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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Okay, what's up with Kane?
They're hyping his horror movie so they're making him look like a total idiot for some cheesy, shitty-ass storyline?
And how long until Loopy and company jump on this bandwagon?
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”--John Rogers |
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I looked it up and noted that he wrestled with Hawk in his last match on that date.
I could actually see them doing something about him having something to do with the death.
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Will this involve HHH humping a "Hawk" dummy on May 19th, when he reveals it?
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No, he'll get a blow job from a hawk...
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R.I.P Tanner
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As bad as that would be, that would be pretty damn funny. (in reference to KK's post)
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RIP Latino Heat.
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I heared that the plan is this:
WWE believes Kane is a more convincing main eventer as a heel. They want to push Kane to the main event to promote his film. WWE plans to have Kane defeat Big Show then get drafted to Smackdown. WWE plans on having Kane defeat the world champion at Judgement Day for the title. Apparently it is all Vince McMahon's idea to promote Kane's film as he believes it will make more money if the star was World Champion. Many within WWE believe it shouldn't happen as they have not got enough time to make Kane a convincing main eventer by Judgement Day. But Vince is sticking to his idea. ------------------------------------------------------------------- I heared this about a month ago saying Kane was going to turn heel and feud with Big Show. So he may just win the World title? |
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Instant Credibility
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This seems totally probable and I was actually thinking the same thing last night: "Oh, he's got a movie coming out, they must be trying to give hm a push." Makes sense. I could even see him get his mask back down the line. |
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If Kane wins the belt at Judgement Day while I'm in attendance, I just might poop myself.
In fact, I bet you if Kane wins the World Title, it would be the equivalent of the Brown Noise. Last edited by DaveWadding; 04-11-2006 at 12:42 PM. |
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And he'll definitely hold it for more than one day this time, since he'd be on SD.
But we've had way too many title changes already... Kane winning it would be sorta overkill? Then again, no one views Rey as a long standing champ anyway...
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Yipee Kai Yay!!!
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I would mark out like crazy to see Kane champ again....
I dont think him as champ would make the movie bring in more cash....the movie is gonna bomb and I believe everyone already knows that. But what ever brings the old Kane back is well worth it...just hope this storyline doesnt end in a crappy way... |
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Terminator Daddy!
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Although, the premise of a Kane/Show feud is sort of promising, considering some of the stuff they've done lately (the "second door" sketch, for example). |
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I HATE how we can "hear his thoughts".
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Finally found a limit to the fanboyism for shitty gimmicks.
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And then stick a nuke up Glenn Jacob's ass, and mail him to Vince. |
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could Kane squashing Rey be a credible victory?
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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There's no way anyone would believe Kane going over Mysterio.
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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I dont care as long as Kane is champion
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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EmoKane
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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He cuts himself instead of his opponents
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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How is he gonna get a fringe when he's half bald?
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Hair Implants
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"Ask him!"
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KANE (VOICE OVER): "I want to rub that ass with baking powder and sautee it in red wine..." BIG SHOW: "What did you just say"? KANE: "... I didn't say anything." BIG SHOW: "....okay...." KANE (VOICE OVER): "Heh heh heh.... I masturbate to you every night..." |
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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BIG SHOW:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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Kane: Shit, did I say that last part out loud?
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I'm Mr. White Christmas
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Big Show:Uncomfortable
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Triple H: That's right, my precious. Soon you will be all mine...
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Prolly a good time to stick this picture in again:
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Thats Hot(HHH's nipple)
Last edited by Skippord; 04-12-2006 at 12:37 AM. |
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Ron Paul 4 EVA
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![]() HHH: Oh yeah. He works out. Hardy: Okay, so Adam fucks my girlfriend, and gets a main event push. I get fired, fed to Triple H, and then forced to give him a lapdance...God, wait until the myspace gang hears about this... |
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![]() Seconds later, Triple H was sucked into the black, slimy abyss. |
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Kane becomming credible again = jizz in Alienoid's pants.
Kane is my favourite wrestler, so seeing him get the World Title would be seven shades of awesome, in my book. It might actually help me fall in love with the product again. If they really want to make him look good coming out of this, they will have him beat John Cena, though. Monster Kane having his way with John Cena? That would pop the crowd. |
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I really hope Kane wins at Judgement day
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------------------- It'd be funny if at Newyears Revolution Kane won the Elimination chamber but then Edge used his MITB contract and beat him.Then He wins it now at Judgement day and agian falls victum to the MITB winner. 3 time Champion, totaling 24 hours as champ. Last edited by Savio; 04-12-2006 at 01:55 AM. |
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Rey Mysterio vs. Kane at Judgment Day makes a lot of sense, too. Kurt Angle, Booker T, Chris Benoit, etc. will probably all be tied up with the King of the Ring Tournament. The best I can come up with as a challenger is JBL (who is US Champion at the moment).
I will definately be ordering Judgment Day if Kane is involved. |
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Damn you are predictable. |
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