Dirty Dozens next victim: The WWE (humor)

**Rock Bottom** · 02-03-2004, 02:10 AM

Focus all your hatred for certain WWE superstars by using yo mama jokes on them. (use classic lines, or make your own.)

Classics:

Triple H is so fat, he's on both sides of the family. (oh the sad truth of this one...)

Mark Henry's so fat, that when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.

Spike is so small he could hang-glide on a Dorito.

Stephanie is so nasty, she peels off her panties like velcro.

Goldberg is so stupid, he tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

Kane is so ugly, he has to go trick or treating over the phone.

Stephanie is so nasty, I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection.

Big Show is so dumb, I said it was chilli outside and he ran and got a bowl.

Originals:

God's idea of a practical joke when he made A-Train was throwing hair instead of bird feathers.

Triple H's is nose is so big, that when he looks out the window the Secret Service jumps him from behind.

**My Final Heaven** · 02-03-2004, 03:05 AM

Spike is so small he can do backflips under the bed

**My Final Heaven** · 02-03-2004, 03:14 AM

Albert is so stupid that when there's an emergency he picks up the phone & says "Hello operator? Give me the number for 911!"

Big Show is so fat when he wears his battleship grey suit 100 sailors try to board him

Spike is so small he can do backflips under the bed

**BigGammy v1.0** · 02-03-2004, 04:15 AM

Mae Young is so old, that when she was at school there was no history class.

Kane is so ugly, he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Rikishi is so fat, he went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Goldberg is so stupid, he took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

**Corkscrewed** · 02-04-2004, 12:09 AM

Triple H is so fat that Mark Henry started hanging out around him to get pointers.

**loopydate** · 02-04-2004, 12:21 AM

Mae Young is so old, when God said "Let there be light," she threw the switch.

Rey Mysterio is so small, when he takes a shower, he has to run around to get wet.

**Nowhere Man** · 02-04-2004, 01:14 AM

Goldberg is so stupid, he fell out a window and went up.

Rey is so small, he has to look up to tie his shoes.

Kane is so ugly, he has to sneak up on the mirror to shave.

Stephanie is so nasty, she gets sourdough yeast infections.

A-Train is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of him

Spike is so skinny, he can Hula Hoop with a Cheerio

**dyadelivernowedopork** · 02-04-2004, 08:01 AM

Rikishi is so fat, when he dances the whole band skips!

**Mikey** · 02-04-2004, 09:06 AM

I hope Jerry Lawler dosent come to this site

**Tornado** · 02-04-2004, 09:47 AM

Rikishi's so fat, that when he sits around the magnificantly appointed Tuscan villa, he sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa..

(Rep, if I can for who gets the reference)

**rob11** · 02-04-2004, 02:17 PM

Rikishi's so fat, that when he sits around the magnificantly appointed Tuscan villa, he sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa..

Family guy, peter sitting on the shock chair being forced to watch frazier.

**123 kid** · 02-04-2004, 02:40 PM

Mark Henrys so fat at school he sat next to everyone!
Rikishis so fat in the shower his feet stay dry
Kanes so ugly he walked into a haunted house and was offered a job
Big shows so dumb he tried to drown his goldfish
George Steeles so fat when he stood on the scales they read "one at a time please"
Mae Youngs so saggy she went to stand up and she slipped on her own tit!#
Goldbergs so dumb he climbed over the glass wall to see what was on the other side!
Big shows so slow he just realised how overweight he is!
Spikes so skinny he uses a polo as a rubber ring
HHHs nose is so big he sneezed and wiped out dinosaurs
Rey Ms so small he built his house with lego
Goldbergs so dumb he and Big show invented "the inflatable dartboard"
ATrains so fat pavarotti came to him for advice
Mark Henrys so fat when he got f-ud (as if!) he crested an Earthquake

**Corkscrewed** · 02-04-2004, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey

I hope Jerry Lawler dosent come to this site

I'd rather him spend the entire two hours spouting off these things than scream "PUPPIES!!!" every five minutes.

