09-05-2006, 10:23 PM | #1 |
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Matt Striker, why has no one figured this out
Why isn't Matt Striker called Mr. Striker now. You can't call a teacher by his first name, I don't understand why we can blatantly call a "teacher" by his first name. I don't know, I think it would give his gimmick alot more solidarity.
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09-05-2006, 10:29 PM | #2 |
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I don't think anyone cares enough to figure it out... tbh.
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09-05-2006, 10:31 PM | #3 |
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He's nothing but a jobber in WWE so no one cares. He has a lot of natural charisma, talent, and good mic skills. Come on, he's not going to go anywhere.
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09-05-2006, 11:00 PM | #4 |
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I think they should take more time to make sure that their EMTs actually act like 'em.
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09-05-2006, 11:24 PM | #5 |
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They already have Mr. Kennedy.
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09-05-2006, 11:25 PM | #6 |
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Shane Douglas
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09-05-2006, 11:25 PM | #7 |
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or should I say Dean Douglas
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09-05-2006, 11:26 PM | #8 |
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Shane's gotta be rolling over in his grave.
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09-06-2006, 01:13 AM | #9 |
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Remember when Shelton Benjamin's name was Mr. Benjamin for all of 5 minutes after he beat Triple H? That was awesome.
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09-06-2006, 03:18 AM | #10 | |
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09-06-2006, 03:45 PM | #11 |
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Far too much sense. The WWE would collapse in on itself due to the buildup of stupidity from the last 5 years.
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09-06-2006, 07:19 PM | #12 |
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There are already TWO "Mr."s in WWE - Kennedy and McMahon. We don't want to confuse our viewers any more than that.
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09-06-2006, 10:11 PM | #13 |
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I'm on the fence about the Matt Striker character. On one hand, his comments like "smoking the pot" are awesome, but on the other, the guy is a fucking wrestler first. This is what pissed me off with John Cena back when he turned face on SmackDown!. Striker got fired as a teacher, then he became a wrestler. If he wants to cut promos where he "educates" his opponents, fine, but it seems to me like the WWE is actually trying to pass him off as a legit teacher to get the kiddies to boo him.
Matt Striker should be pissed off at the education system. He should talk about wasted potential, about using resources, about how they wouldn't let him say this as a teacher, but we cannot raise kids properly. Make him into a FORMER teacher. Not a current one. |
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09-06-2006, 10:26 PM | #15 |
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09-06-2006, 11:09 PM | #17 | |
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09-06-2006, 11:12 PM | #18 |
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I don't think his role is going to be a hardcore wrestler so it doesn't matter anyway.
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09-06-2006, 11:20 PM | #19 |
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He should be a sex ed teacher. Hardcore porn.
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09-06-2006, 11:27 PM | #20 |
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With Kelly Kelly as a visual aide. She's an exhibitionist you know.
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09-07-2006, 12:29 AM | #21 | |
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If the WWE has Matt Striker play his teacher character as kind of a bitter, "fuck you all" to the fans rather than "I still think I'm a teacher", it would be so much better, and he might rise to main event level. His character screams "Dean Douglas" at the moment. |
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09-07-2006, 10:26 AM | #25 | |
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09-07-2006, 09:57 PM | #27 |
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Striker is so God damn amazing.
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09-09-2006, 09:51 AM | #28 | |
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All I'm saying is that Striker could be a deep character. I love it when he condescends crowds, and I love it when he uses big words. I even love the get-up he wears, but there should be some irony to it. That's what the Dean Douglas character lacked. Next week, I'd have Matt Striker come out and point out that he made some controversial comments next week. The system is trying to get him to conform again. He wrestles because he hates conforming, he hates not being able to punch that smart-ass student in the mouth, but now he's free from the confines of the system, he will kick the ass of Sandman as punishment. The Sandman will stand as a metaphor for all those who bite the hand that feeds them. The ideal Matt Striker character is paranoid, hates those above him, and hates those below him. The only person he cares about is himself. This guy has so much promo ability and so much wrestling talent that it would be a shame if the WWE stuck him with a 2D character. |
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09-09-2006, 10:36 AM | #31 | |
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Well, the irony is that he is waxing philosophical while taking a very literal approach to Striker's current role. |
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09-09-2006, 11:33 AM | #32 |
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ARGHHHH!
Stop over-analysing it. |