Wrestling quotes you use in real life…

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Wrestling quotes you use in real life…

Okay, I may be labeled as “the only person who does that” but I think I shall start a thread about things you’ve heard while watching wrestling that you’ve said in real life.

“This is not a game!”- Eddie Gurerro
I was talking on the phone with my best friend, who knows that when I’m pissed I tend to play head games with people. I’m talking “By God, this kid is FUCKED UP” style head games. Well one guy pissed me off, so I’m trying to convince his girlfriend to leave him with my excuse being “Well if he didn’t stick his willy in another girl, this wouldn’t of happened.” Well, my best friend said “it sounds like you’re playing head games again, now Dani--” “THIS IS NOT A GAME!!!!” Yeah, go Eddie.

“What’s causin’ all this?” Ric Flair
I’ve found myself saying this when things get messed up.

“Now in the interest of fairness…” Vinny MacDaddy
Whenever my friends or family hear me say this, they know they WILL eat their own words!

“Hardcore rules apply.” D-Von
The best part of that WWE Original album. Things were getting hellish at the supermarket I work at, a co-worker said she was going to punch someone out, and then I said “A fight? Hardcore rules apply!”

“That’s one more for the Bad Guy!” Scott Hall
My victory line.

“wooooooooo!”
Need I say more?