vinny Jones > Mick Molloy
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MICK MOLLOY WAS VOTED BY RALPH AS THE GREATEST BLOKE EVER.
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Mick Molloy is a fucking funny cunt, but Vinnie Jones takes the cake (or Bacardi Breezers, or whatever the fuck he promotes these days)
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I only buy Ralph for the free thongs
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You get free thongs with Ralph?
On Friday, I lost one of mine and decided to take the other one off, because you know what they say about people wearing one thong. |
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yeah
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![]() Taken a few weeks back in the game against Preston Blockheads where we came from 0-1 down to fuck the gypsy cunts 2-1, with an injury time winner. ![]() |
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I see Steve Corica scored the winning goal in the championship final, quite a tidy strike too
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I remember him in the old days at Marconi Fairfield, that cunt and fucken Paul Okon used to tear Hellas apart in the old days. It's actually a pity blokes like him and Okon are past their best and won't get a chance to play in the World Cup.
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My brother was watching that game and said 'that old cunt scored the winning goal? That's embarrassing'
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Look at Despotovski winning the fucken Player of the Year thing...cunt's 35 year's old for fucks sakes! Then you have Damian Mori training in Adelaide and fucking off to play for Perth and killing it. Then Vaughan Coveny, in his 34 years old, hasn't played top flight football for 2 years, plays 10 games for Newcastle and plays blinders. Not to mention Ante Milicic, Fernando Rech, etc. |
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I should also say that Patrick Kisnorbo should make the Australian World Cup squad, i know i said he was shit the other month but since he's gone back to centre back he's been superb. Go on Paddy.
James Wesolowski too, if he hadn't broken his leg again ![]() |
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