**My Final Heaven** · 02-05-2004, 01:44 PM

Rey Mysterio's so small that Dr. Evil offered him a job

**My Final Heaven** · 02-05-2004, 01:53 PM

Rey Mysterio is so small, Dr. Evil offered him a job.

Coincidentally, does anybody remember when Rey-Rey & Konnan hung together in WCW? Thats what I used to call them, Konnan & his Mini-Me. & who can forget Shasta McNasty erm.... Kidman

...the memories....

**Tony D** · 02-05-2004, 02:38 PM

Stephanie's just like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

That's probably terrible.

**Rock Bottom** · 02-05-2004, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony D

Stephanie's just like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

That's probably terrible.

LOL, I remember that one. That was my #1 weapon in school for a while in the day.

Reminds me of all the other Yo Momma similies.

Your mom's like a gas station, 10 dollars a pump.
Your mom's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.

Etc.. *Reps*

**123 kid** · 02-05-2004, 03:11 PM

Tell your Mom to stop changing lipstick, my nobs starting to look like a packet of fruit pastilles

**DXJerky-Version 2.5** · 02-05-2004, 07:41 PM

Ric Flair's so old he was in Jesus' yearbook
Hogan's so old he was baptized in sand
Viscera is so fat that he go stuck in his dreams
Bushwhacker's teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter
Goldberg is so dumb he thought fruit punch was Rico's finisher
Mark Henry is so fat he tripped on the Gap and landed on Target
Rodney Mack was such an ugly baby his incubator was tinted
A-train is so stink that he used secret and it told on him

**ColdwaVer** · 02-05-2004, 11:00 PM

Kurt Angle is so bald he was mistaken for the national bird.
Mark Henry is so boring even the dust won't settle on him.
Austin is so drunk he once fell off the floor.
Scott Steiner is so roided up that dealers tap his veins in his sleep.
Eric Bischoff uses so much hair dye that Crayola has to stop making black crayons.
Rey Mysterio is so small he sled-rides on Fritos.
...and goes rafting on inflated condoms.
Trish Stratus is so 'augmented' that she's like a Cheerio: you can't sink her.
Kevin Nash is so clumsy that he tore his quad stepping into the ring.
...wait, that really happened. Never mind.
Mae Young is so old her social security number is 6.

02-03-2004, 02:10 AM	#1
Rock Bottom Ball So Hard University Posts: 8,450	Dirty Dozens next victim: The WWE (humor) Focus all your hatred for certain WWE superstars by using yo mama jokes on them. (use classic lines, or make your own.) Classics: Triple H is so fat, he's on both sides of the family. (oh the sad truth of this one...) Mark Henry's so fat, that when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house. Spike is so small he could hang-glide on a Dorito. Stephanie is so nasty, she peels off her panties like velcro. Goldberg is so stupid, he tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order. Kane is so ugly, he has to go trick or treating over the phone. Stephanie is so nasty, I had phone sex with her and got an ear infection. Big Show is so dumb, I said it was chilli outside and he ran and got a bowl. Originals: God's idea of a practical joke when he made A-Train was throwing hair instead of bird feathers. Triple H's is nose is so big, that when he looks out the window the Secret Service jumps him from behind.

02-03-2004, 03:05 AM	#2
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	Spike is so small he can do backflips under the bed

02-03-2004, 03:14 AM	#3
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	Albert is so stupid that when there's an emergency he picks up the phone & says "Hello operator? Give me the number for 911!" Big Show is so fat when he wears his battleship grey suit 100 sailors try to board him Spike is so small he can do backflips under the bed

02-03-2004, 04:15 AM	#4
BigGammy v1.0 The Crusader Posts: 276	Mae Young is so old, that when she was at school there was no history class. Kane is so ugly, he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Rikishi is so fat, he went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Goldberg is so stupid, he took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

02-04-2004, 12:09 AM	#5
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Triple H is so fat that Mark Henry started hanging out around him to get pointers.

02-04-2004, 12:21 AM	#6
loopydate FIT Challenge Slag People Posts: 13,816	Mae Young is so old, when God said "Let there be light," she threw the switch. Rey Mysterio is so small, when he takes a shower, he has to run around to get wet.

