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Over Like Rover
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Corporal Kirchner dead
Lifted this from WWE.com
Former WWE Superstar Thomas Spear, professionally known as Corporal Kirchner, passed away of natural causes Sunday in his home in White Marsh, Md. He is survived by his two sons, daughter and step-daughter, as well as two grandchildren. A Vietnam veteran, Kirchner is known for defending his country in the ring as well as out. He is not only revered as one of sports-entertainment’s toughest competitors, but also one of its greatest patriots. In the early 1980s, Kirchner was a close protégé of another patriot, former WWE Champion and Hall of Famer Sgt. Slaughter. Perhaps one of Kirchner’s most celebrated victories took place at WrestleMania 2 where he defeated WWE Hall of Famer Nikolai Volkoff in a Flag Match. RIP signature [sig-nuh-cher, -choor]
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#2 |
Mad
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RIP
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#3 |
Posts: 22,695
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I have a RIP in my pants
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Over Like Rover
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#5 |
VG + Q&A FORUM REPRESENT
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fuck him
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#6 |
...IN HD!!!!
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Kane's been there, fucked that.
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#7 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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He's before my time as a fan, but I have a great deal of respect for everyone who laces their boots and goes through the lifestyle they live just for the sake of a good show.
Rest in peace |
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#8 |
Superiority At Work
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#9 |
Anger
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RIP...
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R.I.P.
How old was he?? |
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#11 |
Shadow Conspircy leader
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Too young.
RIP. |
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#12 |
1/2 Optimist 1/2 Amazing
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Bye Leatherface
RIP |
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#13 |
Junior Member
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Bad things happen to bad people
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Over Like Rover
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Skibbidy Lock Jaw
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So, turns out he's alive.
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#16 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
Posts: 22,349
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Post # 1,000 dedicated to Corporal Kirchner
RIP Edit- Rescinding dedication since apparently he is alive so I just wasted my 1,000th post. ![]() Last edited by owenbrown; 10-21-2006 at 02:02 PM. |
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#17 |
You know that’s right
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OK so let me try to get this story straight. WWE knew that a guy named Tom Spear died, who wrestled as Leatherface just like Kirchner did, but then thought that Spear also wrestled as Corporal Kirchner even though the real Corporal Kirchner's name is Mike Kirchner?
I've used the phrase "that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard" before but this really is the single dumbest thing I have ever heard ever, ever. |
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#18 |
You know that’s right
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EVER
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#19 |
So fucking sexy.
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HAHAHAHAHA This is downright astonishing. I love these people.
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So fucking sexy.
Posts: 20,100
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Also, the Jewest thing I've ever read:
"What, I'm going to resurrect for you? Yeah, I'm dead but for you, I'll answer the phone." Don't be so mashugina! Have a sit-down, why not? |
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yep the wwe is bass ackwards, how could they screw up on something like that.
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#22 |
King of Love and Piss
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TNA needs to run with this. Seriously, i could see some brilliant parodies
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est. 1884
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#24 |
I believe in Joe Hendry
Posts: 22,349
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HA HA HA, Avenger.
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#25 |
quesque fuck?
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ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THIS?
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#26 |
Do Unto Others...
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Fuck the Undertaker, YOU CAN'T KILL THE CORPORAL!
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Angel Headed Hipster
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lol, I'm at the TNA fanfest today, and suddenly I hear Jeremy Borash announce "wwe.com is reporting that Corporal Kirschner is NOT dead. No, we're not making this up."
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