This "Fairy Tale" Crap

**Mr. Nerfect** · 05-05-2006, 09:15 AM

Rey Mysterio's title reign is pissing me off. Seriously, I get it, he's small, he won the title, hooray. Seriously, I hope the fans start booing Mysterio out of the building. This is the type of hostility I had towards John Cena when he was first on his way to being WWE Champion.

This is nothing against the performers, but the way Michael Cole is told to hammer home that "America is about underdogs!" and their constant attempts to put Rey Mysterio over as a man who will fight anybody...IT IS FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!

Positioning the audience doesn't work. It didn't with John Cena, and it won't with Rey Mysterio. We know they are meant to be good guys, but trying to prove it to us every week is just going to get them booed out of resistence to having moralistic Champions shoved down our throats.

I really want to see Rey Mysterio's reign end, now. I like Rey Mysterio, this is what the WWE's positioning attempts have done to me. Idiots. They ruined what could have been an organically emotional title reign, simply because they wanted to pump it full with mechanical emotion. Fuck you WWE, and fuck Rey Mysterio's "underdog reign".

I wasn't planning on being so ranty with that, and there was supposed to be a constuctive point somewhere, but it's been made many times before on these boards, I'm just renewing my hate for the way the WWE constantly shove guys down our throats as good guy World Champions. It has the exact opposite effect. After watching this week's SmackDown! earlier today(Australia gets it a day before the United States), I got sick to the stomach when the main event for next week's show was announced. It was well done, and it is kind of clever, but I still hope it fucks the WWE over, just because it is so transparent.

Once again, fuck you WWE, fuck you for being that little whiny kid who is always making up stories for sympathy when their real life is good enough. Fuck you for making me detest Rey Mysterio and John Cena's current title reigns.

Feel free to add anything relating to the "fairy tale" wrestling careers John Cena and Rey Mysterio are currently living.

05-05-2006, 09:15 AM	#1
Mr. Nerfect Posts: 61,520	This "Fairy Tale" Crap Rey Mysterio's title reign is pissing me off. Seriously, I get it, he's small, he won the title, hooray. Seriously, I hope the fans start booing Mysterio out of the building. This is the type of hostility I had towards John Cena when he was first on his way to being WWE Champion. This is nothing against the performers, but the way Michael Cole is told to hammer home that "America is about underdogs!" and their constant attempts to put Rey Mysterio over as a man who will fight anybody...IT IS FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!! Positioning the audience doesn't work. It didn't with John Cena, and it won't with Rey Mysterio. We know they are meant to be good guys, but trying to prove it to us every week is just going to get them booed out of resistence to having moralistic Champions shoved down our throats. I really want to see Rey Mysterio's reign end, now. I like Rey Mysterio, this is what the WWE's positioning attempts have done to me. Idiots. They ruined what could have been an organically emotional title reign, simply because they wanted to pump it full with mechanical emotion. Fuck you WWE, and fuck Rey Mysterio's "underdog reign". I wasn't planning on being so ranty with that, and there was supposed to be a constuctive point somewhere, but it's been made many times before on these boards, I'm just renewing my hate for the way the WWE constantly shove guys down our throats as good guy World Champions. It has the exact opposite effect. After watching this week's SmackDown! earlier today(Australia gets it a day before the United States), I got sick to the stomach when the main event for next week's show was announced. It was well done, and it is kind of clever, but I still hope it fucks the WWE over, just because it is so transparent. Once again, fuck you WWE, fuck you for being that little whiny kid who is always making up stories for sympathy when their real life is good enough. Fuck you for making me detest Rey Mysterio and John Cena's current title reigns. Feel free to add anything relating to the "fairy tale" wrestling careers John Cena and Rey Mysterio are currently living. Pfft