02-04-2004, 01:14 AM	#7
Nowhere Man Now. Here. Man. Posts: 8,370	Goldberg is so stupid, he fell out a window and went up. Rey is so small, he has to look up to tie his shoes. Kane is so ugly, he has to sneak up on the mirror to shave. Stephanie is so nasty, she gets sourdough yeast infections. A-Train is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of him Spike is so skinny, he can Hula Hoop with a Cheerio

02-04-2004, 08:01 AM	#8
dyadelivernowedopork Sh*t Heap In Training Posts: 14	Rikishi is so fat, when he dances the whole band skips!

02-04-2004, 09:06 AM	#9
Mikey Posts: 4,668	I hope Jerry Lawler dosent come to this site

02-04-2004, 09:47 AM	#10
Tornado Tedious Inevitability Posts: 7,521	Rikishi's so fat, that when he sits around the magnificantly appointed Tuscan villa, he sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.. (Rep, if I can for who gets the reference)

02-04-2004, 02:17 PM	#11
rob11 Posts: 1,304	Rikishi's so fat, that when he sits around the magnificantly appointed Tuscan villa, he sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.. Family guy, peter sitting on the shock chair being forced to watch frazier.

02-04-2004, 02:40 PM	#12
123 kid A name known to most. Posts: 582	Mark Henrys so fat at school he sat next to everyone! Rikishis so fat in the shower his feet stay dry Kanes so ugly he walked into a haunted house and was offered a job Big shows so dumb he tried to drown his goldfish George Steeles so fat when he stood on the scales they read "one at a time please" Mae Youngs so saggy she went to stand up and she slipped on her own tit!# Goldbergs so dumb he climbed over the glass wall to see what was on the other side! Big shows so slow he just realised how overweight he is! Spikes so skinny he uses a polo as a rubber ring HHHs nose is so big he sneezed and wiped out dinosaurs Rey Ms so small he built his house with lego Goldbergs so dumb he and Big show invented "the inflatable dartboard" ATrains so fat pavarotti came to him for advice Mark Henrys so fat when he got f-ud (as if!) he crested an Earthquake

02-05-2004, 01:44 PM	#14
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	Rey Mysterio's so small that Dr. Evil offered him a job

02-05-2004, 01:53 PM	#15
My Final Heaven Save_Us.sandwich Posts: 1,749	Rey Mysterio is so small, Dr. Evil offered him a job. Coincidentally, does anybody remember when Rey-Rey & Konnan hung together in WCW? Thats what I used to call them, Konnan & his Mini-Me. & who can forget Shasta McNasty erm.... Kidman ...the memories....

02-05-2004, 02:38 PM	#16
Tony D Posts: 61	Stephanie's just like a shotgun, one cock and she blows. That's probably terrible.

02-05-2004, 03:11 PM	#18
123 kid A name known to most. Posts: 582	Tell your Mom to stop changing lipstick, my nobs starting to look like a packet of fruit pastilles

02-05-2004, 07:41 PM	#19
DXJerky-Version 2.5 Posts: 471	Ric Flair's so old he was in Jesus' yearbook Hogan's so old he was baptized in sand Viscera is so fat that he go stuck in his dreams Bushwhacker's teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter Goldberg is so dumb he thought fruit punch was Rico's finisher Mark Henry is so fat he tripped on the Gap and landed on Target Rodney Mack was such an ugly baby his incubator was tinted A-train is so stink that he used secret and it told on him

02-05-2004, 11:00 PM	#20
ColdwaVer Darth Teedious Posts: 4,634	Kurt Angle is so bald he was mistaken for the national bird. Mark Henry is so boring even the dust won't settle on him. Austin is so drunk he once fell off the floor. Scott Steiner is so roided up that dealers tap his veins in his sleep. Eric Bischoff uses so much hair dye that Crayola has to stop making black crayons. Rey Mysterio is so small he sled-rides on Fritos. ...and goes rafting on inflated condoms. Trish Stratus is so 'augmented' that she's like a Cheerio: you can't sink her. Kevin Nash is so clumsy that he tore his quad stepping into the ring. ...wait, that really happened. Never mind. Mae Young is so old her social security number is 6.